Reborn as His Intellectually Disabled Wife-Chapter 676 - 677: Touch and There’s Nothing! Dammit, I’m a Man!

Tang Jingming felt an overwhelming sense of déjà vu and turned around to take a look at Shi Mei, discovering that even her gaze was very similar to Tang Wu’s.

Displeased, warning, yet indulgent and helpless eyes.

But he knew that no matter the resemblance, she wasn’t Tang Wu.

Tang Jingming turned back around and murmured softly, "Going to the restroom."

"Hey, there’s a restroom inside the private room!"

But Tang Jingming didn’t pay him any attention and walked straight out of the suite.

There was a public restroom on the third floor, too. Tang Jingming walked into one of the stalls, sat down on the closed toilet lid, but his mind only grew more agitated the longer he sat.

Ye Tiao, that idiot!

What kind of crap had she taken a liking to?

Lin Yuan’s family background was so poor; her family would definitely not agree!

Ye Tiao’s dad was especially demanding. When Ye Tiao’s brother was getting married, it was only after a series of stringent demands and trials set by Ye Qingyun that the two finally ended up together.

Her dad’s favorite was him, always praising how good-looking and smart he was. If he said a few bad words about Lin Yuan in front of Ye Tiao’s dad, that kid would definitely be done for.

"Hiss... despicable..."

Better to start with Ye Tiao, that stinking idiot.

Or should he just be upfront with her?

Just tell her: "I’m into you, goddammit, and you can’t be with Lin Yuan!"

The moment this thought crossed his mind, Tang Jingming immediately shook his head.

No way, Ye Tiao was a stinking idiot, and if he came out with it like that, he would probably be done for, too.

But then, what should he say?

Tang Jingming frowned deeply, his hands cupping his face as he became thoroughly exasperated.

"Tang Jingming! Get out here!"

Ye Tiao’s voice got louder and closer.

Tang Jingming jolted and immediately opened the door.

Ye Tiao was striding over, and when she saw Tang Jingming, the fury on her face was evident, "You little..."

Tang Jingming quickly went forward to block her, saying, "Hey, this is the men’s restroom!"

Ye Tiao burst in anger, "So what if it’s the men’s restroom? There’s no one in there!"

Tang Jingming choked with frustration, "How can there be no one? Am I not a person?"

"You’re a person, but are you a man?" Ye Tiao eyed him with a challenging and disdainful look.

"Am I knocking?" Tang Jingming exploded, "I’m not a man? I’m a bona fide, steel-true, pure man, do you want to feel it?"

"Feel it?" Ye Tiao’s eyes drifted downward, her expression of disgust intensifying.

Tang Jingming’s eyes reddened, and in some inexplicable fit of pique, he reached out, grabbed her hand, and started pulling it downwards.

Ye Tiao stiffened instantly.

Tang Jingming shouted, "Feel that? Goddammit, I am a man! A man!"

Ye Tiao had never in her life...

Her face burned, and she instinctively tried to shake him off, but he was holding her tightly.

Looking up, Ye Tiao was met with Tang Jingming’s fiercely red eyes, and at the same time, the heat on her face and in the palm of her hand rose higher and higher, the worst part being... the sensation started to change...

"Ye Zi, did you find it..."

Lin Yuan came over, got to the doorway, and saw their bizarre posture; his words stopped dead in his throat, frozen in place.

Ye Tiao’s palm was covering Tang Jingming’s crotch, while Tang Jingming’s breathing had clearly become erratic. Turning his head toward Lin Yuan, Lin Yuan could see the frenzied scarlet in his eyes. 𝘧𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑤ℯ𝑏𝓃𝘰𝑣ℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮

Ye Tiao, like she was electrocuted, shoved Tang Jingming away, her face flaming red in panic, and yelled, "Holy shit! Damn it! I... I I I..."

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I didn’t write anything inappropriate, *whimpers*