Showbiz Scandal: The Official Announcement of My Ex and Myself-Chapter 122: Such a Touching Love

Because there were forty-two guest performers and at least ten performances, it wasn’t long before Yu Xia and the others encountered their first live performance in the southeast area.

It was a man in a suit jacket, and another man disguised as a woman with a flower headband, both shouting at the top of their lungs.

Man: "How long are you going to keep making a fuss?!"

Woman: "I’m making a fuss? You used to say even when I threw tantrums I was like a little princess, but now you say I’m making a fuss!"

Man: "Have you even seen your weight now? At a hundred and eighty pounds, you’re heavier than me. Little princess? You should just call me little princess instead!"

Yu Xia: ...

The woman continued to shout hoarsely, pulling at the man.

"Alright! I knew you despised me! That’s why you lost patience with me day by day, that’s why you cheated!"

Wow, here comes the gossip from someone else’s family!

Yu Xia and Chi Qiao exchanged a glance; their Chinese gossip gene activated. They quickly moved a bit closer, found a good spot, and continued to listen.

The man stiffly denied, "I didn’t cheat, don’t overthink!"

The woman wouldn’t let it go: "Nonsense! I saw it with my own eyes, lipstick marks on your shirt! And blonde long hair, tell me! Which shameless blonde long hair red lips are you involved with?!"

Yu Xia, Chi Qiao, and Pei Lu raised their eyebrows: "Ehhh——"

The man refused to admit no matter what.

The woman collapsed to the ground, crying loudly.

"I’m blind! After all these years, we were about to get married, and you cheated! You have no conscience!"

The man lowered his head for a long time, tired of the crying, angrily shouted, "What about you! Every night you go to the bar with your colleagues, get drunk and come back throwing up everywhere, leave wearing stockings and come back bare-legged, did I ever say anything?!"

The woman’s cries halted.

Yu Xia gasped.

Whoa, what a dramatic double-play story!

She smacked her lips, looked back.

Chi Qiao: "Yu Xia, what are you looking for?"

"I want to know where I can get some sunflower seeds, it just doesn’t feel right to hear such gossip without snacking."

Chi Qiao: "..."

He continued leaning against the wall watching.

After her cries paused, the woman cried even louder: "Wasn’t it in a bar where you fell for me in the first place? You praised me for being different, not like other girls, more masculine, never coy! Wang Cui! Now you despise me, but back then I took pity on you looking all pitiful like a white-cut chicken with no one wanting you, so I was kind enough to stay with you. Otherwise, you’d still be teaching belly dance at Chunchun Dance Studio!"

Yu Xia: "What a... unusual couple."

The man, humiliated by these words, immediately retorted without thinking: "What do you know?! Back then your biceps were stronger than a man’s, no one dared approach you, it was out of kindness that I stayed with you! Look at you now, I can’t even think of you as my girlfriend, I might as well call you my burly uncle who wrestles pigs at the village entrance!"

Woman: "Wang Cui! You have no heart!"

Man: "Pan Gang! You’re the one without a heart!"

... Such names, hard to tell who’s the male or female.

Chi Qiao quietly asked: "Yu Xia, who do you think is more upset?"

How to tell, she pondered, deciding to side with her gender for now: "Definitely Pan Gang! The man cheated and insulted her; she must be very upset!"

Pei Lu: "But it seems to me that Wang Cui is more upset, crying even harder than the woman."

Looking closely, he was indeed.

A six-foot tall guy, acting like a delicate white flower, crying as if deeply heartbroken.

After one bout of crying, comrade Pan Gang was still angry and, in a sudden impulse, seemed ready to beat up Wang Cui.

Her muscles flexed, indeed her biceps were more developed than his, a few punches might just really knock someone out.

Comrade Wang Cui realized something was wrong, started screaming he couldn’t take it after a few punches.

"Stop hitting, stop hitting! I didn’t cheat!"

The woman huffed and punched him again.

"You’re still lying! Blonde hair, lipstick, do you want me to shove that shirt into your mouth before you admit it?!"

The man couldn’t take it anymore, broke down and shouted: "It’s mine, it’s all mine! The blonde hair is mine, the lipstick is mine too!"

Pan Gang paused.

The three of Yu Xia were also stunned.

Woman: "What do you mean?"

The six-foot-tall delicate flower Wang Cui tearfully confessed: "It’s all my fault, you said I was like a white-cut chicken, teaching belly dance at the studio, weighing even less than you, it’s true because... because I just want to be a woman! I want to have blonde hair, I want to wear lipstick!"

The three were flabbergasted.

Pan Gang widened her eyes, grabbed his hand tightly.

"Cui!" She shouted, eyes filled with hope, "So that’s what you’ve been thinking, why didn’t you tell me earlier? Now that you’re so honest, I’m not afraid to tell you—"

"I actually want to be a man!"

Wang Cui was shocked, couldn’t even continue crying, and the two clasped hands, tearfully stared at each other, then broke into laughter.

"Turns out we are such a match! I don’t mind you, you shouldn’t mind me either, alright?"

"From now on, Gang, you’re the man, I’m the woman, let’s always be together, okay?"

"Okay! Cui~"

"Gang~"

Yu Xia and the others watched like country bumpkins seeing giraffes racing on a highway for the first time, mouth agape, watching them happily, lovingly hold hands.

Two minutes later, Yu Xia clutched her chest, breathing heavily.

"I’ve never seen anything like it, such a touching love story, my heart can’t handle it."

Chi Qiao squatted holding his head, laughing wildly.

[When my family’s cesspit exploded that year, my mouth never opened this wide]

[Truly touching, I’ve prayed in front of Buddha for thousands of years and never thought of such a story]

[I can’t believe the names were so mismatched, who would’ve thought!]

[Hahahahaha these two guys, superb acting skills hahahaha!]

[Watching this has me rolling my eyes, foaming at the mouth]

[So who’s more upset? Honestly, I feel I’m the most upset]

[Hahahahaha I laughed out eight hundred laughs]

After witnessing this "touching" story, Yu Xia’s steps were a bit heavy as she left.

Chi Qiao and Pei Lu couldn’t stop laughing, and even when discussing who was the most upset they couldn’t help but chuckle.

Pei Lu: "Who do you think is more upset?"

Chi Qiao: "Who could be more upset in this situation, I feel like they’re not upset at all, they’re quite happy."

Yu Xia, still shocked both physically and mentally, joined the conversation with a complex expression.

"Not being able to tell apart is fine, after watching a couple more stories, maybe a more evidently upset person will come along. These two... let’s just forget it."

"True. Oh, there’s someone ahead."

Having walked less than half a street, the second story appeared.

And just coincidentally, Xie Qingci and the others happened to be coming from the opposite direction to watch the same story.