Showbiz Scandal: The Official Announcement of My Ex and Myself-Chapter 125: That Can Easily Cause Hemiplegia
The boy’s crying paused.
Then he heard the woman in the wig continue, "I’m really exhausted. The bedroom is a full three meters away from the living room. Every day, I go back and forth on this three-meter path without seeing any hope, while you run hopefully between the kitchen, living room, bedroom, and the market!"
Yu Xia slowly crunched the chips on her fingers, the sound quite noticeable.
"That’s really tiring. It’s three meters, even a high amputee would take two minutes to crawl through, it’s just too far."
Others: "..."
Xie Qingci’’s hand lightly clenched into a fist to cover the corner of his mouth; he couldn’t hold back his laughter.
The woman with the wig sobbed for a while, and the boy lowered his head, blaming himself, "It’s my fault, for not giving you a better life, three meters is indeed far. How about this—"
He sniffed and said, "In the future, we’ll switch, you can freely roam between the kitchen, bedroom, living room, and market, and I’ll take on the three-meter journey for you!"
The woman in the wig suddenly stopped speaking.
"Forget it. I’ve already gotten used to suffering. Of course, there are surely more reasons why we reached this point!"
The boy humbly asked, "What other reasons are there?" 𝐟𝗿𝐞𝚎𝚠𝐞𝚋𝕟𝐨𝚟𝐞𝕝.𝕔𝕠𝚖
The woman with the wig struck a pose and shyly said, "I’m simply too beautiful, and you’re always worried about me, wishing to hold me in your grasp, which makes me lose my freedom. Do you know how important freedom is to a beauty like me? I can live without riches, silks, or even salted duck eggs with congee, but I can’t live without freedom!"
The boy stammered, "De- dear, your wig is askew, your hairline is really high."
The woman with the wig: "...Ahhh!"
This exchange caught Yu Xia off guard. The next second, she saw the woman in the wig yank off her yellow curly wig. From under the table, she pulled out a neon-green punk wig and put it on.
"Change is my nature, no matter the changes in the world, I’m your little ancestor~"
The boy, eyes closed, pinched the bridge of his nose and shakily offered advice, "My dear, your punk wig is almost blocking your nose. Wearing these half-face-covering wigs all the time is very likely to cause facial paralysis!"
The woman with the wig: "..." Screw you.
The audience had already erupted in laughter.
Wei Yaoyao was the most exaggerated, laughing with such force that it seemed she would cough up blood like a TV drama character, bending her head down to then face upwards, showing her big white teeth.
"Hahahahaha facial paralysis hahahahaha! I’m dying of laughter!"
"Wearing punk wigs makes you prone to facial paralysis hahaha! Who came up with this dialogue?"
"Help, this neon-green punk wig is so eye-searing! It looks like a clump of wild onions!"
Yu Xia had mostly laughed it off but hearing this description, she couldn’t help but look at that wig... it really does look like there’s a bunch of wild onions, help!
She couldn’t hold it anymore, lowered her head and laughed frantically, almost losing her breath.
Even the staff couldn’t help but laugh, no one in the venue could escape, the laughter became a unified roar, exploding like thunder.
The screenwriters were all talented, creating stories with conflict and argument that were incredibly shocking to mankind; they walked past slowly, looked on as the brothers performed and couldn’t help but react with "Oh—" "Tsk—" "Wow—".
On reaching the square, another performance awaited them. The people leisurely found a spot, eagerly waiting to watch the three brothers perform.
There were three performers, based on their eclectic clothing, Yu Xia named them "Big White Flower", "Glasses Guy", and "Long Black Straight".
This time the story had some background and setting, the woman with the neon-green wig was behind them, chaotically spraying snowflakes.
Long Black Straight calmly asked Glasses Guy, "Do you have anything else to say?"
Glasses Guy’s expression was evasive, "Shufen, don’t be like this, let’s part on good terms, you..."
"Part on good terms?" Long Black Straight splashed a cup of water on him, pointed at the Big White Flower and demanded, "You cheat with her and expect me to part on good terms?"
Glasses Guy appeared troubled, "Shufen, Meili just fell for me uncontrollably, love is not guilty, don’t blame her. I, I too fell for you uncontrollably, don’t blame me."
Big White Flower flipped her wig: "Humph, don’t be afraid, Zhuzi, we’re truly in love, no one can separate us!"
Long Black Straight became furious, slamming her hand on the table, causing the cups to tremble.
Then "she" reached over, grabbed Big White Flower’s wig, threw it to the ground and stomped on it, "Shameless!"
Then, pointing at Glasses Guy, she choked up while scolding, "Li Zhuzi! You said you would follow me abroad so we wouldn’t have a long-distance relationship! I brought you into these circles abroad, yet you couldn’t resist temptation and cheated on me? And you even dared to show off in front of me!"
"She" seemingly genuinely hurt, then lowered her voice, muttering to herself, "If you regretted your choice, regretted being with me, why not just tell me? I, Feng Shufen, am not unreasonable! But you, you cheated while not even breaking up!"
Yu Xia hesitated in munching her snack, looking up to exchange glances with Xie Qingci from a distance.
Xie Qingci blinked.
What was that? Why was she looking at him that way?
Yu Xia slowly withdrew her gaze, still puzzled in her heart.
How did this story end up resembling her situation? What a coincidence?
Before, she merely wondered if Xie Qingci might regret entering the entertainment industry, unaware he could develop feelings for someone else due to various relationships therein.
...Could Xie Qingci cheat?
If he did, would he bring someone to confront her? Or would she frequently see gossip posts about him having affairs with certain women?
Yu Xia squinted her eyes, continuing to watch the play of the three brothers while stopping her hand from grabbing more chips to eat; instead, she folded her hands, squeezing the remaining chips bag until it crumbled into shards, making unsettling crackling sounds.
Xie Qingci’s right eyelid twitched twice.
The performance took an unexpected turn.
Long Black Straight stopped complaining, instead advising Big White Flower by listing Glasses Guy’s various faults.
"Think carefully, such a pretty girl... ugh... girl, do you truly want to fall into the hands of such a sleazy man? He showers only once a month, hates using his brain and is foolish, lacks taste and knowledge, he will only embarrass you publicly, surely force you to serve him later, are you really willing to unconditionally become his nurse under the guise of love?"
Big White Flower surprisingly started brainstorming it.
Glasses Guy hurried to redeem himself, "Don’t listen to her, Da Nier, that time I still gave her two hundred bucks as pocket money monthly."
Big White Flower retorted incredulously, "Two hundred bucks isn’t even enough for a meal! Roll away, you scum, you can’t take me as your nurse for two hundred bucks!"
"...Weren’t you uncontrollably in love with me?"
"Now I uncontrollably want to kick you away, is there a problem? It’s very reasonable!"
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Yu Xia: Do you think this is reasonable?
Xie Qingci:... Reasonable, beauties are always reasonable.
