Rebirth Sweet Wife, Super Cute-Chapter 186: When Mushroom Wants Orange Dead, Orange Must Die!
Little Beiting started counting with his little fingers and found that one hand wasn’t enough, so he used both hands.
"Third Uncle used the ’handsome man strategy’, ’self-harm strategy’, ’sow discord strategy’, ’catch and release strategy’, ’release the tiger back to the mountain strategy’, ’gold cicada shedding its shell strategy’, and so on... to finally manage to escape from the hospital."
Ji Yiyi: "..."
How come he didn’t know he used so many???
Turns out in the little one’s heart, he’s so intelligent!!!
"Wow, our little one is so amazing, knowing so much."
"Of course I’m amazing, I’m even better than my daddy!"
Ji Hanyu: "..."
Where’s your face?
Little Beiting continued counting, "Moreover, Third Uncle tried hard to flirt with the nurse ladies in the hospital, constantly winking and making pitiful faces at them... In total, there are so many things he did!"
Ji Yiyi: "..."
"Aiyo, brother, don’t look at me like that, the doctor said I can be discharged."
"Brother, don’t listen to Little Beiting’s nonsense, it was those nurses who were trying to lure me."
Looking at Ji Hanyu’s increasingly dark expression, Ji Yiyi kept lamenting.
"Brother, the hospital is really not a place to be, let alone the bad smell, just those little nurses, I couldn’t handle them. They loved coming to my ward every day to poke me with needles. If I didn’t come back, I’d die!"
Ji Hanyu snorted coldly, "You think, coming back would be any better? Since you don’t like the hospital, why not go to Xiao Bei’s place."
Ji Yiyi: "..."
Is it too late to regret now?
Ji Yiyi quickly changed the subject, "Brother, why is Bai Youran that woman here again? But she looks pathetic, got handled by Little Sister-in-law right? Didn’t see it coming, Little Sister-in-law is so jealous."
That Bai Youran, actually dared to covet his brother, it’s simply like a toad wanting to eat swan meat!
He had long wanted to deal with her, so last time he deliberately let Bai Youran in to give her a good lesson, but unexpectedly, before he could get to it, Bai Youran was tied up by Little Sister-in-law by the pool for one night.
But he miscalculated a bit, didn’t expect Bai Youran to be so sly, actually put a bottle of aphrodisiac in Little Sister-in-law’s diary.
Fortunately, Little Sister-in-law came back, and Bai Youran mistakenly fulfilled his brother, giving him a wonderful night.
Ji Hanyu raised an eyebrow at Ji Yiyi, "Isn’t being jealous good?"
Ji Yiyi: "...Hahaha, good, of course good."
Good my foot?
If his girlfriend was too jealous, two words, break up!
But looking at his brother, he seems to really enjoy it, immersed in the feeling.
His brother’s world, we mortals don’t understand!
At night, Bai Haoxue was telling Little Beiting a story, and after finishing one, the little guy was still very energetic.
Bai Haoxue curiously asked, "Baby, how did your dad tell stories before?"
"It was like this, big sister, let me give you an example."
Little Beiting immediately sat up straight, then mimicked Ji Hanyu’s tone and expression when telling stories, "One day, a mushroom was walking on the road and got bumped by an orange. The mushroom said, ’Don’t you have eyes while walking? Go die,’ and then the orange died!"
"Why?"
"Big sister, that’s a good question, I asked my daddy the same thing at that time."
"So what did your dad say?" Bai Haoxue became even more curious.
Little Beiting again mimicked Ji Hanyu’s expression and tone, coldly saying, "When a fungus wants an orange dead, the orange must die."
Bai Haoxue: "..."
So the stories Ji Hanyu tells are these kinds of cold jokes!
Ji Hanyu with that iceberg face, telling cold jokes seriously.
This scene, Bai Haoxue wanted to experience it herself.
When Ji Hanyu came out from the bathroom after washing up, Bai Haoxue waved him over, eyes sparkling.
Ji Hanyu walked over.
Bai Haoxue excitedly said, "Ji Hanyu, tonight both baby and I are having trouble sleeping, tell us a story, I heard your stories are magical, falling asleep as soon as you start."
Ji Hanyu: "..."
