Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!-Chapter 296 - Helping You Make Money While Lying Flat

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Chapter 296: Chapter 296 Helping You Make Money While Lying Flat

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It came so quickly.

Brother Long was stunned for a moment and went to open the door with his phone.

There were many fully armed police officers standing outside the door.

“Please come in, sirs,” Brother Long said with a smile.

“We won’t go in,” said the leading policeman. “You said on the phone that you knew who the murderer was. How did you know?”

“Sirs, please wait a moment.”

“Dr. Chen, the police are here. Tell me who the murderer is,” Brother Long said to the screen.

“The murderer is right in front of us,” Chen Yu said unhurriedly. “It’s none other than you.”

“Me?”

Brother Long’s mouth instantly fell open, and his expression was as if he had seen a ghost.

The police officers who came to collect clues were also shocked by this sentence.

He immediately placed his hand on his waist.

“Chen, are you kidding me?”

“If I’m the murderer, why would I report myself?”

Brother Long suppressed his anger and said, “Stop fooling around. Tell me who the murderer is. The police officers are busy. Don’t waste their time.”

“I’m not joking with you. You’re indeed the murderer.”

“Shocking, isn’t it?”

Chen Yu sneered.

“Fuck you!”

“I didn’t do it,” Brother Long said through gritted teeth. “I didn’t do it. Don’t even think about putting shit on me.”

The police officers couldn’t make up their minds, as no one would be stupid enough to report themselves.

However, someone said that Brother Long was the murderer. What was going on?

Could it be a prank?

“Did you go to your former underling to ask for money again last night?” Chen Yu asked calmly.

“That’s right, I did.”

In order to clear his name, Brother Long took the initiative to tell her what happened last night.

Last night, he was strolling on the street when he saw a luxury car parked at the clubhouse entrance.

A well-dressed man in a suit got out of the car.

This person was one of his former underlings, and he was a chauffeur for Brother Long. 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝑤𝘦𝑏𝓃ℴ𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝑚

It had been many years since they last met, and the former driver had gotten into a luxury car.

Brother Long rushed into the clubhouse, ignoring the others’ attempts to stop him. He wanted to take advantage of his underling.

If he couldn’t get tens of thousands, it would be fine even if he could get a few thousand.

“That fucking bastard!”

“He threw me 20,000 yuan and demanded that 1 finish ten boxes of beer.”

Brother Long cursed his underling.

Ten boxes of beer, a total of 120 bottles. If he drank all of them, he would die.

“Didn’t you still get 20,000 yuan in the end?” Chen Yu asked.

“I risked my life to get that!”

Brother Long spat angrily.

“Those bastards played me like a monkey. I almost vomited my bile when I drank half of it.”

“They scattered the money on the ground and looked at me with laughter.”

“I bent down to pick up the money. They were unhappy and made me kneel on the ground to pick up the money.”

“What happened after that?”

Chen Yu asked.

“I went home to sleep. I slept until this morning.”

“I swear to Guan Yu that I will make a name for myself.”

“After lunch, I’ll go to the bank to deposit the money. I’ll later return home to catch up on my sleep.”

“I just woke up a few hours ago and watched your livestream.”

After he finished speaking, Brother Long changed his expression and smiled. “Sirs, everything 1 said is true. You can go and investigate. I’m really not the murderer.”

“You didn’t return home after receiving the money,” Chen Yu said straightforwardly.

“At that time, you were already drunk and delirious. After taking a few steps, your brain begins to lose consciousness.”

“Looking at the money on you, it’s as if you’ve returned to when you were bossing around here more than ten years ago.”

“You stumbled into a villa.”

“That used to be your home, but now it has become someone else’s residence.”

“You knocked on the door, and an unfamiliar woman appeared in front of you.”

“You thought she was your lover from back then, so you carried her into the living room without saying a word.”

“The woman thought she had met a hooligan and struggled with all her might. She accidentally scratched your face.”

“You’ve brought yourself back to more than ten years ago. If anyone dared to disrespect you, you would take revenge cruelly. The woman kept resisting, triggering the viciousness in your heart.”

“You grab a crystal ashtray and hit her hard on the head until she’s dead.”

“After killing her, you are so tired that you are panting and sweating profusely. You recall the past when your body was tired; you would choose to go to the sauna. Thus, you swaggered out of the villa.”

“Not long after, you fell asleep on the ground.”

“It was not until dawn that you woke up to the cold wind.”

“Your head cleared up a little, and you returned home to continue sleeping.”

“Nonsense! I didn’t kill anyone; 1 didn’t kill anyone!”

Brother Long roared.

“You left quite a number of fingerprints at the scene. After a fingerprint comparison, the authorities will find out if you killed anyone.”

“Take him down!”

As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, several police officers pounced on Brother Long.

The cold handcuffs were placed on Brother Long’s hands.

The livestream ended here.

“That’s it?”

“The stream ended, and Brother Long is gone.”

“Hahaha, a double meaning, wonderful beyond words.”

“The law enforcement officers are too slow. Why didn’t they catch Brother Long immediately?”

“There must be something hidden.”

“Although Dr. Chen lied, it was a white lie. If he didn’t say that, Brother Long wouldn’t have reported himself.”

The chat was filled with the sound of gongs, drums, and firecrackers.

A large number of thumbs-up emojis praising Chen Yu appeared.

“Don’t misunderstand, everyone,” Chen Yu said. “The local law enforcement department isn’t slow at all.” freewebnov(e)l.com

“Brother Long committed the crime in the early hours of the morning yesterday. It wasn’t until a few hours ago that the deceased’s husband returned home from a business trip.”

“When he saw his wife murdered, he immediately chose to call the police.”

“The authorities are analyzing the case. Even if Brother Long doesn’t consult me, he will still be arrested.”

“Everyone said that I lied to him. That isn’t the case.”

“As a doctor, how can I lie?”

A few paid comments floated before Chen Yu’s eyes.

If Chen Yu didn’t lie to Brother Long, what did he mean by earning money while lying flat?

“Brother Long drank a lot of beer. His rationality is no longer in his brain.”

“He doesn’t even know that he killed someone.”

“I’m not lying to him when I say he can make money by lying flat.”

“After he dies, he will lie in a grave.”

“Others burn joss paper to pay homage to him. Isn’t it just making money lying down?”

Chen Yu calmly explained.

The viewers were stunned for a few seconds before bursting into laughter.

So this was how he earned money while lying down.

It was a business, but the price was a little miserable.

The second round of consulting began and ended in a way that no one expected.

Before Chen Yu could say anything, the third patient had already logged on..