The Billionaire's Hidden Affection-Chapter 369 - A Fatal Strike 1_1
"Haha, can’t eat anymore, right?"
"Ugh, you’re disgusting."
"Haha, Miss, being too greedy isn’t good. Just read these lines whenever you’re tempted to overeat, and I guarantee nothing will taste good afterward. This will help you maintain your slender figure for life."
She replied resentfully, "Next time, I’m treating you to this."
"Haha, I absolutely won’t eat it."
"Fine, I won’t invite you for skewers anymore."
"That won’t do. Miss, remember, you owe me a meal. I can claim it anytime. When I’m in a good mood, I’ll find you, and I’ll pick the place."
"Don’t you dare pick some club that will cost me tens of thousands per meal. To be honest with you, I’ve never been to such places."
"I don’t need you to remind me. I know you’re just a broke, dorky loser."
"Anyway, my budget is one thousand yuan. Take it or leave it."
He replied enthusiastically, "I know a great coffee shop, Miss. You can definitely afford this one, and their coffees are really distinctive..."
"How distinctive?"
"They mix garlic or onion juice into the coffee—you can’t imagine how refreshing it is. After drinking garlic coffee, you go out for a bowl of hot and sour noodles. The taste is incredible."
Yan Xixi was completely aghast.
Her vision blurred. Damn, if this guy wasn’t the epitome of a foot-picking slob, the term itself would feel wronged! How could anyone have such terrifying taste?
Rolling her eyes, she retorted, "Mister Filthy, I really have to wonder—can you even get a girlfriend?"
"Miss, you hit the nail on the head. I never dated in college."
"Why?"
"Nobody fancied me."
"So, all the other guys in your class had girlfriends?"
"Yup, they all dated classmates."
"Not a single girl was interested in you?"
"Girls? There were no girls in our civil engineering major."
Even though it was such a corny old joke, Yan Xixi still burst out laughing.
"Do you know why my first girlfriend broke up with me?" 𝙧𝙚𝙚𝔀𝒆𝓫𝓷𝙤𝓿𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝙤𝓶
"How did you break up?"
"She told me, ’I used to think handsome guys were poor, and rich guys were ugly. It wasn’t until I met you that I realized one person could actually be both.’ I was flattered and told her, ’Don’t be too smitten with me; I might get conceited.’"
"..."
"Then she replied, ’You’re ugly AND poor.’"
Yan Xixi roared with laughter.
"The reason my second girlfriend broke up with me was even more bizarre. She kept asking if I liked her, and I kept saying no. Then I asked her, ’Babe, why don’t you ask if I love you?’"
"She actually asked you?"
"Yes, she tearfully asked me, ’Do you love me...?’"
"How did you respond?"
"I don’t!"
Yan Xixi almost choked with laughter. Xu Xiaoya took the phone to have a look and burst into laughter as well.
"Xixi, this guy is hilarious! Ask him to send a photo."
Yan Xixi was actually very, very curious about this person by now. So, she immediately messaged him, "Mister Filthy, send me a photo so I can see..."
"Miss, you tricked me with Feng Jie’s photo, why would I show you mine?"
"You send yours first."
"I’m afraid you’ll misuse my photo. How about this, Miss, for fairness, let’s video call."
Video call? Absolutely not.
"Miss, let’s have a naked video chat, or let’s not chat at all."
"Scram!"
Yan Xixi pushed her phone aside. She picked up another beef skewer and was about to put it in her mouth, but she paused. Somehow, the beef dipped in dry chili flakes, which had seemed so delicious just moments ago, now made her feel a bit creeped out.
