Players Invade Cyberpunk-Chapter 703 - 226: It’s Simple, I’ll Just Rebel

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"Alright, today our station has received a submission from a listener. Ah, this listener is quite talented; what they've written is hard to keep a straight face about. It's called 'Tales from the Unification War.' If anyone feels offended, please forgive us... ahem..."

"It is said that after Hansen was reborn using a time machine, he returned to the period of the Unification War, and at this time, Huang Ban Sanlang was confronting Rosalind Miles head-on..."

Hmm? 𝒇𝓻𝓮𝓮𝙬𝙚𝒃𝒏𝓸𝙫𝒆𝙡.𝓬𝓸𝒎

Originally lounging leisurely on the sofa listening to today's underground radio, Hansen didn't expect to hear his own name, and his previously squinting eyes suddenly widened, sitting up straight.

His burly and strong physique was on par with any mercenary on the street. The level and number of implanted prosthetics were astonishingly high, enlarging his entire physique several times over, like a killing machine ready to spring.

This ruler of Dog Town always wore a meaningful smile on his face, leaving everyone who had ever met him wondering what was on this Colonel Hanssen's mind. Perhaps one moment he'd be joking with you, and the next second he'd pull out a gun and blow your head off. This wasn't a first-time occurrence.

It was rumored that the New America Special Intelligence Bureau had organized over a dozen assassination attempts against him, but this guy dodged them all. If Night City were to select a recent legend, Hansen would undoubtedly be the top vote-getter.

But what many didn't know was that Colonel Hansen was also a loyal listener of a certain radio station, tuning into its content regularly.

Speaking of which, this program was actually introduced to him by Yuri, who heard it from his subordinates and recorded a segment for Hansen to get hooked on.

The hosts of this station could be described as utterly reckless.

After pouring himself a drink, Hansen said to the Netherworld Dog soldiers standing at the doorway,

"Everyone out, I need some peace alone."

The subordinates tactfully closed the door behind them, leaving the boss inside to enjoy Night City's biggest 'contraband,' currently being hunted citywide by the corporations.

And Doni's voice on the radio continued to say expressively,

"This time, however, he didn't make a futile attack leading the Netherworld Dog Team to raid Dog Town but instead exerted force silently."

"Huang Ban Sanlang chuckled: President Miles, this time, you and your New America army can all go to hell."

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Huang Ban Sanlang unleashed a deadly move, using the Kujira to simultaneously attack all the fungus around Night City."

"Save me!"

"Lord Huang Ban Sanlang, please don't kill me!"

"Mr. President, please save us!"

"The entire California troops were wailing, having suffered a surprise attack by the Huang Ban troops. Meanwhile, our dear president just snorted coldly, 'Huang Ban Sanlang, whatever tricks you have, come at me,' and then kept pulling fungus soldiers nearby to block Huang Ban's offensive, letting them die in his stead."

"At this point, however, Hansen suddenly punched through Rosalind's chest from behind! Rosalind's repeatedly wounded body exploded completely, stunning the crowd—"

"Hansen, what on earth are you doing!"

"Hansen, have you lost your mind!"

"Without Lord Rosalind, how can we combat Huang Ban Sanlang!"

"The New America congress members cursed continuously, but facing the rebuke of thousands, Hansen merely smiled faintly, 'Hahaha, it's simple, I'll just rebel'"

"After saying this, his military rank was no longer concealed and was revealed to be a five-star general! Hansen, in a MacArthur-style uniform, the five stars on his shoulders dazzling, suppressed mountains and rivers, traversed the battlefield, and in an instant, the battlefield fell silent again~~~"

"I am a five-star general, can the Neon People dare kill me? Can the Neon People kill me!"

"He chanted softly,"

'In Taiping Continent sea wind blows, battlefield artillery roars, colonel returns'

'Compensation empty soldiers' tears, removing military uniform man heads north'

"A military order retreats ten thousand, retreating California weeps endlessly"

"Fate destined defeat, president regrets but I don't regret"

"Early knew government greed, still bet on capital roam the world"

"Life thin ice fate as chaff, Night City drifts alone"

"Countless trials cast iron body, burning with effort to explode the white whale (Kujira aircraft carrier)"

'Today pointing gun at White House, burning walls burning people and burning heavens!'

"From this moment on, he transformed completely from a soldier into a general, upright and open in seizing territory to rule alone, claiming the mountain as king. The history of the Neon, New America must record his name, from then on, he stood side by side with the previous ten five-star generals (self-proclaimed), like a great sun, shining for all time, while other generals no matter how heroic, were merely stars."

"Kurt Hansen, the eleventh five-star general in United States history, succeeding as president by burning the White House, a title granted by his history and that of his army: Dog Head General!"

Good!

Good indeed!

You wrote well!

Hansen's expression remained unchanged, but his fists clenched tightly, thrilled inside.

Although he didn't understand the artistic element of the poetry, the content was damn exhilarating!

It was simply more thrilling than his first time calling a sex doll for service!

At this moment, even Hansen couldn't help but imagine, if back then he chose not to attack Night City, but turned to rebel and kill that bastard Rosalind, would things have been different?

But in just one minute, Hansen reached a conclusion.

He would die miserably, extremely miserably, horrendously so.