Starting from a Bar to Sign Internet Celebrities-Chapter 139 - 135: Ten Years of Simping for Nothing! Rent a Car for a Night, and She’ll Call You Hubby
So, it was basically clear what kind of person this pretty girl was.
However, for the sake of the stream, he still nodded. "Helping others is the foundation of happiness," he said. "Hop in!"
"Thank you," the girl said in a cutesy voice, immediately heading happily for the passenger door.
Chen Jincheng took the opportunity to whisper to the phone streaming the broadcast, "See that, bros? I don’t even need to say anything to pick up girls. The Lamborghini speaks for me!"
The viewers just thought Cheng was showing off, but the facts proved him absolutely right.
Especially after seeing the girl get in the car. She was so pretty and looked like such a good girl. Who would have thought she’d be the type to brazenly approach someone in a luxury car?
The weight of Cheng’s line, ’The Lamborghini speaks for me,’ instantly skyrocketed.
Chen Jincheng started the car and pulled out of the university district. "I almost forgot to ask," he said, "which hospital are you going to?"
The girl completely ignored his question. "Is your air conditioning broken?" she asked instead. "Why is it so hot in here?"
Before she even finished speaking, she took off her outer shirt, revealing a spaghetti strap top underneath. Her sex appeal skyrocketed.
In that instant, the viewers were all dumbfounded. ’The AC is broken and it’s hot, my ass! Cheng just bought this car, didn’t he?’
’No, she’s just all hot and bothered from sitting in a luxury car. The girl’s in heat.’
"You’re so nice... Do you have a girlfriend?" The girl leaned coquettishly toward Chen Jincheng, giving him a look that said, ’I’m all yours.’
This really made the viewers sigh. What a fucking eye-opener.
To most people, a girl like this would seem incredibly hard to get, yet now she was acting like this.
It was truly something else.
Chen Jincheng looked at the girl and suddenly gave a playful smile. He pretended to answer a call on his personal phone. "Hello, Young Master Lin? I’m bringing the car over right now. Yes, yes. My apologies!"
The moment he said that, the girl’s expression froze. The look of utter shock on her face was priceless.
Seeing her reaction, the equally stunned viewers in the stream burst out laughing.
"Awesome! Cheng left her speechless with just one sentence."
"Hahaha, the girl’s totally stunned."
"The girl: ’Wait, you’re just the driver?’"
"..."
Chen Jincheng immediately turned to the girl. "Miss, which hospital did you say you were going to? I need to get this car back to its owner."
Hearing this, the girl was instantly furious. "You’re just a driver? Why didn’t you say so earlier! You wasted my time! Stop the car!"
Chen Jincheng stopped the car with a smile. The moment it came to a halt, the girl scrambled out, looking utterly disgusted as if she’d had a run of bad luck.
Seeing this, he readjusted his phone’s camera angle and quipped, "That girl didn’t even stop to think. Who would be a chauffeur for a multi-million-dollar supercar?"
After taking off his mask and hat, he continued, "So, now you all know. Girls don’t really care what color your Lamborghini is. They only care that you have one."
The fans in the stream were truly impressed now, commenting one after another:
"That was a real eye-opener!"
"You really can’t talk about love if you’re broke!"
"I used to be jealous of Cheng for being handsome enough to pick up girls. Now I’m jealous he has a Lamborghini."
"Cheng doesn’t even need to be handsome to pick up girls anymore. It’s even faster with a car."
"..."
Seeing everyone’s reactions, Chen Jincheng summarized, "Bros, this is what they mean: ’Simp for ten years and get nothing; rent a car for a night and she’ll call you daddy.’ You guys spend 30,000 yuan and can’t even hold your dream girl’s hand. Try spending 3,000 to rent a car."
His words hit home for many in the stream.
"Awesome, lesson learned."
"Cheng’s the man. I’m going to try it tonight."
"Understood! Going to rent a car for 3,000 right now!"
"..."
To be fair, back in ’18, the "rent a luxury car" meme hadn’t taken off yet. For them, it was like a whole new world had opened up.
But Chen Jincheng had already ended the stream and was driving the Lamborghini straight back to the Jinmao Building.
After parking the Lamborghini, he made a special trip back to Wanxiang City to drive his BMW 5 Series back.
While the Lamborghini was great for his usual dating-themed streams, a sports car wasn’t always practical for daily errands. That’s what the BMW 5 Series was for.
When he got back to Second-Life Star, he found the place bustling. The dozen or so new girls had finished their onboarding and were curiously exploring everything about Second-Life Star.
When they saw him return, the girls all swarmed him, calling him "Boss" in sweet, delicate voices.
After finally dealing with the crowd, Chen Jincheng saw Sister Feiye, dressed in a sexy outfit, walk out of a streaming room.
"Sister Feiye, you’ve moved in?" Chen Jincheng greeted her with a smile.
"The boss is quite popular, I see!" Sister Feiye teased, glancing at the other girls.
"The question is whether I’m popular with you," Chen Jincheng retorted.
"If I were to welcome you, would you be able to handle it, Boss?" Sister Feiye said with a grin, even giving him a wink.
Honestly, Chen Jincheng felt he’d met his match. The lines he used on the other girls were completely useless against Sister Feiye.
Fortunately, Sister Hong came over just then, interrupting their banter.
"Boss, Sister Hong, you two have things to discuss. I won’t disturb you. I need to go arrange things for my team members anyway," Sister Feiye said before leaving.
Sister Hong followed Chen Jincheng into his office and handed him a file. "Here’s some information from advertisers. There are proposals for you, for Xiaobai and Yinyin, and four for Sister Feiye. Take a look."
Chen Jincheng took it and looked through it.
He, Yinyin, and Jiang Xiaobai had been trending a lot lately, so it was no surprise that advertisers were coming to them.
But after a quick look, he saw that whether they were for him, Yinyin, or Jiang Xiaobai, they were all for minor gigs. They could just shoot the ad videos at the company.
So, he said to Sister Hong, "Go ahead and accept the ads for Xiaobai and Yinyin. Have Lao Chen’s photography department help them shoot the videos. As for my ad, forget it. The company is too small, and the price they’re offering is too low—only a little over 100,000 yuan for one."
"Okay, got it," Sister Hong nodded.
Chen Jincheng then looked at Sister Feiye’s ad proposals. He had to admit, she truly was the top influencer on Tiao Yin when it came to landing ad deals. It hadn’t been long at all, and she already had four new offers.
However, none of these four products had ever become popular in his past life. They were just ordinary ads. Therefore, he had no way to strategize for her and simply set the documents aside.
Seeing this, Sister Hong understood. The boss wasn’t interested in these four ads for Sister Feiye; she should just let her shoot them herself.
Sister Hong took out another file. "Also, there are some invitations for Xiaobai, Yinyin, and you, Boss, to attend music festivals or club events. See how you’d like to arrange them."
Chen Jincheng took it and looked. "There’s a music festival that invited Jiang Xiaobai to DJ for an appearance fee of 200,000 yuan. There are also two club events that want her to DJ for 100,000 an hour. Yinyin also has offers from two clubs, same rate, 100,000 an hour."
These were for club reopenings after renovations or anniversary events. They’d pay 100,000 to have them appear as guest performers. All they had to do was dance a bit, spin some records, interact with the patrons, and they could leave the moment the hour was up.
As for his own invitations, he glanced at them and lost interest. He said to Sister Hong, "You can negotiate their offers. But if they have to travel outside Coastal City, make sure an assistant and security are arranged properly!"
"Don’t worry, I’ll arrange it," Sister Hong nodded. Finally, she took out her phone, opened a chat log, and handed it to Chen Jincheng.
He looked at the chat history, and his brow furrowed.
He really hadn’t expected this.
