Rebirth: My Dear Little Wife Is So Scheming-Chapter 767: The Tool for Chasing Girls
Chapter 767: Chapter 767: The Tool for Chasing Girls
Although Bai Xiao’s eyes were closed, his many years of practice with the silver needle had given him a masterful control over locating acupoints and adjusting the depth of needle insertion.
Professor Niu watched Bai Xiao administer the needles and couldn’t help but revise his opinion.
This girl was really doing it beautifully.
Even if it was just for show, it was a show with experience.
So far, no one could find a single fault.
"Rabbit acupoints are different from human points, but some are very similar, such as the rabbit’s lumbar and sacral areas, and the limbs; they share fascinating similarities with humans. Right now, these points are similar to the human Shenshu, Weizhong, and Yaoyang Pass. During acupuncture, use the reducing method, okay, these are the three needles, gently twist them, make sure the needle insertion maintains the right degree of heat, varying the intensity, so as not to injure the patient’s internal organs, and especially avoiding the nervous system. We need to learn some basics, just like Western medicine, to ensure we do not harm the patient," Bai Xiao explained little by little the essentials of acupuncture.
"My goodness, that rabbit..."
"Its hind leg just moved!"
"Impossible, how can it be so quick?"
"It’s true, just look for yourself."
"You make acupuncture sound too miraculous, how can a limp be cured with just one needle?"
"But look for yourself!"
Bai Xiao removed the needle and took off the scarf covering her eyes.
"Classmate, place it on the podium, and let’s see what kind of miraculous effect it has."
The boy hesitantly released the rabbit. Watching all this, he had been too nervous, especially worried about Professor Niu’s thunderous anger if things went wrong, as he looked at the pretty girl standing before him.
The little rabbit lay motionless on the table! It was probably because the boy had been holding it too tightly, and it was a bit scared; indeed, one could say the rabbit was quite furious, thinking these humans were too mean, not only stitching and cutting on its body but also causing it to limp, and now sticking needles in it; humans were really too cruel.
It looked around and saw that no one was holding it anymore.
So, the excited little rabbit finally started hopping forward.
One hop, another hop.
All eyes were focused on the rabbit’s hind legs.
There was a stir of awe.
"My god, are my eyes deceiving me?"
"You’re not blind! It’s the rabbit’s legs that dazzled you!"
"Damn, isn’t this too exaggerated?"
"Did you do something to the rabbit’s leg just now?"
"I really never thought Traditional Chinese Medicine acupuncture could be so awesome."
"No wonder my mom asked me to study Traditional Chinese Medicine, it’s truly impressive!"
Unable to contain his curiosity, Professor Niu ran up to the podium to closely observe the rabbit.
Bai Xiao smiled and said to everyone, "Classmates, Traditional Chinese Medicine acupuncture is not just a profound course; it also has many benefits! For instance, it’s perfect for showing off and acting cool, definitely a weapon for wooing girlfriends. Just think, if a girl has acne, just two needles will make it disappear, plus you get to be close to the girl you like, isn’t that special?
Also, when a girl has her period every month! A lot of people suffer terribly from menstrual cramps, if you learn this, it’s a secret recipe for self-care. Out there, if you encounter someone trying to rob or assault you, a silver needle in hand to misalign his mouth, paralyze his limbs, can any other doctor do that?"
Both boys and girls were amazed; it could be used in those ways too.
Suddenly, their view of Traditional Chinese Medicine elevated to something high and mighty.
Many people started applauding.