Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 396 - 9 Kidnapped [Second Update]_1

Qin Shou had no idea that he had willingly believed Queen Baili took a fancy to him, and to avoid an imagined amorous affliction and ensure his everlasting loyalty to Chang’e, he ran off gleefully, only to miss a flying token. If he had known, he probably would have been heartbroken...

Following Queen Baili’s instructions, Qin Shou dashed eastward at full speed!

No sooner had he left Women Country and reached Jindou Mountain than he heard the sound of cannon fire below, followed by an assault of demon soldiers who surrounded Qin Shou from all sides.

Qin Shou was perplexed, thinking to himself, don’t these demon soldiers recognize the Heavenly Court emblem on his carriage? Were they courting death or planning a rebellion?

Qin Shou poked his head out and saw a black-and-blue-faced demon general standing on a dark cloud, who shouted, "What brazen creature is this, daring to fly over Jindou Mountain?! Truly courting death, come out and meet your end swiftly!"

Qin Shou flung aside the curtain and jumped out. As he carefully sensed his surroundings, shock took over; he couldn’t detect any cultivation base from this individual before him!

Qin Shou had only felt such a sensation from an Immortal. While he could often discern some insight into Human Immortals, those whose cultivation base he couldn’t feel at all were at least Earthly Immortals!

Qin Shou never imagined that he would encounter an Earthly Immortal just by stepping outside his door!

Qin Shou asked, "Great King, how do I address you?"

The black-and-blue-faced demon general snorted and said, "I am General Wuyun of Jindou Mountain! I thought it was something formidable to be so arrogant, but it’s just a rabbit. Men, tie it up! We’ll stew it for a feast tonight!"

A horde of demon soldiers prepared to swarm him!

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and pulled out a token, shouting, "Hold it right there! Do you recognize this token? I am the Heavenly Daynight Wandering God! How dare you lay a finger on me? Planning a rebellion, are you? Believe it or not, by tomorrow, heavenly soldiers and generals will have you annihilated?!"

Qin Shou remembered that as long as he showed the token, no matter what ghost or goblin, they all had to show him some respect.

However, upon seeing the token, General Wuyun looked at Qin Shou and sneered, "The token is indeed real."

Just as Qin Shou was about to say something, he heard General Wuyun chuckle, followed by laughter from the surrounding demons...

They all looked at Qin Shou as if he were a fool.

General Wuyun waved his hand and declared, "The Heavenly Court has been crushed, no one can even enter the heavenly gate anymore, and you still flaunt the authority of Heavenly Court? The Daynight Wandering God used to make trouble for us demons, and today, I’ll settle the score with you! Men, tie up this rabbit; I’m going to skin and deep-fry it!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou cursed inwardly, "Damn Daynight Wandering God, the mess you’ve caused, am I supposed to clean it up for you?"

At the same time, Qin Shou quickly thought of a plan and shouted, "Hold on, my good fellows! Don’t attack; I’m one of you!"

"One of us?" General Wuyun eyed Qin Shou with suspicion.

Qin Shou hurriedly said, "Truly, I’m one of you! Before this, I encountered that Daynight Wandering God scum. That tortoise, son of a gun, caused no end of trouble for our people in the past. Hide behind others’ power, he did, and swindled and cheated all over the place. Such heinous acts, how could I let him go? So, I killed him and obtained this token from him."

General Wuyun looked incredulous and said, "Just you? A mere Qi-phase rabbit?"

Qin Shou quickly replied, "I’m not sure what was going on, but something was off with him, flickering in and out of existence like he was about to vanish any moment."

Upon hearing this, General Wuyun’s grip on his spear loosened slightly, and he then asked, "What did the Daynight Wandering God look like?"

Qin Shou immediately answered, "The Day Wandering God is a guy in white clothes with a horse-like face, skinny like a stick! The Night Wandering God? A bunch of little Bat Spirits!"

General Wuyun nodded slightly and said, "Hearing you put it that way, it does seem to make sense..."

Qin Shou nodded repeatedly and said, "That’s exactly the case, so, General, if there’s nothing else, may I leave now?"

General Wuyun nodded slightly, and just as Qin Shou was about to leave, he heard General Wuyun say, "Tie him up. Since he’s not a Heavenly God, let’s stew and eat him."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou instantly got angry. Is he fated to be eaten no matter what? Screw courtesy then!

Thus, Qin Shou jumped onto the carriage and shouted loudly, "Damn your ancestors’ legs, I’ve played my grandson role, and I’ve talked nicely, and you still want to stew me? Do you really think I’m made of mud or what? Looking for a fight, huh? I dare you to a one-on-one! That, the one with the roving eyeball, yeah, you—a one-on-one, come at me!"

A little monster who had been enjoying the commotion suddenly got called out and was a bit dumbfounded. Pointing at itself, it asked, "Me?!"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Right, you!"

General Wuyun saw this and immediately found it amusing. He said, "Heh, this rabbit is quite interesting. Since there’s nothing to do, let’s enjoy the show. One-eye, go and spar with him."

The one-eyed little demon took a deep breath, grabbed a huge cleaver, and approached while swinging it and cackling, "Rabbit, you’ve picked the wrong opponent this time! Watch as I chop you into mince, perfect for dumplings!"

The one-eyed little demon was enormous, as big as a house, and his knife was blunt—with a blade as thick as a person’s leg! While it was effective in chopping larger objects, against someone like Qin Shou, it was basically no different from a club.

The one-eyed little demon took a step forward and swung the big knife down at Qin Shou!

Qin Shou’s eyes lit up. He stowed away the Pegasus Dragon Carriage, soared into the air, raised his hands, and with a clang, caught the blow of the big knife! Then he burst out laughing, "Is that all the strength you have?"

Seeing himself mocked by a tiny fly, the one-eyed little demon felt humiliated. His face flushed red, he swung the cleaver in fury, turned around, and swept it across!

Qin Shou let out a breath and shouted as he punched out, ready to match strength with the one-eyed little demon once again!

The many demons were also watching with vested interest...

Even General Wuyun sat on a floating cloud and chuckled, "Quite entertaining."

Bang!

The one-eyed little demon swung his knife, and with that dull thud, the rabbit was sent flying like a golf ball!

"Excellent!"

The mob of demons cheered, shouting their approval loudly!

The one-eyed little demon was also laughing heartily, full of vim and vigor, and bellowed to vent his excitement.

But after the little demons shouted for a while, they realized something was amiss. The rabbit had flown straight through the gap made by the one-eyed little demon and then rapidly disappeared towards the horizon!

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment.

The one-eyed little demon immediately fell to his knees, crying: "General, I didn’t let him escape on purpose... Please spare my life."

However, to everyone’s surprise, General Wuyun, known for his bad temper, wasn’t angry at all. Instead, he chuckled and said, "No worries, it would have been troublesome if he’d stayed. Good that he’s gone... From now on, keep a sharp eye out for this rabbit, and don’t let him anywhere near our mountain anymore!"