Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!-Chapter 217: Whose Makeup Looks Better
Creak creak~
Its knees made creaking sounds, as if they could give out under the pressure at any moment, ready to collapse to the ground.
A flash of grievance passed through the zombie in the suit’s vacant eyes.
If I can’t eat humans, I won’t!
But don’t torture a zombie like this!
It’s like not letting a zombie live!
In front of me is a tempting box meal, beside me is a terrifying boss.
Stuck between a rock and a hard place!
Clap clap clap!
Wang Yiyun and Liu Jing were applying toner, slapping it onto the face of the zombie in the suit.
Fan Liping and his wife watched on in shock.
So fierce!
It’s the first time seeing someone slap a zombie without getting bitten back!
The zombie in the suit quietly inhaled a breath, and then quietly exhaled.
Hoping to quietly master the technique of inhaling humans and amaze all zombies.
As for getting slapped, it doesn’t matter.
It doesn’t hurt anyway.
Mainly it’s the scent coming off the food that’s driving the zombie crazy.
The zombie’s face was severely decayed, so Wang Yiyun and her mother-in-law could only apply base makeup heavily.
Trying to make it look a bit more presentable.
The zombie in the suit stood there vacantly, even though it didn’t need to breathe, practicing the art of breathing.
An hour passed.
The makeup was wrapping up.
"Purse your lips, like this."
Wang Yiyun applied dark brown lipstick to the left half of the zombie’s lips, then slowly pursed her thin lips to show the zombie in the suit.
The zombie in the suit moved its bead-like eyes vacantly, not only pursing its mouth but also moving its throat.
The fragrance of human flesh, I really want to bite!
"It’s my turn, it’s my turn!"
Liu Jing applied light pink lipstick to the right side of the zombie’s mouth.
She thought, given the severe decay on the zombie’s face, it’s better to add some charming colors to make it look better.
So, she gave the zombie a cute peach blossom makeup.
The zombie blinked its vacant eyes and pursed its lips again.
Ah, if only the finger of the food didn’t retract, that would be great!
Chewing on fingers, creak creak, must taste good.
"Finished!"
Wang Yiyun wiped the sweat from her face, tossing the used lipstick into the makeup bag.
Liu Jing and Wang Yiyun stood on either side of the zombie, looking expectantly at the crowd.
"So, whose makeup skills are better?" Wang Yiyun signaled Bai Anhai with intense eye contact.
Read the room.
Family is family.
Moreover, it’s not even blood-related.
She had to win this contest with her mother-in-law, after all, she was the professional.
Bai Anhai looked at the zombie in the suit, his mouth twitching uncontrollably.
Poor zombie!
It’s turned into a little cutie!
One side of the face is a peach blossom look, the other is exquisite zombie makeup.
The face powder is soaked with black blood, blotchy and clumpy.
Occasionally, a few of those black powder clumps would fall off.
Looks quite creepy.
Two completely different makeup styles blending on a decaying face, indescribably eerie.
Worse than with no makeup!
Neither is the best-looking, just uglier.
Can’t bear to look!
Picking the best-looking makeup from these two, Bai Anhai couldn’t decide.
"Honey~ who do you think did the best makeup?"
Wang Yiyun threw a coquettish look at Bai Anhai.
A fierce lady acting cute.
"I have to take a good look, they’re all pretty nice," Bai Anhai rubbed his temples, "I need to carefully appreciate before giving an accurate assessment."
This makeup, even macho men would shed tears!
Need to choose the best?
What a joke!
Bai Anhai thought, better let it wash its face clean!
"Xiao Fan!"
Wang Yiyun looked at Bai Yifan.
Bai Yifan was about to praise his mom when he saw the deadly glare from his grandma.
The words he was going to say swallowed back down.
"Ah, well, I think they’re all quite nice. Brother Zhang, what do you think?" Bai Yifan turned to Zhang Yiming.
Zhang Yiming’s gentle smile stiffened a bit, looking at the little brother who’s been transformed by makeup.
His mouth barely twitched.
"I think they’re all quite nice, each has their own charm," Zhang Yiming said against his conscience.
Each has its own ugliness, words can’t express.
But Zhang Yiming dared not say that.
In case he got caught and had makeup applied to himself, how would he live?
The speaker has no intent, the listener takes it to heart.
The zombie in the suit’s vacant eyes suddenly brightened up.
It actually heard the boss praising it for being pretty!
Excited~
It decided not to go out on rainy days anymore.
Thanks to the two foods in front, for giving him an exquisite makeup.
Its vacant eyes sneaked a peek at the makeup products on the ground.
Do they still want these makeup products?
"Xiao Niu, what do you think?" Wang Yiyun was clearly dissatisfied with Bai Yifan and Zhang Yiming’s evasive answers, "You can only choose one, who do you think did the best makeup?"
Bai Xiqin rubbed her eyes, unable to say anything.
They’re all quite ugly, even an eyesore.
Randomly grabbing a zombie and rubbing its face on the ground hard would look better than the zombie in front of her!
"I think Grandma did the eyes well, and Mom did the foundation smoothly," Bai Xiqin decided to lie through her teeth.
With Bai Xiqin’s answer, Wang Yiyun didn’t ask any further.
She also thought she did the foundation well.
As for why the eyes didn’t look as good as her mother-in-law’s, it was mainly because the zombie in the suit’s eye on this side was too severely decayed.
It’s not that her skills are lacking!
Blame it on the zombie for not having a pretty face!
Wang Yiyun’s eyes scanned the crowd, trying to get everyone’s answer.
"Xiao Niu is right, I feel the same way," Leng Yebai’s mouth twitched subtly, following along disingenuously.
"Ahem, indeed, you see the left eyeball is about to fall out!" Bai Anhai alternated between criticism and praise, "But the foundation is smooth, no clumpy pieces falling." 𝐟𝚛𝕖𝚎𝕨𝗲𝐛𝚗𝐨𝐯𝐞𝕝.𝐜𝗼𝗺
"They’re right," Bai Zhengxuan nodded, smoothing over, "The lipstick is really applied well!"
Like eating a dead rat that’s been dead for half a year!
Fan Liping and his wife: ...
The Bai Family is really entertaining.
Their ability to talk nonsense
with open eyes is matched by none.
"Meiling, what do you think?" Wang Yiyun turned her eyes to Hu Meiling.
"Quite good, you all are impressive, not cakey at all!" Hu Meiling calmly gave Wang Yiyun and Liu Jing a thumbs up.
Fan Liping: ...
Is his wife nearsighted?
A bunch of clumpy pieces fell to the ground, and not cakey?
It’s all clumpy!
After asking around, everyone maintained a neutral stance.
No choice, as neither of the two fairy ladies could be offended.
"Alright, let’s call it a tie this time. Next time we face an ugly zombie, we’ll have a rematch!"
Wang Yiyun extended her hand.
Clap!
Liu Jing also extended her hand, and they clapped once.
It’s settled!
Both of them felt they did well, evenly matched.
Everyone else: ...
"Ugh ugh."
The zombie in the suit made a gurgling sound at Wang Yiyun.
Its rotting finger pointed at the makeup bag on the ground.
Does anyone want this?
"You can take it if you want!"
Wang Yiyun generously waved her hand.
The zombie in the suit’s eyes curved slightly, bringing a hint of a smile, bending its stiff body with difficulty, it hugged the makeup bag on the ground.
It’s not hugging the makeup bag.
It’s the boss’s affection!
