Rebirth Sweet Wife, Super Cute-Chapter 233: If You Keep This Up, I’ll Commit a Crime!

Bai Haoxue was enthusiastically preparing the hot pot base in the kitchen, and Ji Hanyu was asked by her to wash the vegetables, with little Beiting helping out.

Maybe the father and son aren’t destined to get along, as they managed to bicker even while washing vegetables, but Bai Haoxue was used to it and decided not to interfere.

If she did, she’d face a bunch of awkward questions.

She opted out...

Little Beiting was vigorously scrubbing a big radish, "Haha, Dad, the veggies you washed aren’t as clean as mine!"

Ji Hanyu glanced at him, "The radish you washed was already white, got it?"

Little Beiting retorted, "Nonsense, the radish was black before I washed it."

Ji Hanyu: "..."

Ha, who’s the one talking nonsense with a straight face?

"Hey, Ji Hanyu, what’s with you now? Planning to put down the sword and become a monk, turning to a life of cooking?"

Li Mingmo saw Ji Hanyu in the kitchen and was utterly astonished.

Ji Hanyu snorted coldly, "You act like it’s a rare sight, shows how little you’ve seen; every word you say reveals your ignorance."

Li Mingmo: "..."

Picking up a tomato that Ji Hanyu had just washed, Li Mingmo took a bite and began to dig up past grievances.

"Haha, back in the day when I cooked, who was the rascal that only knew how to eat and then had the audacity to claim that only incompetent men learn to cook?"

Ji Hanyu, "Didn’t you say it yourself, that was back then? You wet the bed when you were a kid, do you still do it now?"

Li Mingmo: "..."

"Hahaha, indeed, what goes around comes around, and no one gets away! Watching Li Mingmo being rendered speechless by Ji Hanyu felt like I just drank a bottle of Sprite," Xi Wei commented gleefully.

Feeling elated and refreshed!

One word, satisfying!

Two words, immensely satisfying!

Li Mingmo reached out and knocked on Xi Wei’s forehead with his hand, "Xi Wei, which side are you on?"

Xi Wei snorted, then stomped on Li Mingmo’s foot, "Not on your side, for sure."

Li Mingmo: "..."

"You guys seem leisureless, right? Go tidy up the dining table for me. You’ll soon get to taste my secret recipe hot pot."

"Let me carry it!" said Ji Hanyu, eyeing the large pot Bai Haoxue was carrying with concern.

"Shorty, keep your distance."

Li Mingmo scooped up little Beiting, "Why not be my son, kiddo? I don’t mind your short legs."

Little Beiting pursed his lips, "I mind your slow wit."

Li Mingmo: "..." 𝙛𝒓𝒆𝙚𝒘𝒆𝓫𝙣𝓸𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝒄𝒐𝓶

Indeed, they’re not one family if they don’t have one door; Ji Hanyu’s family is full of sharp tongues.

*Pfft...* Xi Wei gave little Beiting a thumbs up, "Well done, cutie."

Bai Haoxue was preparing a partitioned hot pot; Ji Hanyu didn’t like spicy food, and he had a stomach condition. Little Beiting liked spicy food but was still too young to eat too much spice.

So, a partitioned hot pot was the perfect choice to cater to everyone’s tastes.

"Haoxue, I hate you!" Xi Wei looked at the hot pot, touched her belly, and gulped.

"Hahahaha..." Little Beiting laughed, "Miss, right now Yiyi is probably cursing you as a demon."

Bai Haoxue: "..."

Xi Wei: "..."

"You can eat first and then diet," Bai Haoxue suggested, "You need strength to lose weight!"

"..." Xi Wei was trying her best to restrain herself, "Haoxue, don’t do this, you’re going to drive me to crime."

Li Mingmo picked up a piece of beef, swished it in the hot pot, and exaggeratedly said, "Wow, Bai Haoxue, who would’ve thought you’re so skilled, this is delicious."

Xi Wei: "..."

I can stand it, I can manage, I can handle this!

"Ji Hanyu..." Li Mingmo called out nervously, looking at Ji Hanyu’s wrist all of a sudden...