Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 389 - 2 Extortion_1

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Chapter 389: Chapter 2 Extortion_1

"How tragic was it?" Qin Shou asked with concern.

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal replied pitifully, "Well, it’s difficult to talk while standing."

Qin Shou nodded with complete understanding, and Ruyi Heavenly Immortal’s heart leaped with joy...

The scene shifted, and Ruyi Heavenly Immortal knelt on the ground, crying, "They say that my big brother was called to rescue someone, but who knew that later a crabby monkey came along and knocked down the Southern Gate with his stick. Then the heavenly soldiers and generals all charged out, and both sides began to battle fiercely.

Even the Overlord took action, but it seemed like someone was really unhappy with him. Two Overlord level masters surrounded him and just started to beat him up before heading above the nine heavens. No one knows what happened after that.

Anyway, that monkey was especially vicious, leading a group of crazed demons straight into the Heavenly Court and tearing down Lingxiao Hall.

But I heard from Niu that despite the chaos at the time, he still noticed some strange details."

"What details?" Qin Shou asked.

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal rubbed his knees, "Can I switch positions?"

The scene shifted again, and Ruyi Heavenly Immortal in front of a three-meter-long knife in the Rabbit’s hand, cried as he looked at two things on the ground, a jackfruit shell and a durian shell, finally kneeling on the jackfruit shell, miserably saying, "My big brother discovered that many Immortals were going easy. Ones who could clearly overpower us didn’t use their full strength, and some even secretly helped us fight the other side. As soon as we charged, they scattered and fled... which means, that attack on the Heavenly Court was really just a joke.

However..."

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal wanted to say more, but glancing at the durian shell beside him, he ultimately gave up and continued, "But I heard that later a great demon lord appeared, and even the Overlord couldn’t stop him. It had a huge mouth that would eat anything it caught, leaving not a single tile in its path.

Seeing things going south, everyone quickly fled. As for what happened after that, we don’t really know..." 𝐟𝚛𝕖𝚎𝕨𝗲𝐛𝚗𝐨𝐯𝐞𝕝.𝐜𝗼𝗺

Qin Shou was speechless, cursing in his heart, "Damn it, it turned out to be a gluttonous great demon lord! This son of a gun, how could he imitate me!"

Achoo!

Qin Shou wiped his nose again, "Jesus, that damn dog is cursing me again!"

Then Qin Shou continued to ask, "What happened next?"

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal said, "But it seems that monkey really got fired up, he fought his way into the Doushuai Palace, and someone saw the shadow of a Dao Ancestor descending. He’s probably more unlucky than lucky."

Qin Shou frowned, but he wasn’t worried about the Monkey. If what was said in ’Journey to the West’ was right, that Monkey also carries his own karma, and it’s unlikely that the Old Master would trick him. So, Qin Shou continued to ask, "And then?"

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal said, "I’m not too clear about what happened after that, but I heard from big brother that two months after they retreated, Tathagata Buddha entered the Heavenly Court, and then a huge mountain was pressed down. It seems that the Monkey didn’t die and was suppressed."

Qin Shou immediately breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that although the cause of the story had changed, the ending was not much different.

Counting the time, Sun Wukong had been suppressed for over three hundred years already, and in just over a hundred more years, it would be over.

However, Qin Shou didn’t care about any Buddhist or Daoist agreements; Sun Wukong was his friend, for whom he would go through fire and water, a brother who would storm the Heavenly Court for him.

He didn’t mind if he didn’t come back, but now that he had, he must get him out! He didn’t believe that even Tathagata Buddha’s charms could withstand his own sharp wit!

Thinking of this, Qin Shou’s face flushed with embarrassment, muttering to himself, "Ah, the protagonists in those books all have three-foot long swords, several feet of blade, extremely sharp, wandering the world. Here I am, only relying on my mouth... Ah..."

As he spoke, Qin Shou once again focused on his power. After the last battle at the Southern Gate, Qin Shou felt ever more that he should cultivate properly. Without strength, always counting on friends to come to the rescue at critical moments would be fine if the friends were strong enough, but if not, wouldn’t it hurt them?

It’s one thing for one person to die, but what kind of thing is it to drag a bunch of brothers down with you?

Furthermore, what if a friend arrives a step too late? Should I just be there to collect his corpse?

Therefore, Qin Shou had decided his path going forward, to hell with whether they are saints or not!

When he was suffering at the Southern Gate, no saint came to help him!

And some dangers were just inexplicable! Take Gouchen for example, who got a brain cramp and wanted to kill him. Who could save him then?

Since saints could not protect Qin Shou, he could only let go of all burdens and focus on cultivation for self-protection!

With that thought, Qin Shou turned to Ruyi Heavenly Immortal and asked, "Brother He, is there anything else you haven’t said?"

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal looked at Qin Shou with pitiful eyes and said, "My big brother is the Bull Demon King, you see... could you possibly... "

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "If your brother wasn’t the Bull Demon King, I would’ve stewed you already! Take out all the valuables you have, don’t play tricks. If you anger me, I’ll eat you and that’ll be that."

Upon hearing ’valuables,’ Ruyi Heavenly Immortal burst into tears, "Brother Rabbit, all the valuables were eaten by you just now, crunch crunch, what else valuable could I possibly have on me?"

Qin Shou said, "Hand over the Xumi Bag on you, strip off your clothes as well, and then find somewhere to entertain yourself!"

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal wore a face full of misery, but facing the extremely fierce Rabbit, he honestly stripped naked, threw down the Xumi Bag, and bolted away.

"Immortal, you’re just letting him go like that? Aren’t you afraid he’ll bring his big brother to trouble you?" the queen asked.

Qin Shou said nonchalantly, "No worries, with my unmatched divine skill, I’m not afraid of these trifling troubles." But in his heart, he added, "What else can I do by not letting him go? Damn it, he’s the nephew of Niu Dali! Robbing him was already unscrupulous, could I actually stew him?"

"Sister, I did save your life, you know. So, how do you plan to thank me?" Qin Shou turned around and asked. He wasn’t hitting on the beautiful queen; he was about to start cultivation. In cultivation, the essential elements are wealth, a partner, and a place, where the partner could be optional, but wealth and a location are indispensable.

Qin Shou was still poor at the moment, and what he needed to do was to stew any chicken that passed by, and pluck any geese that flew over! Little by little adds up!

So, Qin Shou’s first shakedown fell upon the queen’s head.

The queen was not surprised at all; in fact, she even seemed a little excited and asked, "Oh? And how would you like me to repay you, Immortal?"

Qin Shou was a bit puzzled. Did this sister have a masochistic tendency? But none of that mattered now. What was urgent was to find the way to ascend to Heaven and check on how Chang’e was doing. He could tell that the queen seemed to have small schemes regarding him, and he didn’t want to get entangled with the queen, so he thought of an excessive condition and jokingly said, "3,000 beauties in the harem, do you have them?"

In Qin Shou’s memory, the Women Country from "Journey to the West" was a world without a single man!

In "Flower in the Mirror," it was a matriarchal world where women ruled, and men stayed at home.

In various versions of the movie "Journey to the West: The Women Country," the Women Country exhibited disdain towards men. So when he suggested that three thousand beauties should serve him, he thought it was most likely very troubling for the other party, and that they definitely wouldn’t agree.

If they didn’t agree and were slightly thin-skinned, they would surely feel embarrassed.

If she felt embarrassed, Qin Shou could take the opportunity to demand even greater benefits.

As for the three thousand women in the harem, he truly couldn’t be bothered with them.

He always believed in the saying, "With a virtuous wife at home, one does not meet with disaster. Too many women are a trouble."

But to his surprise, the queen smiled and said, "This is the Women Country, a mere 3,000 beauties are nothing! I’ll give you 5,000 beauties, you can pick 3,000 yourself, and if you like them all, then all are yours!"