Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 655 - 254 Planting Onions_1

The four: "..."

In the end, despite Rabbit’s coercion, the four of them transformed into four women, but...

"This is how you transformed?" Qin Shou, utterly bewildered, looked at the four old ladies before him.

Becoming old ladies was one thing, but the one transformed by Mountain Spider had a face full of wrinkles, with eyes hidden beneath the folds...

The old lady that Golden Toad transformed into looked like a burly Russian matron, with arms thicker than a normal person’s waist!

The old lady that Guiche became was somewhat normal, with a kind and gentle appearance, except for a protruding mouth that resembled a bird.

What left Qin Shou feeling helpless was Feidan, who became an old lady barely over four feet tall, hunchbacked, and barefoot. Not only that, but this one even painted her nails and lips red, constantly throwing coquettish glances at Qin Shou!

Qin Shou pointed at them and said, "I said lolis!"

In unison, the four replied, "Isn’t a seventy-year-old human considered a loli in our eyes?"

Qin Shou: "..."

Just then, a bald Daoist riding a very flamboyant seven-colored auspicious cloud flew over from a distance. He spotted the Wuliang Patriarch from afar but before he could speak, his eyes fell on the group of old ladies including Mountain Spider!

"Isn’t that the Wuliang Patriarch? Oh my? Where did you dig up these four old Dacongs? Ha ha... Oh, your taste, ha ha..." The bald Daoist started off solemnly, but by the end, he couldn’t hold back and burst into laughter.

Blacky’s face was awash with embarrassment; glancing back at those four oddly shaped so-called women, he also felt helpless.

Before the bald Daoist could say anything else, a chill flashed through Mountain Spider’s eyes as she pointed her index finger at him!

The next moment, the auspicious cloud beneath the bald Daoist lost control, whooshing straight into the sky and piercing through the clouds!

A moment later, with a "poof," the auspicious cloud vanished, and the poor fellow plummeted from the sky... Despite deploying countless techniques, he ultimately made a crater in the ground.

Golden Toad took out a Dacong and hurled it downwards!

The Dacong, with its white end facing down and green leaves up like an arrow, shot forth. The next moment, a piteous scream echoed, "My butt!"

Then, in the crater created by the bald Daoist, a Dacong stood erect, swaying in the wind...

It was then Mountain Spider snorted, "Old Dacong? I’d like to see who can pull it out for you!"

Confused, Qin Shou said, "Isn’t it just a Dacong? Why can’t it be pulled out?"

With an air of superiority, Mountain Spider said, "That Dacong is wrapped in my spider web, which is transparent and invisible, but extremely sticky. If you’re not a Golden Immortal, forget about breaking it."

Astonished, Qin Shou then looked at the bald Daoist with sympathy.

If the bald Daoist had come to bicker with Blacky, it meant he was on par with Blacky.

Qin Shou highly doubted whether he even knew a Golden Immortal. If he didn’t, it seemed that Dacong might stay with him for life...

However, this was merely the beginning. As they proceeded, people seemed to fall from the sky one after another, each ending up with a Dacong wedged in their butt...

Suddenly, the journey was adorned with a verdant stretch, and the scent of scallions filled the air for miles.

Watching all that, Qin Shou was quite happy.

But Blacky’s face resembled that of someone who had just lost their parents, complaining to Qin Shou as they walked, "I can’t plant any more... this is going to make me offend everyone! Once I ascend, won’t they just flatten Wuliang Mountain and plant it all with Dacong?"

Qin Shou imagined the scene and instantly burst out laughing, comforting Blacky, "But wouldn’t that be pretty good? When the wind blows, waves of onions will surge, and the fragrance of onions will waft for thousands of miles. How beautiful is that?"

Blacky: "..."

Just as Blacky wanted to say something, Qin Shou suddenly stood up, pointed at a Daoist in the distance, and shouted, "Hey you! Hey you! Stop right there!"

Blacky was startled by Qin Shou’s shout and hurriedly followed the direction Qin Shou was pointing, only to see a man dressed in a yellow Daoist robe standing atop a yellow cloud, moving slowly. There was nothing special about the man, except for something black and white and chubby hanging around his neck...

The man, upon hearing someone calling him, stopped and turned around to look. Seeing it was a rabbit, his brows immediately furrowed as he said, "Rabbit, what are you doing here too?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and replied, "I should be asking you the same thing. How come you’re here? Gungun, come here, give me a hug!"

With a wave from Qin Shou, Gungun, who hung around Huanglong Daoist’s neck, immediately ran over like a baby spotting its mother, giving Qin Shou a big bear hug, and instantly toppling him to the ground... It was only then that Qin Shou remembered, Gungun could hang around Huanglong Daoist’s neck because Huanglong Daoist was over one meter eighty tall! And him?

After some struggle, Qin Shou managed to stand up again, arm in arm with Gungun on the cloud. The two plump figures, black and white, made a rather comical sight.

It was then that Huanglong Daoist said, "I received an invitation to the huge assembly and came to check it out. You’re from the Heavenly Court; you dare to attend this assembly too? Aren’t you afraid? Eh? I see, I was overthinking it."

Huanglong Daoist then saw Guiche and the others behind Qin Shou; his gaze grew slightly serious before he chuckled breezily and naturally.

Qin Shou, unfazed, said, "Isn’t that what you’re here for? If anyone dares bully me, you take them out."

Huanglong Daoist curled his lip and replied, "I’m already being nice not joining them to beat you up. Since we’ve met, shall we go together?"

Obviously, despite what Huanglong Daoist said, he wouldn’t really leave Qin Shou alone, otherwise, he wouldn’t have walked with him.

Qin Shou laughed heartily, "I knew it, you wouldn’t ignore me. No matter what, we are old acquaintances after all."

The Mountain Spider snorted with disdain, "Lord Rabbit, we don’t need another Golden Immortal, do we?"

Qin Shou immediately glared at him and retorted, "Nonsense! He’s a friend of mine, you understand? A friend!"

Mountain Spider...

Huanglong Daoist appeared somewhat surprised as he looked again at the rabbit. Whether it was because Qin Shou didn’t mind his lack of strength or the fact that he called him a friend, Huanglong Daoist just shook his head slightly and continued on.

Huanglong Daoist seemed reluctant to mingle with Mountain Spider and the others, always maintaining a distance where he could see them but didn’t speak.

As for this, Qin Shou didn’t care at all. Everyone has their own thoughts, and Qin Shou wasn’t the type to pry or change other people’s habits.

Of course, Qin Shou didn’t see Huanglong Daoist as a safety token. In his opinion, Huanglong Daoist was probably also at the level of a Golden Immortal. Having him or not didn’t make much of a difference.

However, after experiencing certain events, he found himself increasingly cherishing those familiar figures he’d come across.

And yet...

After they had walked a while, when Huanglong Daoist had gone a bit further ahead, Feidan suddenly leaned in close to Qin Shou and whispered, "Lord Rabbit, who’s that guy?"