Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don't Want to Have Any More Children With You-Chapter 10Vol 4. : Because Your Moves Are Hilariously Bad
As expected of the greatest dragon slayer, Leon had an unparalleled understanding of dragon habits.
When Isha heard the news, her response was concise:
“Ready anytime.”
It was clear that things had been too calm on the Red Dragon Clan's side recently, leaving their eldest sister bored and eager for some family bonding to liven things up.
With Isha joining in, the group finally had enough people.
A few days later, they set off for Sky Castle.
Throughout the journey, the young dragon girls were buzzing with excitement about the live-action interactive game.
“I heard that some of the senior dragons at the academy have already played it and said it was amazing,” Helena said dreamily. “Apparently, one of the seniors won the grand prize in the end. She drew the princess card, so lucky.”
The three sisters exchanged glances. They could guess what the princess card represented—it was probably like the identity cards from the werewolf games they’d played before.
But why was drawing the princess card considered lucky?
Helena noticed their confusion and explained,
“The rules of the game are simple. Eight people draw identity cards at random. Once you get your card, you have to play the role for the next seventy-two hours, acting as your character to enhance the immersion.”
“That’s also one of the main selling points of this interactive game.”
“And the princess is the main character in the game’s storyline, noble and intelligent, admired by everyone.”
Noa blinked, thought for a moment, and remarked insightfully,
“A god-tier role in the good faction.”
Helena paused. “Oh, Noa, you’ve played games like werewolf before?”
“Yeah, our family is pretty big, so we play different games to pass the time.”
If the princess card was indeed the “god-tier” card of the game, then whoever drew it would have a higher chance of winning.
Of course, this live-action game was bound to be different from the werewolf games they’d played.
The flyer mentioned elements like “role-playing” and “NPC side quests.”
So, besides being good at debating, players needed to complete tasks independently.
“I’m even more excited now. I hope I draw the princess card,” Helena said, sitting on the dragon’s back, gazing up at the sky. She then glanced down at Noa, resting her chin in her hands and smiling slyly.
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“Noa, what card do you hope to draw?”
“Me...”
Noa thought for a moment. “The knight card, I guess.”
Helena’s eyes sparkled. “Is that because knights can protect the princess?”
“No, because knights can slay wolves,” Noa said, eager to dive into the challenge.
“...”
Helena understood now. Her best friend had a straightforward personality. In adult terms, she was a “no-nonsense girl.”
Not romantic at all!
But the situation wasn’t that simple.
As the Silver Dragon Clan’s eldest princess, Noa had honed her skills by successfully ambushing many dragon kings. This required keen judgment and perfect timing.
Helena’s hints hadn’t gone unnoticed by Noa. If she had said, “I want to draw the knight card so I can protect you, Helena,” then a dramatic scene with Moon might have played out before they even reached Sky Castle.
So, Noa answered the way she did to avoid stirring up any “storm of emotions.”
She glanced at Moon and saw that her little sister was calm, but her big blue eyes occasionally darted toward Helena, as if she feared she’d lose Noa to her friend at any moment.
Noa sighed with a helpless smile and shook her head.
Oh, sisterly possessiveness~ When would this silly girl ever grow up?
...
The chatter continued until they arrived at Sky Castle.
Since the Red Dragon Clan’s territory was closer, Isha was already there waiting for them.
Standing amidst the crowd, Isha’s striking red hair and stunning features made her easy to spot.
With arms crossed and her signature sly smile, she exuded a playful, cunning vibe.
“If you were any slower, I’d have grown moss,” she teased.
“Sorry, sister. How long have you been waiting?” Rosvisser asked as she approached.
“Ten minutes.”
“Ten minutes and you’re already growing moss? With that skill, you could help with desert reforestation,” Leon quipped.
Isha shot a playful glare at her brother-in-law.
“Well, looks like not only has your leg healed, but your sharp tongue has, too.”
Isha had only heard about Leon’s injury a few days ago.
Little Ros had said he tripped over a stone while traveling.
Ha.
Who’d believe that?
But even though she doubted the story, Isha didn’t push for answers.
As long as this couple didn’t pull off any world-shattering stunts like “lightning and fire destroying a kingdom,” she’d let them be as crazy as they wanted.
During the playful banter, Isha’s attention shifted to the blue-haired woman beside them.
“Lady Claudia, we met once at the Twilight Tower.” As the younger one, Isha greeted her first.
Claudia nodded. “Like Rosvisser, you’re a young, impressive dragon queen.”
“Not at all, I still have much to learn from you.”
After a bit of polite flattery, the young dragon girls rushed forward.
“Auntie~”
“Auntie, give us a hug~”
Isha’s face lit up with an uncontrollable smile, the true smile of an adoring aunt.
She knelt down, hugging and kissing each little dragon girl in turn.
In the end, she picked up Aurora, who shared her warm color palette.
Isha adored all three girls equally, but Aurora was her favorite.
After all, they both shared a playful, mischievous streak.
The older one loved seeing the adults' antics;
The younger one delighted in her sisters’ chaos.
Together, they were the perfect red-pink duo for endless amusement!
...
More than half an hour later, the group reached the venue for the live-action interactive game.
Because the game lasted seventy-two hours, it required reservations.
Thankfully, Helena had done her research and handled the booking process.
The staff welcomed them warmly and, after checking their identities, led them to a small room resembling a meeting space.
“Welcome to our newly launched live-action interactive game, *Castle Secrets*.”
“Let me first introduce the background story of this game.”
“In a mysterious castle, there exists an artifact capable of granting any wish—the Black Sacred Stone.”
“The castle was ruled by a king who, on his deathbed, revealed the existence of the Black Sacred Stone to his only daughter, the princess, urging her to use it wisely and never let it fall into the wrong hands.”
“After the king’s death, many people attended the funeral to honor the great ruler.”
“That evening, some guests, having traveled far, stayed overnight at the castle, where the princess welcomed them warmly.”
“After dinner, the princess returned to her room and, as usual, checked the wooden box under her bed, which contained the key to the room holding the Black Sacred Stone.”
“But when she opened the box, she was shocked to find the key missing.”
“She immediately summoned her personal guards to the chamber, only to find the door open and the sacred stone gone.”
“The princess ordered the castle to be sealed.”
“At that moment, including the princess, there were eight people left in the castle:”
“The princess, her two friends, a guard, the queen, an old friend of the king, the royal chef, and a doctor.”
“Now then—”
As the background story was being explained, the staff placed eight identity cards face down on the table.
“Please draw your identity cards.”
The young dragon girls eagerly reached out and picked a card each.
“Eh~~ why am I the princess’s friend?” Moon said with slight disappointment.
Every little girl had a princess dream, even if she was ◆ Nоvеlіgһt ◆ (Only on Nоvеlіgһt) a real princess in the Silver Dragon Sanctuary. It didn’t stop her from wanting to play one in a game.
“Aurora, what did you get?” Moon asked, peeking over.
Aurora, unfazed, turned her card over. “Also the princess’s friend. Ha, this princess sure has a lot of friends.”
Helena drew the guard card.
She glanced around before her eyes settled on Noa.
“Noa, what did you draw?” she asked.
Noa blinked, her face as calm as ever. With practiced composure, she flipped over her card with her fingers.
“Princess.”
“Wow~ you drew the princess! And I’m the guard, so that means... I get to protect you up close!”
Up close, protect—
Warning! Warning!
You have triggered the sisterly rival!
Aurora could almost feel the surge of determination radiating from Moon, who was in the same “friend” faction as her.
Good, the game’s drama was already heating up!
“I drew the doctor,” Isha said. “What about you, Rosvisser?”
“Oh, I got the chef. Ugh, why the chef?” Rosvisser frowned.
“Because your cooking skills need improvement,” Leon jabbed at her, taking the chance to poke fun.
Rosvisser rolled her eyes at him, unwilling to dignify that with a response.
“I drew the queen,” Claudia announced. “Ugh... why do I always end up playing the mother roles?”
She recalled playing Leon’s “evil stepmother” during a school play once.
Now here she was, playing a maternal role again.
Leon’s card was, naturally, the last one:
The king’s old friend.
He turned the card over, slowly revealing the words at the top.
But what caught Leon’s attention were
the smaller words beneath:
**[Old Friend, Independent Faction]**
**[Objective: Eliminate Everyone]**
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