Plagued by bad reviews, but the top actress!-Chapter 1443: This Accent Is Toxic!
How much drool is this?
"What are you guys doing?" Xia Weibao was speechless.
Hearing their dear master’s voice, Xiang Chu and Hepburn rushed over at the same time.
"Aww, Master, you’re back! I missed you so much!"
"Lion Tiger, goose duck good shoes carp." Hepburn’s eyes sparkled.
Xia Weibao, "..."
"Hepburn, where did you learn this Chinese...?"
Out of seven words, six are wrong. Impressive, the decline is quite rapid.
"Goose myself shoes block."
Xia Weibao took a moment to understand, damn, all five words are wrong!
"Alright, carp doesn’t need shoes, the more you wear, the worse it gets."
Damn!
This accent is contagious!
Xiang Chu couldn’t take it anymore and kicked Hepburn aside.
Then he squeezed in front of Xia Weibao to show his presence, "Lion Tiger, Long Xuanye is nowhere to be found, yesterday he said he went out to save a carp, and then didn’t get fat back."
Xia Weibao, "..."
This accent is toxic!
She waved her hand, "If he’s gone, let him be. No need to care about him. You two get ready, there’s a patient coming over in a bit."
Xiang Chu and Hepburn’s eyes lit up. Wow, Master is going to teach them medical skills again!
Very soon, Yang Yilian was brought over.
Looking at the woman who was once amiable, now lying lifeless on the hospital bed with her head wrapped in gauze, Xia Weibao felt a bit melancholy.
She and Yin Mulan were hit by a twist of fate, while Yang Yilian, unfortunately, met with an unexpected calamity.
Yang Yilian suffered a severe injury to the back of her head, with a blood clot in her brain pressing against the nerves.
That’s why she couldn’t wake up.
The location was too close to the brain nerves; if an operation was performed rashly, it would be very dangerous.
And since she’s not awake, they don’t know the specific condition, no one dared to perform a craniotomy on her.
Xia Weibao’s expression was heavy. How hard was she hit to sustain such serious injuries?
"Tiger, can she be cured?" Xiang Chu asked cautiously.
Xia Weibao glanced at him, "Don’t mimic Hepburn’s accent."
It made her unable to tell which disciple it was.
Xiang Chu, "..."
Toxic Hepburn-style Chinese!
"Master, can she be cured?" Xiang Chu enunciated each word clearly.
"Have you seen a goose can’t cure a patient?"
Xiang Chu, "..."
Uh, Master, speak properly, don’t mimic accents.
Yang Yilian’s injury is in the head, mainly because the blood clot is too large.
So the blood clot needs to be dispersed.
Fortunately, the time wasn’t long, and those clots were only temporarily clotted blood, not real blood clots; dispersing them wasn’t difficult.
Use herbs that disperse blood clots for steaming, combined with internal medication, she should wake up within two days.
Xiang Chu and Hepburn drooled over the prescription again.
After drooling for a long time, they turned their heads in unison, "Master, what are these herbs, why haven’t we ever heard of their names?"
Do these herbs exist? They’ve studied Chinese medicine for so long, yet they don’t recognize them at all.
Nor do they know if these herbs recognize them.
Xia Weibao, "..."
Three black lines slid down her forehead.
If you don’t recognize these herbs, why drool for so long?
With a kick, she sent each of them flying, "Clean up the place! Mop up your drool!"
Yan Fei had been waiting outside and immediately went up to Xia Weibao when he saw her come out, "How’s Minister Yang?"
Xia Weibao kept a straight face, "There’s no immediate problem, she should wake up in about two days."
Yan Fei breathed a sigh of relief; it’s good that she’s fine.
"Alright then, when the time comes, I’ll arrange for her to testify on your behalf, to clear your name. I’ll have the police report the whole process.
When the time comes, we’ll issue an official statement to restore your reputation. Don’t mind the online rumors."
"Aren’t there few people cursing me online? If I cared, I would’ve been admitted to a mental hospital a second time by now."
