Ten Thousand Soul Banner: Deceased, do you have any unfulfilled wishes?-Chapter 872 - 869: Stolen Delicacy

"Xiao Yue, what kind of immortal have you become, and what do you manage? What do you have to do every day?"

"Xiao Yue, how does it feel to become an immortal? Can you just wish for something and it appears?"

"Xiao Yue, now that you’re an immortal, won’t you be friends with me anymore?"

"Xiao Yue, you’re an immortal now. Will you still come to my house often in the future?"

...

"Shut up, you’re so annoying."

Even Xiao Yue’s good temper couldn’t withstand Zhang Zhonghe’s incessant chatter.

Actually, Zhang He Ping and his wife were also very curious, but they were both very composed. Besides feeling happy for Xiao Yue, Wang Hongxia planned to make a big meal for Xiao Yue that she loved, without asking too many questions.

"I’m specifically in charge of the afterlife. After you die, you’ll be under my care." Xiao Yue explained simply.

"Really? Then when I die, can you reincarnate me as someone wealthy?" Zhang Zhonghe immediately asked excitedly.

Zhang He Ping shot over a look upon hearing this, "What, are you feeling wronged in our house?"

"Okay, okay... then can you let me be reincarnated into a family with a pretty mom and a handsome dad?" Zhang Zhonghe added.

He was really tempting fate, skirting the edge of trouble, and this time, Zhang He Ping and Wang Hongxia both threw looks at him.

"What? Are you an ugly duckling? How much more handsome do you want to be? Can being handsome feed you?" Wang Hongxia said angrily.

"Of course it can." Zhang Zhonghe replied.

"Look at your lack of ambition." Wang Hongxia looked at him with disdain.

"Yes, you need to read more and study more. Inner qualities are more important than outer ones." Zhang He Ping agreed.

"If people don’t like the way you look, who would bother to understand your inner qualities?" Zhang Zhonghe retorted.

Zhang He Ping was left speechless, mumbling incoherently.

You have to admit, kids these days have access to so much information, and they have a multitude of ideas and concepts.

But Wang Hongxia, who had just come out of the kitchen, immediately countered upon hearing this: "Nonsense, what you’re saying isn’t excellent enough. If you’re truly excellent, it will naturally manifest outwardly. If you make outstanding contributions or achievements in a field, others will naturally want to know you..."

"In the past, being handsome would easily achieve these things, so why choose to work hard to achieve them now? I really don’t want to work hard." Zhang Zhonghe sighed.

Wang Hongxia was so angered by his words that it hurt her liver.

She signaled with her eyes to Zhang He Ping.

Zhang He Ping immediately understood her meaning and went to find a suitable tool.

But the experienced Zhang Zhonghe also understood his mom’s intention and immediately hid behind Xiao Yue.

"Don’t run."

"Then don’t chase me."

"You little rascal, if I catch you, watch me spank your behind!"

"As if I wouldn’t get spanked even if I didn’t run."

...

Laughter from the Zhang family’s old house echoed into the night sky.

The moments of an ordinary family, ordinary life, ordinary happiness...

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The next day.

The morning light was faint.

Shen Siyuan was practicing the "Great Arhat Eighteen Forms" on the balcony when he saw Dou Dou turning into Yin Wind and landing on the balcony.

"I’m here!"

"Why are you here so early?" Shen Siyuan asked, somewhat surprised.

"To eat breakfast," Dou Dou said confidently.

"Don’t you have breakfast at your house?" Shen Siyuan asked, speechless.

"You’re the boss, I want to eat your breakfast, it’s delicious~" Dou Dou replied.

"Where did you learn this stuff?" Shen Siyuan was amused by her.

"It’s not time for breakfast yet. Come exercise with me, when was the last time you practiced ’Embrace the Wind and Sleep’? Let’s do a few rounds..." Shen Siyuan reached out and pulled her over.

Dou Dou: (＞﹏＜)

’Embrace the Wind and Sleep’ is somewhat similar to Tai Chi, emphasizing intent over form. When practicing, it stresses embracing emptiness, gathering qi, and supporting the wind.

But these are too difficult for Dou Dou, she doesn’t really understand what it all means, so when she practices ’Embrace the Wind and Sleep’, it’s like she’s doing a dance that involves shaking her hips, waving her arms, and kicking her legs, naturally turning out quite funny.

At first, she giggled at herself, but soon she got bored.

Then she saw Shen Siyuan practicing the strange poses of the "Great Arhat Eighteen Forms" and tried imitating him.

But before she completed a move, she flopped to the ground, not knowing whether to hold her behind or her waist, feeling pain all over.

"Ouch, ouch..."

She laid on the ground, whimpering.

Shen Siyuan glanced at her but didn’t go over to help, the little one quickly reacted, directly transforming into ghost mode, and scrambled up.

She turned round and round like a little dog, trying hard to look back at her own behind and waist, but after several turns and not being able to see them, she finally stopped.

At this moment, Shen Siyuan also stopped his practice.

"Will you be more careful next time? Don’t be so curious about everything."

He reached out for the towel beside him and wiped the sweat off his body, then dropped the towel and picked up the large water jug to replenish his fluids with a series of glugs.

When he finished drinking, he looked down to find Dou Dou holding his towel, mimicking his actions by wiping herself all over.

Shen Siyuan: ...

It seemed she hadn’t taken his words in at all.

Seeing Shen Siyuan looking at her, she quietly put the towel down and, pretending to be nonchalant, asked, "Potato, when are we having breakfast?"

"Wait for a little while; if you can’t wait, go eat at home."

"No, I want to eat here," Dou Dou insisted.

Shen Siyuan couldn’t understand what was going on in her little brain, why she was determined to eat breakfast here — was it somehow tastier at his place? Surely not.

Soon, when it was time for breakfast, he finally understood the reason.

Because Dou Dou had come over, there was an extra set of dishes and chopsticks at the table today, right next to Tang Tang.

Then Dou Dou picked up her chopsticks, and her first action was to transfer the bacon from Tang Tang’s bowl into her own.

"Eeek~"

This was the first time Dou Dou had grabbed food from her, Tang Tang was both surprised and angry, seemingly unable to react.

Using this gap, Dou Dou quickly gobbled up all the bacon into her mouth, and Tang Tang finally responded.

She threw her chopsticks onto the table, reached out to grab Dou Dou’s mouth, trying to retrieve what had been already eaten.

"It’s yummy... hehe..."

"Eeek, eeek..."

Tang Tang, angry and yelling, turned back to look at the others at the table.

Seemingly expressing her grievances to everyone.

"Look, look, how naughty she is..."

"Don’t grab, there’s plenty more," Taozi said with amusement.

Then Taozi passed what was in her bowl to Tang Tang. 𝚏𝕣𝐞𝗲𝐰𝕖𝐛𝐧𝕠𝕧𝚎𝚕.𝐜𝚘𝗺

Seeing this, Dou Dou immediately tried to grab it again; this time, Tang Tang was quick to guard it, then hurriedly stuffed it into her mouth.

And so, during this breakfast, the two little ones competed over food, eating an unusually large amount, until they were both a bit stuffed, lying in the living room, hugging their little bellies, whimpering...