The Divine Martial Stars-Chapter 1036 - A Flatterer Dog
Chapter 1036 A Flatterer Dog
“Hey, human pet, we meet again.”
The Samoyed dog was like a cheap cat squatting on the ground when waving its hand.
Li Mu came to his senses and asked, “Are you General, the silly dog?”
The young man next to the dog suddenly laughed and pointed at the Samoyed dog, “Silly dog? Do you have such a nickname?”
The Samoyed dog said angrily, “I have never admitted this name.”
Li Mu nodded and said, “Yes, you are General. How did you become a Samoyed dog? Weren’t you a Husky dog? Have you learned how to transform in the Battlefield of Chaos? Can you transform into an Alaskan Malamute dog? You’ll be the king of three kinds of silly dogs.”
The Samoyed dog was angry and said, “Human pet, listen to me. I’ve changed greatly. I’m already the General of the Beast Race, second only to the High Chieftain of the Beast Race. Be polite when you talk to me.”
Li Mu said, “But my master is a ruthless man who has defeated an emperor. Would you like to have a try?”
The Samoyed dog was stunned for a moment. Then it suddenly remembered what it had seen before. It immediately changed its expression and scurried to the old faker. It shook its head, wagged its tail, stuck out its tongue cutely, and said, “Old immortal, I’ve known you for a long time. You’ve hidden your strength well. In fact, I followed the human pet to get close to you.”
The young man covered his eyes with his hands.
“Damn it! This dog is so mean.
“It has no integrity at all.”
“I’m Zhong Dajun, the High Chieftain of the Beast of the Battlefield of Chaos.” The young man reached out to Li Mu with a smile and said, “I didn’t expect another ruthless man to appear on Earth after Sun Fei, Ding Hao, and Ye Qingyu.”
Li Mu was shocked.
He had heard these three names from the old faker before.
Emperor Azeroth, the Imperator of Blades, and the Divine Emperor were all giants in the universe. How could they all come from Earth? The old faker had never mentioned this.
Moreover, although the young man in front of him claimed to be Zhong Dajun, he shook hands with Li Mu skillfully. It was clearly the etiquette of the earth. Could it be…
Their hands were clasped together.
Zhong Dajun saw the doubt in the eyes of Li Mu and said, “Yes, you’re right. I also went out of the earth, time-traveling once, and finally returned to the earth. But the lines of the plane I was in are different from yours. I have also experienced an invasion of the earth by the Bug Race. I was almost cut into pieces by the people of Murica.”
He chattered on and on like a chatterbox.
“Let’s go back first,” the old faker said as he stroked the dog happily.
The Samoyed dog immediately knelt. “Old immortal, ride me. I’ll bring you back.”
Li Mu and Zhong Dajun covered their eyes at the same time.
“This must be the real flatterer dog.”
When they returned to Randeng Temple, Wang Shiyu had been waiting for a while.
She had benefited from the misfortune. Since she had recovered, she had broken through the original shackles of the Great Way and was no longer blocked by it. Her cultivation had improved by leaps and bounds. The rusted sword in her hand was the divine weapon of the Imperator of Blades, Ding Hao. She could be said to be a direct disciple of Ding Hao. The inheritance was amazing. Even the old faker thought highly of her.
“Good job, Master. You defeated the emperor.” Seeing what had happened in outer space, Wang Shiyu exclaimed repeatedly.
The Samoyed dog directly retorted, “What do you mean by saying he had defeated the emperor? He had beat the other party up. The Great Emperor Chaos couldn’t be a match for him at all.”
The old faker laughed triumphantly.
Wang Shiyu looked at the Samoyed dog for a while and suddenly understood. “You have such a cheap aura. Are you the silly dog called General? Why did you dye your hair?”
Zhong Dajun was immediately amused. “Everyone knows that you are a silly dog.”
The Samoyed dog was furious. “How could you say those words? Is this called dying hair? How can a Husky dog be dyed to be a Samoyed dog? This is a transformation, an evolution, understand?”
Wang Shiyu asked curiously, “Even if it’s evolution, what’s the use of flattering Master Li now? Li Mu is the direct disciple of Master Li, and his Cultivation Method is not suitable for a dog.”
The Samoyed dog was stunned for a moment and suddenly felt this woman’s words made sense. Although the old faker was strong, he was a poor man after all. He had a shabby temple that couldn’t block rain and snow. It might as well follow Zhong Dajun, the High Chieftain of a race. He had raised countless female dogs under his command. It could get whatever it wanted from Zhong Dajun. It seemed the dog shouldn’t have flattered the old faker.
But for some reason, there was always a feeling in its heart telling it that it must keep up with the old faker.
“What do you know? This is true love.” The silly dog struggled desperately.
Li Mu didn’t want to talk to this dog anymore.
He was more interested in Zhong Dajun, the High Chieftain of the Beast.
The old faker went back to his meditation room to recuperate.
Several experts of the Orc Race came to Randeng Temple with delicious food purchased from all over the country and several national-level chefs. Under the command of Wang Shiyu, they began to prepare a sumptuous feast.
At the stone table under the pine forest of Randeng Temple, Zhong Dajun refreshed and mellowed the red wine worth millions of dollars on the earth. He poured two glasses of wine for Li Mu and himself. Then they sat down face to face. Zhong Dajun said, “I know you have a lot of questions for me. Don’t worry. We have a lot of time. Why don’t we have a drink and have a good chat?”
Li Mu raised his glass and clinked it with Zhong Dajun’s. He took a small sip and felt the wine mellow and smooth in his mouth. It tasted bitter first, then sweet, and finally sweet and pleasant. He thought to himself, “It’s good wine. The High Chieftain of the Beast, who has gone out of Earth, has good taste. He is actually a gentleman.” However, when Li Mu looked up, he saw Zhong Dajun gulping down a large glass of red wine as if drinking cola.
Li Mu blinked his eyes and thought, “Well, I have thought too much.”
“The combination of the Four Symbols can reverse reincarnation.” Zhong Dajun smacked his lips and said, “Who could expect the Earth used to have no Spiritual Qi had four top figures who had come out? As the saying goes, although the water is shallow, there are many tortoises.”
Li Mu spat out the red wine in his mouth and said, “Did you use the wrong words?”
Zhong Dajun said embarrassedly, “Really? It’s embarrassing. I experienced time-traveling before graduating from middle school. Later, I gained strength, so I didn’t go back to go to school. What’s your educational background?”
Li Mu said, “I graduated from middle school.”
“Then you are better than me,” Zhong Dajun said with admiration.
Li Mu thought to himself, “No wonder this guy could get along well with the silly dog and spend so much money to get the Realm-breaking Diagram. He didn’t compete for the inheritance of the Cosmic Emperor Deathless but went to Earth to have fun. His way of thinking is really strange. What’s the point of being proud of graduating from middle school?”
“Are you also from Earth?” Li Mu said, “Why did you come to the Battlefield of Chaos later? If I remember correctly, you rank high on the List of the Condemned of the Human Clan.”
Zhong Dajun said, “Alas! You also know before the Spiritual Qi was revived, the earth was just like a small pool. I could travel around the world with a stir in my mind. During those days, I was really free and easy. I could eat delicious food, enjoy beautiful scenery, and sleep with beauties. Uh, don’t look at me like that. I haven’t forced any of them. I conquered them with my personal charm and unimportant money.”
Li Mu was really speechless. “It’s okay. Go on.”
“Later, when I had all the fun things to play, I felt that the earth was too small and boring. Therefore I went to outer space to have a look. However, I was too curious and accidentally entered the space-time crack and was swept into the Battlefield of Chaos. However, I always suspected that it was not a coincidence. It should be that one of the three bastards envied that I had lived too freely on the earth, so they set me up.” Zhong Dajun said with quite an indignant look.
“Who are the three bastards you mentioned.” Li Mu probed and asked.
“Of course, they are Ding Hao, Sun Fei, and Ye Qingyu.” Zhong Dajun said angrily.
Li Mu touched his forehead at once. He felt a little guilty and sweaty.
The old faker once said that the three giants of the universe were all Celestial Demons who could destroy stars with a stir of their minds and set off a cosmic storm in one breath. How could Zhong Dajun call them three bastards? Li Mu wondered if he should keep a distance from the guy so as not to be dragged into the mire.
Zhong Dajun gulped down all the red wine in the decanter. He touched his mouth and said, “Don’t worry. You don’t have to think these three guys are out of reach just because their cultivation is high. We are fellow villagers, and these three guys are all funny.”
Li Mu suddenly felt drinking with Zhong Dajun might be a wrong choice.
“They are all waiting for you now,” Zhong Dajun said. “You have to grow up quickly.”
“Waiting for me?” Li Mu pointed at himself.
Zhong Dajun said, “What do you think? You are the last one of the Four Symbols. There is not much time left. If you can’t grow up, everyone will be finished.”
“Four Symbols? What are Four Symbols?” Li Mu was a little confused.
This was the first time he had heard of such a thing.
Zhong Dajun blinked. “What? Don’t you know it? Didn’t the Old Fish Spirit tell you?”
Li Mu looked at the meditation room of the old faker.
He knew the old faker had another nickname, Lord of Mystic Flair. People called him Old Fish Spirit.
According to the tone of Zhong Dajun, the Old Fish Spirit knew the inside story of the so-called Four Symbols.
“Forget it. In short, things are a little tricky. Everything in the Battlefield of Chaos, the Ziwei Star Zone, and other universes will return to zero when the Samsara Tribulation comes. Even the three funny ones can’t resist the Zero Tribulation. Only the Four Symbols gather together can they fight against it.” Zhong Dajun poured himself a lot of red wine and gulped it down. Then, he said, “That’s probably it. Anyway, no one wants to die. We have to go all out.”
Li Mu suddenly had an idea. He laughed and said, “Do you mean that I’m destined to be the protagonist and I can become at the same level as the Imperator of Blades without working hard?”
Zhong Dajun nodded and said, “You have good luck.”
Li Mu said, “Will I be fine even if I court death?”
“That’s impossible. If you die, everything will come to an end. Your luck will dissipate, and someone else will get the luck and start over.” Zhong Dajun glanced at Li Mu and said, “So, you are one of the many candidates. It’s best if you can grow up. If you court death, there will be other candidates.”
