The Celestial Phoenix Has Too Much Lust-Chapter 45: This is ridiculous

"Welcome, Godfather, as you try to save the day... I expected your arrival and set an extra teacup for you."

Morse was bewildered hearing this nonsense spewing from the mouth of the foolish Elder before him, but he didn’t care.

As you know, the Phoenix is the heroine of this world, and she is destined to win.

He needed to calm his Yang energy and leave—not because he was negligent or too lazy to fight, but because he felt that things, of course, aren’t always as one first imagines.

The human mind always loves to imagine stupid scenarios that don’t exist... like, for example, that Elder Byeong is currently trying to bind Ni Ni Layan by discharging Yang energy into her to control her through sex. Of course, all of this is pure imagination.

"Oh my god... let’s not be rude to one another. As you can see, I came in peace, and since you are surely an honest person... Aaaargh!"

The crowds at the door began to attack and pounce on Morse. He was wrong; it seemed that avoiding the fight now was impossible, and he had to assume the worst.

"Taste the flavor of the Yang Rod! Nyah-ha-ha-ha!"

The excessive Yang pathways in Morse’s body had now completely corrupted his emotions.

Because of the sheer abundance of energy, the human body felt a dire need to discharge it through feelings and outbursts.

Because of this, they were always exaggerated and utterly ridiculous. Every thought that crossed his mind reached its final stage and was fully believed in this state.

In other words... he had now become a madman.

The Spirit Palace realm warriors nearby had already launched their attack on Morse. They were gripping their weapons, on the verge of thrusting their swords to cleave him apart.

But Morse, standing there as if trying to imitate a heroic pose of some fictional character with styled hair from American fiction, spread his legs as wide as possible and unleashed his yellow aura.

He was radiant and glowing, as if he had consumed some kind of radioactive substance.

The room lit up, and everyone around him felt their weapons melting, turning into liquid that dripped onto the floor with a hissing sound.

They also felt their skin, organs, and brains being subjected to a kind of submission or a profound sense of weakness from this yellow aura, as if they were witnessing the embodiment of the sun itself.

They retreated far away from him, watching the place melt into itself from the sheer energy.

Elder Byeong stood there, truly stunned by this bizarre situation, yet he felt he was safe from the influence of this energy.

He looked beside him and found a radiance beginning to glow; it was Ni Ni Layan, whose Yin glow was covering and protecting him.

Ni Ni Layan, who was freezing, began to draw closer to the warmth she felt emanating from Morse. It was as if he were summoning her, inviting her to approach him... to unite.

She began to place her hands on the ground, moving toward him.

This was the natural state of all matter: Yin is stillness and tranquility, while Yang is impulsiveness and agitation.

Ni Ni Layan realized that the moment she touched Morse, she would achieve a massive, unprecedented breakthrough in her power level.

However, she suddenly found herself being lifted by spiritual chains controlled remotely by the Elder. She was completely bound and pulled away, now floating in the air, restrained.

Immediately, the Elder activated the scrolls in his possession.

The situation has now become difficult. The warriors began to regain their strength because of these incantations. They felt a surge of power; they felt as if they were growing stronger by the second.

They raised their faces and looked at Morse amidst the light. Byeong threw spiritual swords to all of them; they caught them and began pouncing on Morse in the middle of the radiance.

"You will die today..."

Morse looked up; he had just heard the news of his own death. Involuntarily, he began to cry, wiping the tears from his face.

"Uncle... I was such a good person... I used to help people... Can you build me a memorial monument?"

Morse approached the man who had spoken to him and began to hug him, clinging to him while weeping. "Could it be the big one-eyed monster that comes for naughty children? Noooo!"

The man tried to stab Morse, but once again, due to the fierce overflow of energy, the sword melted into molten iron on the floor. Morse was overflowing with power, and his energy began to create a barrier that pushed everyone back.

"You scoundrel, get away from me!"

Suddenly, Morse returned to a serious expression, pulling away from the man he had been hugging so tightly that he had completely pinned him. The man finally felt free.

"You perverted bastards, stay away from the Aunt!"

Morse was suffering from a mental glitch now. He began a fierce assault on the warriors, whom he now perceived as harassers.

Swoosh!

Drawing his sword, he lunged horizontally to cut down those before him. A warrior raised his sword to defend himself, but found his blade severed as Morse’s sword tore through the Spirit Palace realm cultivator.

However, he was surprised by snake monsters emerging from the man’s sleeves, attacking Morse, who tried to fend them off clumsily. He tried to push them away in a fit of rage, but was suddenly bitten by one of the snakes on the palm of his hand.

"Agh!"

He slashed at the snake, cutting it in two, and it vanished on the ground. Morse continued to resist as he was attacked from all directions.

On the other side, Ni Ni Layan was staring at a system screen that suddenly appeared next to her own.

{Oh, oh, oh... Take off your clothes, woman!}

{You savage harasser! You evil villain, I will not submit to your lustful scripts!}

{Do you even know the true power of the Ding? What a rebel you are... You’ve already piqued my interest. I love rebels.}

Ni Ni Layan couldn’t believe her eyes; she had never seen anything like this. 𝕗𝐫𝚎𝗲𝘄𝐞𝕓𝐧𝕠𝘃𝕖𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝚖

{Instead of going to help your host, you useless thing... Hmph!} Her system was annoyed.

{Instead of submitting to my lusts and my will... You don’t understand... I will show the world something they have never seen before. Just take off your frame—}

While the blows continued to rain down and Morse was suffering...

He was suffering there... in a certain way.

{Take this! Take the Blessing of the Ding!}

Elder Byeong stood there, watching the battle from afar, unaware that there was a system "relieving itself" upon him. The system had indeed released a "Ding" right onto Elder Byeong’s face, which was now completely stained.

Morse looked on in utter disbelief... his system’s interface was literally standing in front of Elder Byeong’s face, discharging its contents directly at him.

Morse was surprised to find his Yang energy diminishing; he was now conscious and able to focus as he fought.

He used every ounce of energy he possessed to propel himself with the maximum possible force toward Ni Ni Layan. Yet, he was already besieged. Amidst the swarming masses of power, a yellow glow—like the first light of early morning—shone from between the warriors, as if searing their eyes as they drew near.

Morse pushed them back with all his might and began dashing toward Ni Ni Layan, who was suspended in the air.

"Fool..."

Suddenly, a foot appeared right beside his face.

CRACK!

He was struck violently in the face, causing some of his teeth to fall out as his mouth filled with blood. Morse tumbled across the floor, eventually crashing into the wall.

His body lay strewn on the ground, his mouth overflowed with blood.

Elder Byeong stood looking at Morse’s body, which had been flung to the ground by the blow.

"Throw him outside the palace..."

The warriors were about to approach, but Elder Byeong sensed a problem. His feet were pinned; he couldn’t move. He tried to thrust his legs with all his might, but they felt leaden. When he cast a glance behind him, he found his feet covered in an extremely sticky green liquid.

He lunged at him with his body and embraced him tightly; now the two were fused together... what a pair of lovers!

"Get away from me, you scoundrel!"

The Elder tried to strike Morse, but he found his entire body had become completely sticky and glued together, to the point where his actions felt utterly futile.

"Have you ever tried gelatinous products? They say they’re specifically for rats..."

This was an item Morse had obtained from the Gacha just moments ago. When he realized he was surrounded, he decided to perform a Silver Pull, hoping his luck would hold.

The product appeared in an instant after the system screen flashed a pull offer before him while he was dashing toward Ni Ni Layan.

{The Sticky Rat Trap... The Inseparable}

{Description: Are you afraid of being separated from your lover? I get you... This is the only thing after which fate itself cannot pull you apart from your beloved... Man, don’t use it on yourself, okay? This is a deceptive description... It is also used, as indicated in the name, as a trap for rats.}

Morse was truly ready to take the risk, even prepared to take a blow to the face for it.

"We are lovers now, Elder... give me a kiss! Mwaaaaa!"

Elder Byeong was trying to use his power to push Morse away, but he was stuck fast. The warriors stood there, utterly traumatized..

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