Rebirth Sweet Wife, Super Cute-Chapter 310: Damn, Feels Like We’re Screwed

Li Mingmo was just about to call Bai Haoxue when, unexpectedly, Bai Haoxue called him first...

Li Mingmo glanced at Ji Hanyu, "Your wife’s calling."

Ji Hanyu immediately turned his head to the side.

Li Mingmo: "..."

Answering the call, Bai Haoxue’s voice came through, "Li Mingmo, which private room are you in?"

Li Mingmo gave Bai Haoxue the room number, and Ji Hanyu still kept his head turned, though his ears were practically perked up.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk..."

For Ji Hanyu’s tsundere trait, Li Mingmo was at a loss for words.

"Congratulations, your wife is looking for you. Your plan worked."

Ji Hanyu was immediately smug, "Of course, I told you, she cares about me like crazy. You think I’m like you? A single dog nobody wants."

Li Mingmo: "..."

"You... hey, Ji Hanyu, what the heck are you doing?"

Li Mingmo wanted to retort back, but when he saw Ji Hanyu pouring wine over himself, he panicked.

"Ji Hanyu, this wine is really expensive."

Ji Hanyu clicked his tongue, "Look at you, all stingy?"

"You’re a blood-sucking capitalist, I’m poor, how can I compare to you?" Li Mingmo snatched the wine back, "If you’re not drinking, let me drink it, what’s with the spilling?"

Ji Hanyu snatched the wine back again, drizzling it skillfully over his clothes, "I’m not really drunk. If I don’t spill some to make it look real, Bai Haoxue will see right through it."

Li Mingmo: "..."

"My God, Ji Hanyu, are you seriously trying to kill me with laughter???!!! 𝕗𝐫𝚎𝗲𝘄𝐞𝕓𝐧𝕠𝘃𝕖𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝚖

How do you manage to be so seriously, with a straight face, both cowardly and pathetic?" Li Mingmo grabbed the wine back.

"Mind your own business? Give me the wine." Ji Hanyu took the wine back again.

"Tap tap tap tap..."

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and Ji Hanyu quickly lay on the sofa, pretending to be asleep and drunk.

"Li Mingmo, later, do I need to teach you what to say?"

"Ji Hanyu, you’d better not speak, or I might crack up."

"..."

Li Mingmo took off his jacket and threw it over Ji Hanyu, then went to open the door.

Ji Hanyu looked disdainfully at the jacket, then picked it up to cover himself.

The door opened, and in came a waiter delivering fruit for them.

Acting in vain, Ji Hanyu was so angry he nearly jumped up.

Less than two minutes later, the door was knocked on again, and Ji Hanyu promptly collapsed back on the sofa feigning drunkenness.

Li Mingmo opened the door, saw it was the same waiter, and felt exhausted, "Why is it you again?"

The waiter said, "I saw your friend was drunk. We have some excellent hangover cures here. Would he need it?"

Li Mingmo: "..."

Ji Hanyu: "..."

"Go go go, we don’t need it."

In less than a minute, there was another knock. When the door opened, it was the same waiter. Before Ji Hanyu got angry, Li Mingmo was already furious.

"If you’re here to sell hangover cures again, I swear I’ll beat you up."

Waiter: "..."

"No, no, of course not." The waiter was startled by Li Mingmo and hurried to explain, "A distinguished guest sent you a gift."

"A gift? What gift?"

"Ladies, please come in and take good care of them."

The waiter clapped his hands, and suddenly, a group of beautifully dressed ladies appeared at the door.

Pure, fiery, sweet, sexy, everything you could ask for.

And as luck would have it, Xi Wei and Bai Haoxue also appeared at the doorway just then.

Li Mingmo: "..."

Oh crap, looks like I’m done for!