Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!-Chapter 7
Chapter 7 You’re A Nice Guy
“Boom!”
Chen Yu’s words were like a heavy bomb.
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain]’s mind went blank after hearing that.
“No wonder she’s so tall. So she’s a he.”
“I was quite interested at first, but now, I’m excited.”
“I declared that Siamese magic is stronger than Indian magic.”
“Fucking exciting.”
“Stop it with the double innuendo.”
“My friend asked me if I could become as beautiful as the person in the photo if I went to Siam for that kind of surgery.”
“Brother, do share your story.”
Everyone knew what heading to Siam for gender plastic surgery meant.
The netizens were shocked.
All kinds of exciting memes emerged one after another.
In just a dozen words, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] was shocked beyond recognition.
“You liar! You must be lying to me!”
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] roared.
The pure and flawless goddess in his heart could never be a man.
“You’ll have your answer in her QQ space,” Chen Yu said slowly.
“As for how to find her QQ account, I don’t think I need to teach you, right?”
Hearing this, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] immediately picked up his phone.
He downloaded QQ on the spot.
With the popularity of WeChat, the popularity of QQ—a first-generation chatting app—dropped significantly.
Only those born in the 80s and 90s were still using it.
In order to keep up with the times, QQ added the same function as WeChat to find friends based on phone numbers.
After downloading QQ, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] clicked on his friend list.
He quickly entered his goddess’s phone number.
Immediately after, a name appeared on the friend list.
“Cute Bunny.”
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] immediately clicked on the person’s profile picture.
He entered Qzone, similar to WeChat moments.
There were a lot of social posts in addition to the many photos.
“It’s my first day of injecting androgens. I’m so excited.”
“Those damn scammers doubled the price of the hormone. I’m so sad that I can’t afford it anymore.”
“Going to Siam for that surgery costs 500,000 yuan. I must work hard and become a beautiful lady as soon as possible.”
“I’ve learned to sound like a mature lady’s voice today. Happy.”
“Being a girl is so blissful. There’s even someone who offered me a seat on the bus.”
Her social media posts were written in a sweet, feminine style.
However, the content was unbearable to him.
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] froze solid in place. His fingers trembled as he opened the photo album in her Qzone.
He clicked on the first photo.
It was an artistic photo of a tall, red-lipped, pale boy.
In the first few photos, the boy still had prominent male characteristics.
He continued to open the photos one by one.
The boy in the photos gradually changed.
A long ponytail to twin ponytails.
From a cute sailor’s outfit to a gothic dress.
Various styles of women’s clothing and attire appeared on the boy, one after another.
Toward the end, the style shifted from cutesy to mature.
He cut his hair short and dressed like a mature lady.
It was the same person as in the photo [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] had taken out.
In the last photo, the boy was dressed in women’s clothing.
He stood at the entrance of a large hospital written with foreign words.
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain]’s mouth was filled with nothing but bitterness.
He didn’t know how he dared to do what he did.
He flipped through the photos one by one.
“A real man is always flexible with the situation.”
“Digging a hole is easier than planting a tree.”
“I’m curious. Can she give birth in this situation?”
“A bunch of stinking straight men. What does it have to do with you if she changes gender or not?”
“Can that hospital transform a woman into a man?”
“The post-op care for this surgery is expensive.”
“An expert has appeared.”
“What cock are you guys talking about?”
“Alright, alright. Everyone, stop joking around.”
Chen Yu interrupted the one-sided teasing in the chat.
“So, do you still think I’m lying to you?”
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] shook his head stiffly.
“Why would she do that?”
“I’ll tell you about this later. How are you feeling now?”
Chen Yu asked.
“Embarrassed, uncomfortable…”
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] answered bitterly.
“This is an obvious sign of depression. Do you need my treatment?”
“Yes.”
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] looked like he had lost all hope of living.
It turned out that he did develop a mental illness.
His goddess was, in fact, a man.
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] wanted to bang his head against the wall.
When did he become blind?
Couldn’t he even tell whether a person was male or female?
“I can see that as long as someone talks to Dr. Chen, they will get sick even if they weren’t.”
“Brilliant summary.”
“He’s just plain miserable. But why do I feel like laughing?”
“Same here, +1.”
“+10086”
“Brother, how many times have you communicated deeply with your goddess?”
“What sin have I committed as a single man of 30 years that I have to enter this livestream? My eyes!”
As shocking revelations were thrown out one after another, the number of viewers on the livestream exceeded 150,000.
It was a fun day, especially today.
“Dr. Chen, has she ever been sincere with me?”
When this question was asked, Chen Yu nearly spat out a mouthful of blood.
“I can take it, Dr. Chen. Please tell me the truth!” [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] said.
“You can’t say she wasn’t sincere if it really comes down to it.”
“She’s sincere, but not overly so.”
Chen Yu deliberated over his words.
He started speaking of the long, sad, and complicated love story between the two of them.
“One day a year ago, you drove past the business district and heard someone shouting for help to catch a thief.”
“When you saw that the owner was a mature lady, you didn’t hesitate and drove to catch the thief.”
“Because of this, the two of you became acquainted and exchanged contact information.”
“After that, you pursued her crazily. Because you were a nice guy, she couldn’t bear to hurt you even when she had no feelings for you.”
“She thought to herself that she might as well try dating you.”
“While you two were dating, you kept gifting her money to the point that she had enough funds for her surgery and post-op care.”
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] was dumbfounded.
After all this time, she promised to try dating him, but it wasn’t because she was moved by his sincerity. It was because he was just a nice guy.
She couldn’t bear to reject him, so she agreed to date him.
“Sorry, you’re a nice guy (you’re ugly).”
“One of life’s three big wrong impressions is that she likes me.”
“Come on, don’t hit a man when he’s down.”
“Nice guy finished last but dated a man in this case.”
“Hahaha, nice pun.”
Looking at the char, Chen Yu asked, “Do you want to know what will happen in the future if you two stay together?”
“Can a psychologist even predict the future?”
“Isn’t that being a fortune-teller?”
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] was shocked by that question.
“Science is omnipotent.”
Chen Yu said it with a solemn expression.
“Psychological diagnosis is a complex scientific subject. The content it covers is far beyond your imagination.”
“We only need a person’s personality and current situation to calculate and predict their future.”
The netizens were also dumbfounded.
Chen Yu was brazenly lying through his teeth at this point.
Was he serious about this?
Wasn’t predicting the future of one’s life metaphysics?
Were all psychologists this wild?
