Signing In At The Civil Affairs Bureau, I Was Rewarded With A Gorgeous Wife-Chapter 500 Just these few little things, how much can they hurt?

"Honey, I'm so bored~"

Ye Qingqing lay on the bed, leaning on Song Yun's chest, her ten pristine toes incessantly teasing him.

It gave Song Yun quite a headache. He gently tapped her forehead and sternly said, "Impressive, huh, just because you're pregnant? Think pregnancy gives you the right to mess with other people's feelings like that?"

"Yeah, it is impressive. I just love seeing you look so helpless and unable to resist!"

Ye Qingqing said proudly, "Think about where we should go for a spin today, or I'll be teasing you all day long!"

Song Yun sighed and said helplessly, "What do you usually do when I'm not home?"

"I stay with mom, or go to practice Tai Chi with Old Wei!"

"So why aren't you going today?"

"Because you're here today!"

Song Yun was utterly defeated by her words. He massaged his forehead, tormented by his wife as soon as he woke up, and unable to "punish" her - a true test of a man's willpower!

"Let's go! Head out for some shopping!"

Song Yun now understood why you should never let a woman be idle – they'd always pass their boredom to their other half.

If it were the past, hmph!

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If you can get out of bed today, you win!

Oh well, seeing her wield power over him as though commanding the lords by holding the emperor hostage, Song Yun didn't dare try anything more.

The two of them changed their clothes and, after saying goodbye to Yuan Siyi, headed out the door.

It was only ten in the morning and with both staring blankly at each other, they had no idea where to go, leaving the car parked just outside the Bai Family home, stuck in place.

"Where to?"

"Anywhere is fine!"

Song Yun opened his phone navigation, found a large shopping mall, and half an hour later, Ye Qingqing, arm in arm with Song Yun, walked inside.

"Hubby~ I want to have that!"

"Milk tea, huh... It's not that healthy, you know..."

"Just buy a cup! I'll only take one sip!"

Seeing his wife's hopeful eyes, Song Yun still agreed to this reluctantly.

But in the end, Ye Qingqing got her milk tea, and Song Yun didn't even get a taste.

"Didn't you say just one sip?"

Song Yun shook his head, looking at her indulgently, as Ye Qingqing smartly shouted, "My mouth never left the straw! Doesn't that count as one sip?"

When a woman starts being cheeky, a man can only retreat.

Hand in hand, the two began to stroll around the mall.

These days when Ye Qingqing shopped at malls, besides buying some skincare products, she focused mostly on baby goods.

Before they knew it, they found themselves in the largest maternal and baby goods store in the mall.

Upon entering, a middle-aged sales clerk came over with a smile: "Are you looking for anything specific?"

"We're just browsing around."

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Ye Qingqing, pulling Song Yun along, headed to the baby clothes section. Gazing at the colorful garments, her maternal instincts kicked in, and she swept up half of them in a grand gesture.

The middle-aged sales clerk watched Ye Qingqing's generous display in shock, standing rooted to the spot – this was a big-spending customer!

Just these clothes alone have already reached over a hundred thousand!

And what ordinary household buys so many for no reason? Babies grow quickly, the clothes that fit today will seem small in a couple of days.

Only those wealthy and influential families wouldn't care!

Thinking this, the female shop assistant's smile became even softer. She took down the address Ye Qingqing had given, and after the payment was made, someone would deliver the purchase to her home.

"Huh, what is this machine for?"

Ye Qingqing asked curiously, looking at a chair with a mechanical vibe.

"Hehe, this is a device we have in our store specially designed for new dads to experience the difficulty of motherhood. Sit on it, and you'll feel the pain of childbirth. Would you like this gentleman to give it a try?"

Hearing the shop assistant's words, Ye Qingqing shook her head with disdain: "He's never made me suffer the hardships of life, why should I let him experience this!"

"Hehe, you are right, this is what true love really looks like."

The shop assistant flattered: "Love is mutual. I really envy the firmness of your love. You know, many girls like to make their other halves experience this, and they even turn up the pain level, ending up breaking up unhappily."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

Ye Qingqing shook her head without responding, just as they were looking at toys for the child, a commotion came from the entrance of the maternity store.

"Chen Daguang! Didn't you say giving birth couldn't be that painful? Today you are going to try it for yourself! Otherwise, forget about having a second child!"

"You bastard! I'm stuck at home taking care of the young one, looking after the elderly, and being careful with the one in my belly, while you, you've been out drinking all night! Do you even qualify as human?!"

"If you don't let me experience this today, we are getting a divorce!"

These words instantly drew the attention of the salespeople and customers in the store.

They saw a plain-faced woman in her thirties dragging her husband into the store.

Chen Daguang, perhaps feeling humiliated by so many onlookers, angrily shouted as he shook off his wife's hand: "Fine, I'll give it a try!"

"Is it just about giving birth? What's the big deal! Am I not socializing for the sake of our family!"

"If Chen Daguang makes a peep today, I'll take your surname!"

The couple walked into the store, and the woman slammed a VIP card on the counter, shouting: "I'm one of your diamond members, set up a childbirth package for my husband!"

"This... Have you both agreed on this? You should know it's really painful."

The shop assistant spoke with a troubled expression: "Besides, it seems like this gentleman's complexion isn't very good, and from what you were saying earlier, it seems he's had a lot to drink. If he faints from the shock, it won't be good for anyone."

"Just do it when I tell you to, enough with the nonsense!"

Chen Daguang exclaimed impatiently: "I want to see just how painful childbirth really is. Can it be harder than the times I've had to suck up to clients to the point of vomiting blood?"

"Alright! Chen Daguang, don't talk tough! You'll see how you'll fare later!"

Now there were about twenty or thirty people in the store, many in pairs, and they couldn't help but gather around upon seeing this scene.

"Bro, you better take it easy, I tried it before and couldn't bear it past level four!"

A man warned him, a previous victim, remembering the pain as if a knife was incessantly stirring inside his lower abdomen, still shuddering at the thought.

Chen Daguang waved his hand, dismissive, and shouted: "Thanks, bro, but I think it's just an act. I've been out with clients until I was spewing blood, and never made such a fuss!"

"Then please sign this waiver."

The shop assistant took out two papers. Chen Daguang didn't even glance at them, signing his name directly.

By now, a shop assistant had already adjusted the machine.

Chen Daguang sat down on the chair carelessly, letting the devices stick all over his lower abdomen.

"With just these little things, how painful could it be?"