Rebirth Sweet Wife, Super Cute-Chapter 147: Love Words More Twisted Than Eighteen Bends

The food street near the university town is bustling at night. When they first arrived, they were a bit early, but now the timing is just right.

All the vendors are shouting to promote their goods, and the street is filled with the aroma of various delicious foods.

Bai Haoxue immediately let herself go, rushing off to buy a big handful of small barbecues and coming back to eat heartily.

Every time Ji Hanyu seemed about to say something, Bai Haoxue would quickly kiss him, and then Ji Hanyu would stop talking, though his brow remained furrowed.

Seeing Ji Hanyu’s expression, Bai Haoxue found it amusing, though she said aloud, "So, someone actually dislikes my kisses!"

Ji Hanyu, "I didn’t say I dislike them!"

Bai Haoxue, chewing on grilled gluten, said, "Then why is your brow furrowed?"

"These things..."

"No saying it!" To prevent Ji Hanyu from saying something mood-killing, Bai Haoxue directly stuffed a piece of grilled tofu into his mouth.

Ji Hanyu: "..."

"Come on, try it. It’s really delicious!"

Looking at the girl’s expectant eyes, Ji Hanyu finally forced down that piece of grilled tofu.

"How is it? Tasty?"

"Just so-so..."

Bai Haoxue, holding onto Ji Hanyu’s arm, headed for the next stall, "Why are you making a face like you’re eating poison? I don’t eat this every day, just occasionally. Besides, if you really get particular, there aren’t many things in this world you can eat."

Ji Hanyu pinched her cheek, "A heap of twisted logic!"

Bai Haoxue, "Hmph, twisted logic is still logic!"

"Ji Hanyu, there’s a stall selling oden across the street. Go get me some."

When Ji Hanyu went to the opposite side to buy oden, Bai Haoxue quickly ran off to buy a bunch of random things on the other side.

If not, Old Man Ji would start nagging again.

When Ji Hanyu returned with the oden, Bai Haoxue’s hands were already full of things like savory pancakes, fried potatoes, grilled chicken legs, hot dogs, duck necks, grilled sausages, marinated goodies, and various skewers.

Ji Hanyu: "..."

"Bai Haoxue, you eat more than Little Short Legs could ever eat!" Ji Hanyu said, exasperated.

Bai Haoxue, "Ji Hanyu, how can you say that? Little Beiting is so small, how can you compare her to me? By saying that, you’re simultaneously insulting me and Little Beiting."

Ji Hanyu: "..."

"And, can you please stop calling Little Beiting ’Little Short Legs’? The little treasure is only four years old; how long can her legs be?" Bai Haoxue was truly impressed with Ji Hanyu, coming up with such a nickname for their son.

Ji Hanyu, "That’s my way of encouraging him to grow taller. When his legs grow long enough, he can ditch the nickname."

Bai Haoxue: "..."

In that case, the little treasure has quite a road ahead!

"I want beef balls. Hurry and feed me, I don’t have any more hands." Right now, Bai Haoxue wanted to eat everything, "Come on, I want to eat."

"..." Ji Hanyu picked up a beef ball, blew on it, and fed it to her, "One day, you might just plump up like a pig."

Bai Haoxue: "..."

"Hmph, even if I get as fat as a pig, I still want to eat." Bai Haoxue squinted at Ji Hanyu, "If I get fat, will you dislike me?"

Ji Hanyu, "Have you ever seen anyone dislike their pig for getting fat?"

He would love for her to plump up; every time he sees her slender body, he wonders just how much she has suffered over the years. 𝒻𝘳ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝒷𝘯ℴ𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝑐ℴ𝑚

Bai Haoxue, "Ji Hanyu, your version of sweet talk is so convoluted it takes multiple back-and-forths on winding roads just to make sense of it."

Ji Hanyu: "..."

Ps: Haha, convoluted sweet talk is still sweet talk after all. Slowly improving...