Super Zoo-Chapter 389 - 385

Upon opening the storage compartment, he saw two insulated anti-static plastic barrels. He picked them up and shook them a bit; they were quite heavy. One gallon is about 3.7 liters, so ten gallons are 37 liters—enough to fill half a tank of a small car.

"Well done, Tony!" Suming laughed heartily.

"Mr. Su, are you planning to set a fire? Wow, that’s thrilling!" Tony appeared to be the kind of guy who thrived on chaos, excitedly yelling, "Should I fly the plane higher so the gasoline can cover the largest area possible, turning the entire lake into a sea of fire? Unleash a super fire spell!"

The corner of Suming’s mouth twitched in disbelief. This foreigner’s way of thinking was even more unrestrained than his own. The idea of turning the entire lake into a sea of fire was indeed exhilarating.

"We’ll save that for next time, dear Tony. After all, this lake is mine!" Suming laughed and unscrewed the lid of the gasoline barrel, pouring it out below.

The two fish thieves were about to reach the shore, heads down, paddling without looking up again.

They had come to terms with it, realizing that being drenched with urine was like being raped; since they couldn’t fight back, they might as well accept it... If not enjoy it, at least they could accept it. The fish they’d get to shore could sell for a few thousand bucks, compensating for their wounded spirit.

All of a sudden, they felt coldness above their heads again. The man with the harpoon initially thought it was urine again and gritted his teeth in anger, thinking, "You little bastard, dousing me with urine. Next time I’ll poison you, poison all your fish in the reservoir!"

But then, a pungent scent of gasoline spread through the air.

"Fuck, gasoline! The little bastard is pouring gasoline!"

The other fish thief yelled, paddling hard to avoid the gasoline falling from above. But it was already too late; almost half a barrel of gasoline, about ten liters, poured down like a torrential downpour, drenching the entire boat and splashing all over their heads and faces.

At this point, playing the turtle and bearing the humiliation probably wouldn’t work. They could keep their cool after a few splashes of urine, but what was descending from the sky now was gasoline! Any normal person couldn’t help but be afraid.

The harpoon man instinctively looked up...

It would have been better if he hadn’t. At the sight, he screamed in terror, scared out of his wits!

Hovering about fifteen meters above, Suming had an entire row of cigarettes in his mouth, all lit, and the sparks flew chaotically under the propeller’s airstream.

Those sparks, which could be extinguished with a fart under normal circumstances, looked like deadly ghostly fires in the eyes of the harpoon man at that moment!

"Fuck, calm the hell down!" The harpoon man screamed, "For fuck’s sake, I just stole some fish from you. Is it worth risking our lives?"

"Stealing some fish isn’t the problem; the issue is your foul mouth!" Suming gripped the row of lit cigarettes in his hand, laughing into the loudspeaker, "Just a moment ago, I used urine to rinse your mouth, now let’s use fire to burn you clean so you can be a decent human being!"

"I don’t believe you have the balls to throw it!" The harpoon man shouted vehemently.

Zhao Yun couldn’t help but tug at Suming on the plane, hinting that he had taken the joke far enough; arson was no laughing matter, and if these men ended up burned to death, Suming would be in a lot of trouble.

But it was too late; Suming nonchalantly tossed a cigarette butt out.

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Watching the cigarette butt slowly fall, the harpoon man nearly peed himself with fright. Had the kid lost his mind?! Over a few thousand bucks worth of fish, he was willing to commit murder!

Fortunately, the helicopter’s propeller winds blew the cigarette butt away, causing it to fall about a dozen meters away from the ramshackle boat and be extinguished with a fizz upon hitting the water.

"Let’s see if you get that lucky this time!" Suming, unrelenting, held a handful of cigarette butts, pretending to be ready to throw them again.

One cigarette butt might be blown away, maybe even two, but a whole handful? If just one fell onto the decrepit boat, it would mean a fiery death. The harpoon man and the other fish thief couldn’t hold it together anymore. Not daring to gamble their lives over a few thousand bucks, they immediately abandoned the ramshackle boat, jumped into the water with a splash, and swam towards the wetland shore, using arms and legs in unison.

"It’s just a joke! Don’t take it so seriously!" Suming wasn’t foolish; he never intended to burn those thieves alive. His goal was simply to frighten them into the water.

The harpoon man quickly swam to the shallow water area, where the water only reached his chest, and he could barely stand up by stepping on the silty bottom.

This man clearly didn’t learn from his past, and as soon as the situation improved slightly, he grew bold again, turning to Suming somewhat awkwardly and shouting, "I’ll be back!" Explore more at novelbuddy

"You think you’re Illidan?" Suming stood at the hatch, snapped his fingers, and scattered his spiritual power into the water.

Before the harpoon man’s words finished, he suddenly felt a slight pain in his waist, as if he had been pricked by a needle.

He didn’t take it too seriously at first, but in just two or three seconds, his blasted skin began to tingle. Immediately after, he felt another pain on his buttocks, as if he had been pricked again.

"Ouch fuck, there’s something in the water!" Another fish thief, who seemingly enjoyed the same treatment, started screaming in panic in the water.

On the plane, Zhao Yun looked down curiously and saw the two men floundering in the water.

"What’s being kept in the water? Could it be crocodile garfish?" Zhao Yun knew that Suming kept crocodile garfish and that they had recently spawned a large group of fry, so he thought these two unlucky guys had encountered an attack by the crocodile garfish.

Of course, it wasn’t the crocodile garfish! If we’re talking about ferocity, crocodile garfish would definitely fit the bill, and their attack power is strong enough, but now that it was shallow water, the young crocodile garfish’s combat power wasn’t strong and they could be easily caught by an enemy.

"Mr. Zhao, you’ll see," Suming said with a sly smile.

In the water, the harpoon man caught one of the little creatures that bit him by flailing around blindly.

By touch, he could tell that the creature wasn’t very big, and the harpoon man squeezed viciously, trying to crush the strange fish in the water to death.

Even a piranha, with only its teeth as a threat, can be half-killed with a firm squeeze by an adult male.

However, the harpoon man’s complexion instantly changed drastically, and he screamed as if he were being slaughtered.

Of course, when his palm emerged from the water again, inside it was a small meatball covered with spikes, looking like a cactus, except the spikes were much thicker than those of a cactus...

Zhao Yun suddenly understood, a porcupinefish! Last time in Huayin County, Nangong Huang had caught one, and afterward, not only had Suming kept the toadfish, but he also purchased all the porcupinefish that were caught and placed them in the reservoir.

Below the water’s surface at this moment, dozens of the toadfish’s close relatives, the porcupinefish, under the control of spiritual power, filled with rage, had become little aquatic hedgehogs covered with spikes, haphazardly jabbing at the two fish thieves.

"Ow! Oh!"

"My god, fuck, fuck..."

The two men in the water howled like banshees, not daring to reach for the attackers with their hands, they desperately headed toward the shore, splashing water everywhere.

Yet the short distance of a few meters through the water seemed like it would never end.

The sharp spines of the porcupinefish contained a small amount of toxin, not enough to be fatal but enough to have a numbing effect; the harder they moved, the faster their blood flow, making them become weak after just a few struggles, no longer able to control their hands and feet.

The few people on the shore who came to help turned pale with fear, with salvation so close, yet not one of them dared to go into the water to save the men.

Not far away, the roar of a motor broke the silence as Liang Shi arrived with seven or eight employees from the fisheries company, finally reaching them on two small yachts.

"Scram!" It wasn’t clear who took the lead on shore, but a group of people turned their heads to flee without hesitation.

"Liang Shi, Liang Shi, I’m Suming, get these two guys out first!" Suming, with his arms akimbo, yelled into the wind from atop the helicopter!