Showbiz Scandal: The Official Announcement of My Ex and Myself-Chapter 58: I’m Dirty

It seems Song Xi and Wei Yaoyao were also quite bewildered by their own reactions.

So after a minute passed in the countdown, the two of them screamed and separated again.

Song Xi unceremoniously tossed, and Wei Yaoyao leaped away as if fleeing for his life, both shouting even louder than when they first saw a ghost.

"Wei Yaoyao! You need to lose weight! I almost broke my hand!"

"Song Xi, shut up! I’m filthy, ahhhh!"

Yu Xia: "......"

[The princess jump has been learned, who can catch me?]

[Damn, got so scared I threw my phone!]

[Wei Yaoyao, filthy? How is that okay! Sis won’t allow you to say that!]

[Be careful with the jump, don’t hurt our great Comrade Zuoshan Diao]

[A curly-haired guy fell from the sky, almost killed Song Xi]

[Yu Xia’s expression looks like it’s saying, "What the hell, my eyes are the dirty ones" hahahaha]

[I can’t take it, I feel like there’s something in my room too]

[Shu Ran, your scream was too painful, maybe we should consider letting the show eliminate you this round]

[Hahahahahahaha, my god, lack of morals from fans]

This round of screams didn’t stop until Shu Ran’s voice went hoarse and she couldn’t go on anymore.

Several people were leaning against the wall, eyes closed and gasping, the sound of swallowing echoing.

The doll was still giggling, and Wei Yaoyao held up Zuoshan Diao, patting it twice:

"Diao Bro! Why aren’t you singing anymore?! Quickly, sing to ward off that spooky thing up front!"

But since Diao Bro is Diao Bro, it doesn’t bow to pressure, so it simply doesn’t sing.

Wei Yaoyao had no choice, was really scared, didn’t even dare to look up at the countdown.

Thinking for a moment, he decided to sing himself.

"Proudly laughing against the waves! Blood hotter than the sun! Guts like iron bone like steel! Vision broad as the sea long as the sky——"

"Hooves heading south, people looking north! People looking north, grass green, dust flying! I wish... hey, where’s that doll!"

The others instinctively raised their heads to look over.

At first glance, it was quite creepy. Yu Xia tried to just focus on the thing tied to the doll’s leg.

It seemed to be a scroll, small, unclear even in the countdown’s scarlet light. She got up, trying to get closer.

"That might be the password clue, quick, go check it out."

Everyone pushed past their fear and got close, pulling the scroll down.

There was a line of words on it.

"What song do you sing when you’re happy?"

Just then, the creepy doll inexplicably started singing the Happy Birthday song.

Can you imagine, in a creepy place with a creepy doll singing Happy Birthday, everything was incredibly eerie.

The group felt such a sense of unease.

Yu Xia felt goosebumps forming on her hand, quickly urged everyone to think of a song.

"What song do you think of singing when happy? Is there a song with numbers in it? Quick, someone sing a happy song first; I’m getting trauma from the Happy Birthday song!"

Singing, it’s simple, with so many singers around.

Song Xi immediately started humming a cheerful tune: "If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! Hehe!"

Yu Kuang immediately followed up: "Are you happy? I’m very happy!"

Wei Yaoyao scratched his curly hair, tentatively sang: "Breakup joy! Wish you happiness!"

He Mingjie gave him a pat: "How is that happy?!"

Then he sang: "Happy little frog~ lelelele leap frog~"

Yu Xia: "Didn’t expect He to like singing little frog songs, really shows you can’t judge by looks."

A tough guy cheerfully twisting his hips singing little frog songs, seriously?

He Mingjie coughed: "So, what do you like to sing when you’re happy?"

"There’s a love called letting go."

He Mingjie: "Huh?"

Yu Xia innocently said: "Really, it’s the first song I learned, left quite an impression."

Although it was kind of speechless.

Her song was directly ignored, Song Xi thought of two more songs.

"If using numbers, ’Digital Life’? It’s full of numbers. Other number-related ones are mostly just four numbers... Maybe, 123 I Love You?"

Yu Xia: "Sing it, let’s hear."

Song Xi glanced at her, hesitated, then earnestly sang: "Gently lean close to your ear, saranghaeyo... One, listen to you, two, to be good to you, count to three, always love only you..."

It was quite nice.

But after hearing two lines, she flatly rejected it: "Pass."

As straightforward as an older sister at a bar saying, "This boy isn’t up to standard, get me a fresher one."

After guessing all sorts of sweet songs, no headway.

Yu Xia rubbed her chin: "Could it be the Happy Birthday song?"

"But there are no numbers." Shu Ran said.

Right, the Happy Birthday song doesn’t have six numbers; it can’t be the password.

This put them back in a predicament.

Unable to guess, everyone restlessly started examining the walls, hoping to find some other hint.

The countdown ticked away, "tick-tock," unsettlingly prompting urgency.

Only ten minutes left.

Song Xi and Yu Kuang went back to the door, recklessly tried a few passwords.

Both sides worked hard, but unfortunately, had no progress.

In this situation, fear seemed secondary; Yu Xia directly picked up the doll to scrutinize it.

Hot potato-like, she held it, couldn’t help flipping it a couple of times before daring to look.

Turned it over and over, found nothing, even pried open its fake eyelids, no clues.

No clues, no clues, couldn’t find any anywhere, Happy Birthday song had no numbers, all entered passwords were wrong.

The group could only stare at each other, helplessly watching the countdown get closer to zero.

It was an agitating, oppressive, slightly panicked emotion.

Testing patience too much, Yu Xia held back frustration and asked: "Any iron bars? Can we find something to smash that door open?"

The camera panned left and right.

Key was, there were no iron bars to work with.

So they could only silently wait for the countdown to end.

Three, two, one, the countdown ended, eighth round failed.

The red "Failure" flooded the entire room, the whole alley, alarms sounded and a map to choose the eliminated one appeared simultaneously.

It selected Pei Lu.

The "lucky" Pei Lu showed a stunned expression, then smiled: "Lucky it’s me, I didn’t contribute to anything in here, leaving is just right. You guys have fun."

Yu Xia was bothered by the password, had zero interest in his insincere politeness.

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ps: Who would believe it, I’ve revised this dialogue twice, and it still got deleted! So bizarre. The previous original version had Wei Yao Yao pronounce "8r8c" (you know what I mean), then it got deleted, I changed it to that green mountains clear waters environmental slogan, got deleted again! No heads up, just deleted two hundred words, if I hadn’t bothered to come back to check, I wouldn’t have noticed this stupid move, frustrates fabulous charming elegant intelligent me!