Starting With 100 Million Lives-Chapter 496: Such a Way to Die

Once again, he put on a show, extending his left hand and forming a gesture.

"Brother, let's calculate again. After you caused your entire family's death, you wandered the streets, starving and freezing..."

In the shadows, the Azure Dragon Empress could only roll her eyes in exasperation.

You're really quite nasty.

"But there's always a way out!"

Brother Cheng suddenly shifted the tone.

The Empress was taken aback. Had he found his conscience and was about to give Chunhua a good 'background'?

But soon, she realized she was overthinking.

Brother Cheng smirked, "Accidentally, you discovered several pieces of dog poop, and while enjoying this delicacy, you filled your stomach and miraculously opened up your acupoints, entering the gateway to cultivation..."

The Chunhua Immortal Emperor opposite was trembling with rage.

He was always the one calculating others with humorous and teasing words, enjoying their panicked, disembodied looks.

Just like when he messes with the sincere disciples of the Feixian Sect with a few lies, playing them in the palm of his hand.

Giving them hope, then despair.

When he led them into an ambush, he listened with a mocking smile as those disciples lamented with blood and tears.

Finally, with a sinister divination, several of them lost their limbs on the spot, their immortal power dissipated, their sea of qi burst, and they died on the spot.

And now, it's his turn to endure all of this.

More unreasonable and humiliating than back then...

His fingers had already fallen off completely following Brother Cheng's words.

In his old man form, he visibly became more ashen and despondent.

"Enough!"

He extended his fingerless arm shakily, tremblingly pointing at Brother Cheng.

"Enough, after all, I'm a dignified Immortal Emperor. Why must you be so ruthless and harsh..."

Harsh?

Can't take it anymore?

Though Brother Cheng wasn't around when the Feixian Sect was hunted by the Immortal Realm,

But just from everyone mentioning the words Chunhua Immortal Emperor with anger and resentment, he could guess what they had been through.

So, where's the harshness?

Never too much, right?

He continued to ridicule the high and mighty Immortal Emperor with vigor.

"You had a great battle with a wild dog and finally managed to seize the dog's den, gaining your first cave mansion."

"In this battle, your fame soared, and your prestige spread far and wide!"

"Songs even circulated among the common folk: Chunhua Chunhua, grew up eating poop..."

In the shadows, the Azure Dragon Empress was already laughing so hard she was looking for her head on the ground.

Meanwhile, the Chunhua Immortal Emperor opposite suddenly had his sea of qi deflate like a punctured ball, immortal power dispersing everywhere.

With each divination 'fulfillment,' he paid a higher and higher price.

If it were a quasi-emperor, being 'calculated' so many times, they'd be long dead.

He's still alive, but not much better than dead.

Brother Cheng coldly looked at his miserable state, with no sympathy in his eyes.

Instead, he kept increasing the pressure.

"Brother will kindly help you calculate further, where did we leave off."

"Oh right, you created a cave mansion and subsequently recruited disciples widely, establishing a sect."

"For a time, the Shit Picking Sect flourished under your effort, and tales of your poop-eating spread across the Jianghu."

"But the good times didn't last. Once, your chief disciple found a rare piece of dog poop, and you, driven by greed, decided to seize it." 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎

"With the precious treasure at stake, the two sides quickly clashed, dragging the entire Shit Picking Sect into the conflict."

"You displayed great power, acting with righteous might, slaughtering all your disciples."

"And you merely lost a crucial part - becoming an eunuch from then on."

"This battle also solidified your unique position in the cultivation realm."

"Shut up!"

"Shut up!"

"Shut up already!"

The Chunhua Immortal Emperor was no longer human, drenched in sweat as if in rain, with foul pus oozing from every part of his body, a stench hanging thick in the air.

His limbs had long withered away.

In fact, the Chunhua Immortal Emperor once had a sect.

Why he was left alone later indeed had special reasons.

Of course, it definitely wasn't the nonsensical version Jiang Cheng spoke of.

Even Brother Cheng couldn't help but marvel, immortal emperors are really resilient, still not dead after all this.

Fortunately, there were so many words on that previous paper that there's still more than half the silver powder left.

Enough to utterly finish off this old sinister guy.

Not just because of the hatred for the Feixian Sect.

But also because this person had divined so much of his past, couldn't let him continue living.

"Brother has time today, let's divine some more for you..."

He was still forming gestures, even though they were utterly without any method.

"From then on, you were all alone, exploring the cultivation realm."

"With that overwhelming luck, one day you found the strongest cultivation manual in the ancient tomb within your domain!"

"Once you achieved great success in this Divine Skill, you could ascend to become an immortal, truly a burst of luck!"

This is overwhelming luck?

The Azure Dragon Empress was already speechless.

She realized that Jiang Cheng's fabrications always seemed to start with something good, but would then take a nosedive.

Sure enough, it happened again this time.

"However, you accidentally triggered the tomb's restriction, unleashing countless mechanisms and traps."

"Fortunately, you displayed great power and ultimately escaped alive with the manual."

"But the battle's ripples attracted a nest of apemen nearby."

"With your power, originally eliminating them would be a piece of cake, but previously to escape the tomb, you exhausted your primordial qi."

"Ultimately you were captured by the apemen, and to survive, you had to surrender your precious rear."

"After offering your rear for forty-nine days non-stop, you unexpectedly broke through to the First Layer of the Divine Skill!"

As he said this, the Chunhua Immortal Emperor opposite finally fell from the dominator position of the Divination Rule.

From Immortal Emperor, he was reduced back to Quasi-Emperor.

Moreover, he was an extremely weakened Quasi-Emperor.

At this moment, all immortals in the Six Realms who cultivated the Divination Rule felt something.

Especially those late-stage Quasi-Emperors, besides being shocked, they were overjoyed.

The former Immortal Emperor stepping down meant their opportunity to ascend had arrived.

In an instant, countless immortals and demon cultivators moved at the news.

Meanwhile, Brother Cheng was still increasing the stakes.

"This is truly an extraordinary genius, for others, it would take years, but you got it done."

"You finally discovered that the shortcut to cultivating this technique was to surrender your rear."

"From then on, you fought valiantly across the land, making friends, experiencing countless battles..."

"Finally, after a hundred thousand years, you successfully ascended to the Immortal Realm!"

Crash!

The flesh and skin of the Chunhua Immortal Emperor had long since disappeared, and he completely died, leaving only bones.

A pile of bones scattered on the ground, which after being washed by turbid seawater, turned entirely into powder.

"Finally dead!"

Brother Cheng was also tired from speaking, finally retracting the divine technique.

"If he hadn't died sooner, Brother would have had to continue recounting his Immortal Realm chapter, now that was an epic tale."

Witnessing the whole process, Cang Ling couldn't help but complain.

"An Immortal Emperor dying in such a way, you're really quite nasty."

Sect Leader Jiang shrugged, "He forced me."

Cang Ling giggled, "But his Immortal Realm chapter, you could tell me next time, I suddenly want to know what happened next."