The Eunuch is Pregnant-Chapter 192: Tension!

The chapter is at the bottom after the rap. I am waiting for the aggregators to steal this first. I wonder if they will remove this. If you’re reading this anywhere but theeunuch dot com, this translation has been stolen. For now, enjoy a rap battle I had with my friend during the shooting in Paris a few years ago. My rapper name is Gchan! LOL (I actually can’t rap but I wish I could).

Dan:

Pray for Paris, pray for the world,

Isn’t it religion that’s got this whole place twirled?

Enough with the fear , killing, and insanity

We should be focusing on what’s best for humanity

Me:

Honestly, I think, religion is good

It tells us to act, the way we should

It gives us hope, and should give us peace

Yet why is hatred, on the increase?

Dan:

You don’t need religion to know what’s right or wrong

You just need to open your eyes to see what’s going on

The government feels that they can do as they please

Because the regular folk are just blinded by greed

Money makes the world go round and round

So instead of contributing to society we’re upside down

Invade Iraq just for gasoline

Ice cube said it best, fucked by a white boy… with no vaseline

Me:

Seeing this unveil, boggles my eyes

I’m sick of all this terror, hatred and lies

Why can’t we learn to love and respect

Despite our differences, religion and sex

I want to live in a world where we’re all free

Free to be who we want to be

Instead we fight for control and power

At this rate, there will be no future

Dan:

It happens because there’s not enough people who care

They don’t think about their home and how it could happen there

They think it’s not their problem, it’s not their burden to bare

But only when it happens to them, will they understand fear

Peace for humanity would indeed be ideal

But are we past that point? must we kill or be killed?

What is the answer to stopping the Islamic state?

Or is world war three our inevitable fate?

Me:

Love is the only thing that can dissolve hate

But to love is hard in our current state

We are suffering too much and we don’t care

We want revenge although we’re scared

So here we are, an eye for an eye

We slaughter and kill, and then we cry

We cry for our people -the innocent victims

Yet we’re the ones who allowed this outcome

Perhaps, you’re right

WW3 is inevitable

Perhaps, living in peace

Will never be possible

Dan:

Love is an ideology that barely exists

Digits in the bank are our marriage prerequisites

The nation is like a business that in order to succeed

Has to crush those without power to feed their power and greed.

Eventually people will have enough of their shit

They’re tired of running, they don’t want to be hit

So they come together and strap on their mitts

And let everyone feel a wrath that won’t quit

“……”

Le Yao Yao felt her scalp turning numb. She was crying on the inside. She honestly had no intentions of seducing Prince Rui! How could his eyes mistaken her anger as seduction?

The King of Hell was truly the King of Hell. His mind was different from ordinary people.

“N-no?!”

“This Prince is just joking. Why are you so nervous for?”

“Eh…..”

Alright. The Prince was in a good mood. At least he was joking around and smiling a lot.

So, Le Yao Yao smiled apologetically. But when Leng Jun Yu took another step forward, Le Yao Yao felt all her hairs standing straight. She looked cautiously at the King of Hell.

Why is he getting closer and closer? Is he really going to transform underneath the full moon?

While her thoughts were running wild in her mind, a faraway howl entered her ears.

Ao ao ao ao ao ao!!!

It was coming from the back mountain.

“Aren’t you going to invite the Prince in to sit?”

“…to sit??”

It was in the middle of the night. Prince Rui didn’t want to sleep but wants to go to her room to sit instead?! It can’t be that simple.

As she was thinking, there was another howl echoing through the night. It seemed to match Prince Rui’s demeanor. It was making Le Yao Yao feel very unstable.

Le Yao Yao tightened her collar with both hands. All she knew was that she definitely must not allow the King of Hell to enter. If the King of Hell found out Nangong Jun Xi was in her room, she couldn’t even imagine what would happen.

So Le Yao Yao made a very exaggerated yawn and said, “Haha, Prince Rui! Servant is sleepy! Also, servant’s room is messy! It would dirty your eyes. So please don’t come in! Sleep well! Bye bye!”

Le Yao Yao was about to shut the door. But the King of Hell was faster than her. In a flash, he was already inside her room.

Following was his teasing voice.

“Why are you in such a rush to kick this Prince out? Could you be hiding another man in here?”

What was he implying? Could it be that he could tell Nangong Jun Xi was here?

Le Yao Yao’s heart was beating so fast that she felt like it was going to explode out of her heart.

It didn’t help that Leng Jun Yu was slowly walking towards the bed.

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao felt like she was about to have a heart attack. She had to stop the King of Hell from going any further. Or else, the moment he opens the bed curtains, he will see Nangong Jun Xi and she would be dead!!

Nothing will save her even if she jumped into the Yellow River!

So, Le Yao Yao yelped and purposely tripped over a chair.

“Ahhhh!”

Le Yao Yao’s five facial features were scrunched together. She was in so much pain! She shouldn’t have used so much strength.

While Le Yao Yao was yelling, Leng Jun Yu had already turned his head around. He couldn’t stop the fall, but he caught Le Yao Yao before she fell onto the ground.

“What happened? Why did you crash into a chair all of a sudden?”

Currently, Le Yao Yao’s knee was hurting so much that she could only make “Ssss” sounds.

“S-servant couldn’t see clearly….” She whimpered.

“If you couldn’t see, you shouldn’t have been wandering so carelessly! Look. Now you’re injured. It must be painful!? Let this Prince take a look.”

Le Yao Yao was stunned to hear such caring words coming out from the King of Hell. Was this really the King of Hell who killed without blinking?

Perhaps Leng Jun Yu could sense Le Yao Yao’s astonishment. He asked, “What’s wrong?”

“Uh.. N-nothing.”

Suddenly, Le Yao Yao felt her body turning light. Leng Jun Yu was carrying her.

“Eh? Prince Rui?” Le Yao Yao was confused as she blinked her pupils.

“Your knee is injured. This Prince has ointment in his room.”

So, the King of Hell carried Le Yao Yao away before she could say another word.

The King of Hell’s steps were steady and fast. Not to mention that his room was next door.

So in a blink of an eye, Le Yao Yao found herself sitting on the King of Hell’s huge soft bed.

At this moment, Leng Jun Yu had a bottle of ointment in his hand. He slightly bent down and opened the lid of the ointment. Then, he went to unroll one side of Le Yao Yao’s pant.

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao freaked out. She tried to avoid it, but unexpectedly, she ended up hurting her knee even more. Now, she was gasping in pain.

The King of Hell crinkled his brows and gave her a sideway glance. “This Prince is not a wolf. Why are you so afraid?”

“Eh….”

Hearing this, Le Yao Yao subconsciously bit her lips. Deep down, she was thinking,

Yeah… you’re not a wolf. But you’re the King of Hell and that’s even scarier than a wolf!

Obviously, even if she had ten lives, she wouldn’t dare to say something like this in his face.

Leng Jun Yu reached over to unroll her pant again. This time, Le Yao Yao didn’t move away. She allowed Leng Jun Yu to keep going until the pant had rolled up to her thigh. 𝘧r𝑒𝘦𝒘𝘦𝙗ｎovel.𝐜o𝒎

Leng Jun Yu noticed her snow white leg and he was shocked.

A man’s leg could look so fair and smooth? It was comparable to white jade! It was extremely captivating.

Le Yao Yao couldn’t hear Leng Jun Yu’s thoughts. The only thing she was focus on was her black knee.

Oh God! This body was way too weak! How could her injury be so severe from one simple fall?

Wuwu. She should’ve just allowed the King of Hell to discover the 7th Prince! He was the one who jumped into her room anyway. She was innocent!

Currently, Leng Jun Yu was using his finger to apply the white ointment onto Le Yao Yao’s bruised knee. At first, Le Yao Yao was so afraid of pain that she held onto her breath. Her body was very tense.

But the moment the ointment touched her burning knee, she felt a cool sensation. Le Yao Yao was surprised.

“Now you’re suffering. Next time, don’t be so clumsy.” Leng Jun Yu lectured. He sounded stern but some concern could be heard in his voice.

“Yes. Servent understands. Thank you, Prince Rui.” Le Yao Yao whispered.

“From now on, you must come to apply ointment at this Prince’s room every morning and night. Don’t forget.”

“Ah?!”

Every morning and night?

“Prince Rui, there is no need. Servant can go get some ointment from brother Bai…eh….?”

Before Le Yao Yao could finish her sentence, Leng Jun Yu gave her a killer glare. So, she ended up swallowing down all her previous words.

Ugh! He is so mean and scary! Why does he always give people the killer glare for? Doesn’t he know how demonic he looked!? And he says he likes her. Is this how you treat someone you like?! Le Yao Yao fumed on the inside.

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao subconsciously pouted her red lips. She felt wronged. But she had no idea that her current expression made her look like a cute child that wanted attention. It made others want to hug her tightly.

Leng Jun Yu felt a warm current running through his heart. It was as if a ray of powerful sunlight was blasting on his frozen mountain. His frozen heart was beginning to melt…

Without meaning to do so, Leng Jun Yu’s finger lightly grazed over Le Yao Yao’s delicate little nose.

The gesture was so intimate that the two of them froze and made intense eye contact with each other. Suddenly, it was as if thunder was mixed with fire. Le Yao Yao felt like she was being electrocuted.

Leng Jun Yu had never cherished someone like this before. But from today onward, he wanted to cherish and pamper “him”.

Leng Jun Yu understood that he could not rush things. He was aware that his status, their master-servant relationship were obstacles that they would have to overcome. But Leng Jun Yu believed that as long as he took it one step at a time, one day, he will get passed all the obstacles.

Thinking of this, Leng Jun Yu stood up again and lifted Le Yao Yao up horizontally.

“Ah!” Le Yao Yao squealed.

But at this moment, Leng Jun Yu quickly gave her a peck on the lips.

This time, the kiss was very gentle and light. Leng Jun Yu removed his lips the moment it came in contact. While Le Yao Yao was stunned and frustrated, Leng Jun Yu laughed heartily.

The King of Hell was so naughty!

Leng Jun Yu carried Le Yao Yao back into her room. Currently, Le Yao Yao was very nervous. Fortunately, the bed was now empty. Nangong Jun Xi must have left after they went to the King of Hell’s room.

So, Le Yao Yao breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Leng Jun Yu sensed it. “What were you worried about?”

“Eh….n-nothing….”

Le Yao Yao began to bite on her lips subconsciously. But Leng Jun Yu used his finger to stop her.

“Stop biting your lips. It will crack your lips.”

“Umm.. servant will go to sleep now. Please get some rest as well, Prince Rui.”

“Mm.”

There was no hesitation from Leng Jun Yu’s side. He didn’t do anything that would give Le Yao Yao a heart attack either. Instead, he stood up and walked out the door.

Watching Leng Jun Yu’s back view, Le Yao Yao thought she could finally relax. But suddenly, the King of Hell turned his head at the door.

“Xiao Tu Zi, you belong to this Prince. So in the future, only this Prince may enter your room. Other men are not allowed in. Understand?”

Before Le Yao Yao could respond, Leng Jun Yu already closed the door.

Le Yao Yao stared at the carved wooden door. Her mind was blank. It took her some time to snap out of it. Then she murmured, “So, he knew from the start…”