Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 643: The 242nd ticket Eat_1
Qin Shou was astonished once again.
Over there, Guiche and the others were already staring at Qin Shou with boundless anger. By the look in their eyes, if it weren’t for Jimeng being present, they would have charged at him and fought to the death by now.
Qin Shou wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Big bro, can’t you just chat using normal logic? It would be a pity to kill these guys. How about you give them to me?"
Upon hearing this, Feidan’s eyes instantly lit up, and he exclaimed excitedly, "Rabbit, the moment I laid eyes on you, I knew we had a connection! You really do have a warm heart beneath that cold exterior! Don’t worry, from now on I’ll keep your bed warm for you!"
As soon as Qin Shou heard this, he pointed specifically at Feidan and said, "Before you hand this rat over to me, please clean up his lower half. I really don’t want to wake up in the middle of the night with a rat crawling into my bed."
Hearing this, Feidan was so scared that he felt a chill in his crotch and hurriedly shouted, "I, I, I! I was wrong, I truly was wrong. As long as I’m not dead, you can rest assured, I absolutely won’t crawl into your bed!"
Qin Shou asked, "Really?"
Feidan nodded desperately.
Qin Shou said, "Then let’s keep him."
Jimeng, hearing this, was also quite frustrated. This rabbit said he was discussing with him, but from his tone and expression, it was clearly just a notification!
For the first time, Jimeng regretted coming too quickly. If he had been slower, perhaps the Kunpeng Patriarch would have arrived first, then the humiliation and dealing with the rabbit would have been Kunpeng Patriarch’s problem.
So Jimeng, struck by a sudden idea, said, "I can’t make this decision by myself. Nowadays in the Heavenly Court of the Demon Clan, what the State Preceptor says goes."
Before he could finish speaking, Kunpeng Patriarch’s voice came through, "This matter is to be fully entrusted to the Demon Commander; I have no objections. I’m currently in seclusion and won’t be seeing anyone!"
After speaking, Kunpeng Patriarch’s voice disappeared, not giving Jimeng any chance to shirk the responsibility.
Upon hearing this, Jimeng was left speechless... Looking at the dopey rabbit in front of him, he felt anger rising from his heart. Since Kunpeng Patriarch wasn’t going to mind the matter, why should he give a damn!
So Jimeng, with a wide grin, said, "Fine, they’re yours!"
"I knew you were a good person. I’m not taking your stuff for nothing. You’re giving me something, so I’ll also give you a piece of clothing in exchange. To prevent you from running around bare-bummed all day..." After saying that, Qin Shou pulled out a piece of clothing and threw it to Jimeng.
Jimeng hadn’t expected the rabbit to be so forthcoming. Indeed, what he currently lacked most was a piece of clothing. Although he could change his appearance with magic, he had been too busy earlier and had forgotten about it. Now that he had new clothes in hand, there was no need for him to change his appearance anymore. So, he waved his hand and the clothing he held was instantly worn on his body!
Almost at the same moment, he saw the rabbit take off running, shouting as he ran, "What are you four waiting for? Are you not coming?"
Mountain Spider, Golden Toad, Guiche, and Feidan, upon hearing this, immediately snapped out of it. Knowing that the rabbit had come to save them, their hearts filled with mixed feelings. However, they all understood one thing: if they didn’t leave now, they might not be able to leave at all! After all, Jimeng’s words weren’t reliable; he was famously fickle.
So, the four of them climbed up from under the Demon Slaying Blade and, without a second thought, followed Qin Shou and ran away.
Jimeng, watching this scene, suddenly felt like he had been tricked. Glancing around, he saw that everyone was giving him looks filled with strange amusement.
Looking down at himself, his face instantly darkened. He was wearing a white dress with blue flowers on it! Clearly, this dress wasn’t made for him, but the fabric was very stretchy, clinging to his muscular frame, emphasizing every muscle contour, even clearly outlining his eight-pack abs!
To call it a long dress was in reference to ordinary girls who were slender and petite, looking just right in it. But with Jimeng’s bulky physique and a height over two meters, the so-called long dress on him was essentially a standard miniskirt!
The copper-colored thighs covered with finger-length sweat hairs—such a beautiful sight instantly ignited an endless rage in Jimeng’s belly!
In that instant, he could no longer contain himself and roared at the top of his lungs, "Damn rabbit! You’ll wait for me, TM!"
Having said that, Jimeng turned around and disappeared on the spot, heading straight back to the Jimeng Temple.
On the way back, Qin Shou and Fang Ya walked in front, with Lord Feidan, Guiche, Golden Toad, and Mountain Spider following behind. The distance between the two groups was neither too far nor too near, just enough to see each other’s figures but not hear each other’s conversations.
Fang Ya asked Qin Shou, "Did you do that on purpose? Giving Jimeng all those dresses."
Qin Shou gave a wry smile and said, "To be honest, I really did grab the wrong ones this time."
Fang Ya pursed her lips and laughed, "Well, the mistake has been made. Honestly, I think he looks pretty good in a dress."
Qin Shou was at a loss for words... He hadn’t expected his sister to have such a taste.
Lord Feidan, Guiche, Golden Toad, and Mountain Spider walked behind, also quietly discussing among themselves.
"We’re really going to follow the Rabbit?" Mountain Spider asked.
Golden Toad replied, "What else can we do? Jimeng is petty and fickle, the State Preceptor is bloodthirsty and obsessed with face. Because of us four, they’ve lost whatever they could lose, and they probably wouldn’t dare take it out on the Rabbit. But the anger has to go somewhere, right?"
Guiche nodded and said, "Without a doubt, we four are the perfect targets to vent that anger."
Lord Feidan said, "Ah, in all of Heaven and earth, the only one willing to cover for us, or at least who might hope to cover for us, is this Rabbit’s sister. Might as well follow them and see..."
Mountain Spider and the others nodded in agreement, but they still felt uncertain about the reliability of the Rabbit; following him might not be the best plan.
As they talked, they unconsciously quickened their pace, and then Qin Shou and Fang Ya’s conversation, carried intermittently by the wind, reached them.
The four instinctively cocked an ear to listen.
Up ahead, Fang Ya said to the Rabbit, "Don’t you want to stew it and eat it?"
Qin Shou said, "Let’s try a different method, umm... How about I cook it for you?"
Fang Ya laughed, "You can cook? I thought you just snatched your meals."
Qin Shou blushed and said, "I’m a disciple of the Kitchen God; I can handle those guys easily. Just look at them, all plump and chubby, full of meat. Years of cultivation have surely made them rich in good flesh. Simply stewing them would be such a waste..."
The four, upon hearing this, collectively turned to glance at Golden Toad.
Golden Toad touched his round belly and said, "What are you looking at? He’s not talking about me."
"Are you sure they’d eat that? Those things rarely make it to the dining table as dishes," Fang Ya asked.
"Absolutely! Honestly, I’ve only heard their names, but I’ve never tasted them before. Now that I’ve encountered them, I have to try the flavor," Qin Shou said.
Upon hearing this, the four shivered all over.
Mountain Spider whispered, "Damn it! This Rabbit definitely has no good intentions. He’s planning to take us back and butcher us for our meat!"
Guiche swallowed hard and looked toward Lord Feidan, "Lord Feidan, what do you think about this?"







