Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!-Chapter 5 - Your Taste Is Very Unique

"Sure, I'll give it a try."

"If you can accurately tell me my personal experience, I will reward you with 20 carnival gifts."

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] didn't believe Chen Yu's claims for even a moment.

He swore in his heart and vowed to expose this scam.

"You were born into a wealthy family. Money is the only thing you've never lacked since you were young."

Chen Yu said slowly, "It's also because..."

"Just this?"

Before Chen Yu could finish speaking, a disdainful expression appeared on [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain]'s face.

"Come on, are you still trying to keep the farce up?"

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] acted like a detective then.

There were almost words written on his face about what he was thinking.

There's only one truth.

You're a liar.

"I just promised to give you 20 carnival gifts if you could predict my past."

"This alone proves that I don't lack money."

"Anyone with a brain can guess I came from a wealthy family."

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] sneered.

"666666; we have got a detective over here."

"Just look at his bedroom behind him; it's magnificently decorated. Of course, he's a rich kid."

"Let's go, let's go. This guy is nothing but a liar."

In an instant, the chat was filled with comments.

Chen Yu smiled faintly.

"The thing you are most proud of in your life is the banner with the words 'Little Hero' on it, no?"

A faded red silk banner hung on the bed.

Five small words were written in the banner's lower left corner.

"Gift from a Certain Department."

"When you were in elementary school, you were kidnapped by a man and a woman on your way home alone."

"You pretended to be stupid and made the two human traffickers lose their wariness toward you."

"One night after that, you took advantage of them sleeping to escape and report it to the relevant department."

"You even personally led the way and helped the police catch these two human traffickers."

"At that time, you were only a seven-year-old child."

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] became increasingly taken aback with each sentence Chen Yu added.

Toward the end, his mouth was gaping wide open.

It was as if he had seen a ghost.

How did Chen Yu know so much about the incident from more than ten years ago?

"Is this dude really a psychologist?"

"Nah, he's a mind-reader."

"Brother, is what he said true?"

"Is there even a need to ask that? Can't you see his shocked expression?"

Some smart netizens had already gotten the answer from [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain]'s expression.

"Master, you're just godly!"

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] blurted out as he spammed his mouse.

He was sending those carnival gifts to Chen Yu.

For a moment, the livestream was filled with dazzling sparks.

Chen Yu gained more than just money from the carnival gifts, which cost 3,000 yuan each.

There were also a large number of new fans who tuned in after hearing about this.

"Oh. I'm not a master; I'm a doctor."

"Please call me Dr. Chen."

Chen Yu's tone turned playful.

"I have to say, your taste is very unique."

Seeing that the number of viewers on the channel was approaching the 100,000 mark, Chen Yu decided to release a "big surprise."

As soon as he said this, the chat started spamming countless question marks.

"Dr. Chen is deliberately acting mysterious again."

"I like spicy tofu pudding. Is that considered a unique taste?"

"Burn this heretic to death."

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain]'s heart skipped a beat after hearing this, different from the silly netizens with their nonsensical comments.

"Your parents are busy with their business, so your family doesn't spend much time together."

"As time passed, you became extremely eager for kinship."

"Your desire for kinship will begin to affect your taste in choosing a partner."

"Unlike other youngsters, you have no interest in fair-skinned and slender ladies."

"You only like girls... cough, women over the age of 30."

He glanced at [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] on his screen.

Chen Yu continued to release his big surprise.

"You have pursued a total of nine women over the age of 30 since becoming an adult."

"Three of them are divorced single mothers with children."

As soon as he said that, the chat went crazy with their comments.

"Brother, your taste is indeed unique."

"Youngsters never understand the allure of a MILF and mistakenly treat young girls as treasures until it's too late."

"You'll only understand the allure of a MILF when it's too late, and by then, you'll be older than them."

"Sheesh, you two are really role models for our generation."

"What's the difference between you and that MILF-hunter, Cao Cao?"

"Mommy, I'm hungry. Feed me."

"Is this the mental specialty of a rich young man?"

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] wished he could find a crack in the ground to hide in.

What an immersive experience that was.

Wasn't this basically instant social death?

"Dr. Chen, no, no, Master Chen, please stop. If you continue, I won't be able to stream on the platform anymore."

"Alright, alright. Everyone, stop joking around. Now, we'll head on to your consultation."

Chen Yu promptly helped [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] to smooth things over.

"Consultation session? Am I really ill?"

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] had unknowingly been brought into Chen Yu's rhythm.

When he heard Chen Yu would do a consultation with him, he assumed he had developed a mental illness.

"You've been feeling quite depressed recently, haven't you?" Chen Yu asked with a smile.

"Sigh."

Hearing this, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] put on a bitter face.

"It's more than just depressed. It's simply heart-wrenching."

Before Chen Yu could say anything else, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] initiated the conversation. 𝒷𝓮𝒹𝓃ℴ𝓿𝓮𝓁.𝓬𝓸𝓂

He was madly pursuing a woman.

However, the other party's attitude toward him was always ambiguous.

Occasionally, she would take the initiative to contact him.

Sometimes, she would act coldly.

She would sometimes not reply to his messages and calls for a few days at a time.

"Isn't she just treating him like an ATM?"

"Be more confident and remove the question mark."

"Why are you so unsympathetic? Simps need caring, too, you know?"

"Brother, as someone who has been through this, allow me to say a few words. Being a simp will get you nowhere."

A large number of "experienced simps" came forward to offer their advice.

"I'm not a simp. She has feelings for me."

"When it was May 20th, she took the initiative to transfer 520 yuan to me."

"Once, I invited her for dinner, and she only ordered a bowl of ramen at a shopping mall."

Speaking of the little things that [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] experienced with the woman, he couldn't hide the joy on his face.

"How could a woman with such a good personality be a gold-digger?"

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] asked this question.

After hearing what he said, the netizens had a change of heart.

After all, in this era, very few girls would take the initiative to send gifts on a special occasion and not choose high-end restaurants for meals.

"Then, let me ask you two questions."

Chen Yu interrupted at this time.

"Alright, go ahead."

"How much did you transfer to her before she transferred 520 yuan to you?"

"520,000."

"You invited her to the mall for a meal. Other than asking for a bowl of ramen, what else did she ask you for after dinner?" Chen Yu asked again.

"A shopping card worth 100,000 yuan."

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] answered truthfully.

The netizens watching the livestream went silent for a few seconds.

Immediately after, the chat was filled with comments.

"Fuck!"

"That's a plot twist I hadn't expected."

"Brother, I'll transfer 520 to you too. Can you transfer 520,000 back to me?"

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] wasn't in the mood to pay attention to the chat. Instead, he looked at Chen Yu with a worried expression.

"Dr. Chen, can you help me analyze what she's thinking?"

"Why does she have such rapid mood swings toward me recently?"

Chen Yu didn't answer and instead asked, "Do you have a photo of her? Let me take a look."

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] carefully took a photo out of his wallet.

The woman in the photo was clearly shown on the livestream.

Nearly 100,000 people in the livestream room instantly howled after that.