Rebirth Sweet Wife, Super Cute-Chapter 302: If Bai Haoxue Doesn’t Pick Me Up, I’m Not Going Home

Ji Hanyu wore a cold expression, slowing down the car and even stopping for a few minutes, but Bai Haoxue still hadn’t caught up.

Moreover, the car was heading in the opposite direction from him, getting further and further away, and soon Bai Haoxue’s car was out of sight.

Ji Hanyu, completely exasperated: "..."

"Hahahahahaha..."

Next to him, Li Mingmo was clutching his stomach, almost doubled over with laughter.

Ji Hanyu, unable to contain his annoyance, punched him in the stomach. "Keep laughing, and I’ll throw you to the doghouse as dog food."

Li Mingmo: "..."

Watching Ji Hanyu’s fury as he almost erupted like a volcano, Li Mingmo couldn’t hold back his laughter, taking quite a while to recover.

Li Mingmo sighed, "Wow, man, laughing is such hard work, it’s exhausting."

Ji Hanyu: "...Li Mingmo, are you damn well asking for it?"

"Ji Hanyu, it’s really your fault, you know. I didn’t speak when you told me not to, but you can’t stop me from laughing."

Seeing it was enough, Li Mingmo reined it in and returned to the endless road of scheming and plotting.

"I have to say, you and Bai Haoxue really know how to play. But honestly, with your EQ, how could you possibly be a match for Bai Haoxue? She must have figured out your little schemes, deliberately going back to thwart your plans.

Actually, this is your fault. Who told you to spoil Bai Haoxue so much? Your doting gives Bai Haoxue the courage, she knows you won’t do anything out of line, she’s completely at ease and trusts you."

In this situation, if it were another man, the wife at home would be beside herself with worry, anger, and maybe even driven to the point of divorce.

But the moment it’s Ji Hanyu, everything changes.

Because Ji Hanyu is utterly whipped by Bai Haoxue!

Feeling bummed that Bai Haoxue wasn’t jealous for him, Ji Hanyu grudgingly restarted the car, flooring the gas pedal.

"I just don’t believe it..."

"Hey, what are you doing? Could you give a warning before you speed up?" The sudden acceleration caught Li Mingmo off guard, he was almost thrown out.

Ji Hanyu made up his mind, firmly declaring, "If Bai Haoxue doesn’t come out to take me home today, I’m not going back."

Li Mingmo: "..."

Oh my god, is he a kindergarten kid? So immature!

However, even more childish was Ji Hanyu’s demand for Li Mingmo to call Bai Haoxue and state his stance.

Under Ji Hanyu’s fierce glare, Li Mingmo reluctantly called Bai Haoxue.

The call was quickly answered, "Hello..."

Under Ji Hanyu’s threatening gaze, Li Mingmo had no choice but to say, "...uh...so Bai Haoxue, your Ji Hanyu insists on going to party at a nightclub all night with girls, he specifically forbade me to tell you, but I figured I should let you know."

Bai Haoxue: "..."

He strictly forbids telling her, but clearly wanted her to know.

Bai Haoxue: "Is that so? Then please tell him to have fun, make sure he enjoys himself thoroughly. If he doesn’t, he better not come back."

Ji Hanyu: "..." 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

Li Mingmo: "..."

Game over, Ji Hanyu was almost driven mad.

In this regard, Ji Hanyu is like a kindergarten-level child with a cognitive disability, no match for Bai Haoxue who’s at a postdoctoral level.

Ji Hanyu snatched the phone, "Bai Haoxue, you damn woman, I’m telling you, I not only won’t come back, even if you personally beg me, I won’t return."

Bai Haoxue: "..."

After speaking, Ji Hanyu threw the phone away, revved the engine, speeding up again.

Li Mingmo watched his phone get further and further away, roaring, "Ji Hanyu, you damn bastard, that’s my phone, MY PHONE aaaaaahhhhh..."

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