Rebirth Sweet Wife, Super Cute-Chapter 98: So Angry I Could Go Bald

When Ji Hanyu came out of the shower, Bai Haoxue saw his wet hair and could only sigh helplessly, quickly pulling him over.

She first used a dry towel to wipe him briefly, then Bai Haoxue took out alcohol, gauze, and medicine, and began to treat his wound methodically.

"Why are you so disobedient? Didn’t I tell you not to wash your hair for now?" Bai Haoxue said irritably.

Baby Ji crawled behind Ji Hanyu, and upon seeing the wound on the back of his head, his little face scrunched up.

Baby Ji leaned in closer to the wound, blowing gently twice, "Daddy, does it hurt? Do you want me to blow on it for you?"

Ji Hanyu said expressionlessly, "I’m afraid your bad breath will worsen the infection."

Baby Ji: "..."

Bai Haoxue: "..."

He "ugly rejects" her, but claims Baby Ji has "bad breath." Ji Hanyu, can you be any more sharp-tongued?

Baby Ji puffed his cheeks in anger, looking like an angry little pufferfish. Ji Hanyu reached out to poke his little face, "You’re not a pufferfish, why are you acting cute?"

Baby Ji: "..."

So mad, I could pull my hair out!

When Bai Haoxue parted Ji Hanyu’s hair and saw the wound, she frowned and furrowed her brow, "Why is it bleeding again? Such a big wound, and you say it’s not serious? If I’d known, I would’ve smashed that fat guy to death."

Ji Hanyu’s eyes flickered with a touch of guilt.

"Just bear with it, it will hurt a little when the alcohol touches it." Bai Haoxue said gently, blowing softly on the wound at the same time.

Baby Ji sat angrily beside them, kicking his little legs at Ji Hanyu, indignantly emphasizing, "I don’t have bad breath; my breath smells nice, like yogurt. All the girls love kissing me!"

Ji Hanyu’s face instantly turned cold, "You two kissed?"

"..." Bai Haoxue’s hand paused mid-application, what kind of nonsense is he talking?

The next second, a slap landed on Ji Hanyu’s forehead, "Is your brain full of water?"

Then Bai Haoxue bent down and kissed Baby Ji’s soft little face, "If you think this counts as kissing, then I’ve kissed Baby Ji countless times."

"Yep, countless times!" Baby Ji said smugly, swinging his little legs.

Ji Hanyu gave him a cold look, then said to Bai Haoxue, "Don’t do that in the future!"

"Why?"

"Why?"

Bai Haoxue and Baby Ji both asked in unison, looking at Ji Hanyu with simultaneous expressions of confusion.

Ji Hanyu paused, then said seriously, "He has a skin disease."

Bai Haoxue: "..."

Baby Ji: "..."

Since when did he have a skin disease? How come he didn’t know?

After realizing what was said, Baby Ji angrily slapped Ji Hanyu’s arm.

"Daddy, you’re so despicable! If you’re jealous that my skin is better than yours, just say it. Why make up such a vicious and slanderous lie about my soft, bouncy skin?"

"Didn’t the ancients say that having good skin is not a crime, but having a jade surface invites trouble?"

Baby Ji looked at him with disdain, "You’re living more backward with age, not even as good as ancient grandfathers. I’m so disappointed in you, hmph..."

After speaking, Baby Ji turned his little head away, refusing to look at Ji Hanyu.

Out of sight, out of mind, hmph!

"..." Ji Hanyu rubbed his forehead, his expression indescribable.

"Pfft..." Bai Haoxue couldn’t hold back anymore and burst out laughing.

Are these two always this funny?

After bandaging Ji Hanyu’s injury, Bai Haoxue picked up her bag to leave, "I have to go to the tea ceremony bureau first."

Ji Hanyu stood up, "I’m going too."

Bai Haoxue: "Why are you going?"

Ji Hanyu, "I’m the victim. If I don’t go, who will?"

Bai Haoxue: "..."