Reborn as His Intellectually Disabled Wife-Chapter 667 - 668: Techniques for Flirting with Straight Men

"Oh, really?" Dongfang Xuyan took out a mirror from her bag, and upon seeing her own face in it, she noticed that her mascara had smeared, and her eyeliner was already half blurred, with a patch of foundation missing due to her recent tears.

It looked...

"Hahaha!" Dongfang Xuyan burst into laughter. "How can I be so gorgeous? Even with smudged makeup, you’d have definitely fallen for me if you’d just met me."

Gao Lian’s eyebrows rose slightly, somewhat surprised by the girl’s lack of modesty.

Dongfang Xuyan did not display the embarrassed demeanor he had imagined but maintained the same pose, not bothering to fix her appearance or make any remedial action. Instead, she looked at him with a mischievous smile and said, "Looks like Senior Sister isn’t singing next, let’s go, I’ll treat you to a drink, aiming to get a plush toy."

With that, she tugged Gao Lian to leave.

Gao Lian glanced at the hand she was pulling, contemplating pulling it back, but then he felt that this girl was so frank, giving off an impression of genuineness.

It really... was hard to refuse.

Gao Lian thought he must be seeing a ghost but still obediently followed her.

Dongfang Xuyan chose a relatively quiet corner, commandeered the drinks menu from a waiter, and boldly ordered a bunch of food, then handed the menu to Gao Lian, "Have a look and see what you’d like to drink, it’s on me."

Dongfang Xuyan spoke too naturally, too matter-of-factly, as if it was a very normal thing for her.

But Gao Lian looked strangely at her, saying, "You’re treating?"

Dongfang Xuyan nodded naturally, "Yeah, choose whatever!"

How could one let the girl pay when going out with one?

In Gao Lian’s mind, that just wasn’t done.

Gao Lian glanced at the menu, noting that the prices weren’t low, so he said, "I’ll pay, what would you like to drink?"

"I’ve ordered a Bloody Mary," Dongfang Xuyan said offhandedly. "I’m also planning to treat everyone in the bar to a drink, I could be the ’Lucky girl’ with the highest spending tonight!"

Gao Lian was not too sharp with English and took a moment to realize what she had said.

Seeing Dongfang Xuyan’s obviously Eurasian face, he thought, she must be a returnee from overseas, probably not short on money.

So he abandoned any pretense and casually ordered a whiskey before returning the menu.

Sure enough, Senior Sister didn’t sing anymore, and the stage became Ye Tiao’s world, while Shi Mei seemed to have disappeared somewhere.

After setting the menu down, Dongfang Xuyan leaned in towards Gao Lian, asking, "How do you know Shi Mei?"

"Her..." As she leaned in, Gao Lian caught a whiff of her subtle perfume scent.

A bit like candy, a bit like milk, quite pleasant.

Gao Lian kept his composure, "I’ve known her from before, did you just say you are roommates?"

"Yeah, roommates!" Dongfang Xuyan seemed somewhat proud. "Not only roommates, but she’s also my wealth patron. One time during my live stream, she gave me a tip of one hundred thousand yuan, wow, it was the first time I ever got such a big tip." 𝙛𝒓𝒆𝙚𝒘𝒆𝓫𝙣𝓸𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝒄𝒐𝓶

"You’re live streaming? A web celeb?"

"Not really a web celeb, haven’t hit it big yet," Dongfang Xuyan modestly waved her hand, "but it’s probably soon. After all, I have this roommate here acting as my big-spending patron, maybe one day she’ll decide to come clean, hehehe..."