Surviving in the Beast World with a System-Chapter 185: Drool Falls 3000 Feet

The System was about to say something else, but then it saw the arrow on the panel point toward the "Deduct Points" button and instantly vanished. "Don’t do it! Don’t do it! My dearest host, I’m outta here."

Wu Yue gloated, "See? To deal with a damn System, you have to play dirtier than it does."

Suddenly, her expression froze... ’Did I get infected by that damn System?’

’I can’t believe I just called myself a dog!’

"Little female, Yuan Lang told me you’re also— Ow, ow, ow! Easy, easy, you’re killing me!"

Teng Qian sidled up to Wu Yue, about to say something, but before he could get two sentences out, Yuan Lang grabbed him by the ear and dragged him away.

Only a long drag mark on the ground remained, proof that he had ever been there.

Wu Yue: "..."p>

’Sure enough, anyone who can hang out with an idiot must be an idiot too.’

With that thought, she turned to Teng Kun, who was standing to the side, gaping like a fool. "Come on and help! What are you doing just standing there?"

Teng Kun let out a dopey "Oh," and trotted over.

"Yue, I’m here to help, too!"

Qingcao’s voice rang out from behind. Wu Yue and Teng Kun turned to see Qingcao, dressed in clothes woven from grass, happily running toward them.

Having bathed, Qingcao looked much cleaner now. Her frame wasn’t as burly as the other females in the tribe; with her thin layer of muscle, she looked like a fitness model.

Her hair, long neglected and a dirty, tangled mess, had been cut short by Wu Yue. The neat bangs in front made her look even more charming and cute.

’At least in Wu Yue’s eyes, this version of Qingcao was much more in line with her own sense of aesthetics. She really couldn’t bring herself to appreciate the burly beauties the Beastmen seemed to prefer.’

’And besides...’

’Right now, Qingcao looked much better than her own scrawny self.’

"Teng Kun, this is my—"

She was just about to introduce Qingcao to Teng Kun when the sight that greeted her nearly made her jump ten feet back.

’What the hell? Have Beastmen sunk this low?’

’Drool is something you’re supposed to swallow discreetly. You don’t let it flow like a ten-foot waterfall! And the worst part is, there’s no paper in this Beast World. If you want to wipe it, you have to use your fingers.’

Qingcao, who had just run up to them, was nearly scared off by the Beastman’s drool. She stopped a few paces away, completely dumbfounded.

Wu Yue pressed a hand to her forehead. ’Damn it, what kind of oddball did that guy Yuan Lang leave me with? Has it been lifetimes since he’s seen a female?’

’But he was just standing here with me, and plenty of other females were deliberately walking by. I didn’t see him act like this then.’

At this moment, Teng Kun’s thoughts were running wild.

’That’s right... Thank Buddha! After being separated from women for so long, they had finally seen a real girl again.’

’Not one of those females who were as muscular as his brothers-in-arms, but a genuine woman.’

Wiping away his drool with the back of his hand, the Beastman scooted closer with a goofy grin. "Hello, pretty little female. I’m Teng Kun. What’s your name?"

Qingcao looked at the tall Beastman Warrior before her, completely overwhelmed by the attention. She pinched her arm in disbelief, then turned to her good friend, who was standing not far away, with a dazed smile on her face.

"Yue, am I still dreaming? A Beastman Warrior is talking to me!"

Wu Yue covered her face. "..."

’Damn it, girl. From now on, when you go out, don’t tell anyone you know me. The secondhand embarrassment is too much to bear.’

’He’s just one Beastman, for crying out loud.’

’Didn’t you see the way he was staring at you? He was drooling enough to cause a second flood!’

’Honestly, this pathetic display of yours is just too much!’