The Demon's Menu-Chapter 867: The Man with Both a Cat and a Dog
Chapter 867 -54: The Man with Both a Cat and a Dog!
Chapter 867 -54: The Man with Both a Cat and a Dog!
Warm sunlight streamed through the window, shining on the three of them.
It brought a burst of brightness.
Little specks of light floated around.
Everything seemed so wonderful.
But the moment Hera spoke, the atmosphere froze.
Losa’s eyes widened first, then a gossip-filled curiosity sparked in them, she turned her head and began to size up Jason as if seeing him for the first time.
An indescribable admiration was evident in her expression.
It was both for Jason’s actions and his aesthetics.
In any case, both were admirable.
Is Hera pretty?
Her face is quite lovely, but her tall, sturdy figure and golden high ponytail make her look like a female leopard.
If possible, most men wouldn’t choose such a lady as their partner.
After all, being protected can be quite embarrassing.
Men, after all.
Always need some pride.
But when Hera stood in front of Jason, she seemed petite.
And her aura didn’t feel as oppressive.
Seemingly a good match?
Somehow, Losa found herself thinking this thought.
However, when Jason turned his gaze towards her, Losa wisely abandoned such thoughts.
Jason turned back and looked at Hera standing before him.
Familiar words.
If not for the different face and aura, Jason would have thought he had encountered that crazy woman again.
Just the thought of that crazy lady made Jason’s temples throb painfully.
Mad people are scary enough.
But what’s scarier is that this mad person is also very powerful.
Recalling various aspects of that crazy woman, Jason barely resisted the urge to cover his face with his hands.
Then!
It suddenly dawned on him!
Could it be that Hera intends to default on her debt?
"Do you want to default on your debt?”
"Let me tell you, that’s impossible!”
"The 99 Ailong Spears you owe me can’t just be written off because you want to have children with me!”
"It’s impossible under any circumstances!”
Jason emphasized.
Thinking that a wife could substitute for his 99 portions of food?
Utterly whimsical!
What’s so good about a wife?
Are foods not delicious?
Are novels not interesting?
Or are games not fun?
To even think about getting a wife?
Naive, childish.
Misled by the gentle appearance, completely unaware of the dangerous traps inside; unlike a girlfriend, a wife is like a nightmare difficulty.
Not only do you have to hand over your salary card, but also do the laundry, cook, clean the house, and especially when there’s an entity called ‘children’ who are actually ‘four-legged gold devourers,’ everything falls into hell-level difficulty.
A wife will shift all her attention from you to the ‘four-legged gold devourers.’
You lose even that tiny bit of warmth you had.
Even worse, you need to work doubly hard to earn money.
Money for formula, diapers, tuition fees.
Money, money, money, pressing down on you like a mountain, leaving you breathless.
What follows are hair loss, obesity, and wrinkles.
In just a few years, you will become a wrinkled, bald, fat man, and even when buying clothes, you could only browse oversized discounted menswear on Taobao, and you still have to shamelessly negotiate with the customer service guy to possibly throw in a pair of socks.
Customer service girls?
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Don’t even joke.
Fat men aren’t suited for climbing mountains.
Jason hadn’t thought of all these terrible consequences yet; he simply thought food was much better.
Faced with Jason’s questions, a flushed Hera was taken aback.
"How could you think like that?”
"A warrior’s promise is backed by their life.”
"I owe you 99 Ailong Spears, and I will naturally repay you.”
Hera spoke somewhat indignantly.
Then, this self-proclaimed warrior lady continued.
"I want to have children with you simply because you are strong enough, and I am also quite good; I believe our children will definitely become… uh!”
Hera hadn’t finished speaking when suddenly her head hurt.
As if it had been hammered.
Dizzy.
In her daze, there seemed to be barking and meowing.
Woof woof woof!
Meow!
The sounds were faint, but they carried extreme danger.
Subconsciously, Hera shut up.
She looked around in confusion, her whole person shifted to a defensive stance, her eyes and ears searching with the family’s secret techniques, checking for any ‘unexpected’ presence.
Like a prairie dog poking its head out of a burrow.
With Hera’s figure and expression, Losa, who was maintaining a spectator’s stance, couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
He naturally knew about the ‘Hera Family.’
Not only because this family was very special, made up entirely of females, but also because of their approach of ‘acting swiftly and fiercelyof course, this is a compliment, but to put it slightly more plainly, their brains seemed to be filled with muscles.
The Hera before them was undoubtedly proving this point.
Moreover, Hera was clearly an extreme case of it.
"What are you looking for?”
Losa asked the suspicious-looking Hera, unable to help himself.
"I feel like I just went through a life-and-death crisis, but… it seems like I didn’t?”
Hera herself sounded a bit unsure.
Then, this Hera Family’s tenth in line successor was ready to continue discussing having children with Jason.
But at that moment, Hera realized Jason was gone.
"Where’s Jason?”
Hera asked Losa.
"He left.”
"Just now.”
Losa shrugged.
