Online Game: Crazy Skeleton-Chapter 440 - 434: Dignity Below the Waist

"If you don’t come out soon, I’ll come knocking on your door tonight!"

Seeing that Su Ran was still on the fence, the Pretty Boy was slightly irritated. Although they were in opposing camps, they were actually quite familiar with each other. Why was he still on guard? Was he really that ungrateful?

Finally, shortly after the Pretty Boy’s words fell, a plain skeleton walked out from the bushes and stood beside the five skeletons holding bone blades. If these weapons were put away, the Pretty Boy wouldn’t be able to tell which one was Su Ran. They simply looked as if they were carved from the same mold!

"Little Brother Su?"

The Pretty Boy looked at this odd skeleton, not quite daring to believe his eyes, and asked tentatively.

The small skeleton nodded.

"Ha, your avatar is so adorable! Come here and let your big sister touch your shiny bald head!"

The Pretty Boy’s eyes glowed with delight. He was as excited as if he’d discovered a new toy.

Su Ran was speechless. What sort of situation was this? A large man being fondled by a woman!

"Ka-ka-ka!"

Su Ran spoke in the undead language, waving his hands repeatedly. His meaning was clear.

"Trying to get away from me by acting cute? Dream on!"

The Pretty Boy found Su Ran’s cute avatar captivating. He ignored the other undead skeletons and strode toward Su Ran.

Once she reached Su Ran, she unhesitatingly dragged him out. She touched his round skull, yanked on his ribcage, and even shook his spine. Even his sacrum wasn’t spared from her touch.

Su Ran was flabbergasted, thanking God that his character didn’t have genitals. That would have been unbearably embarrassing!

Su Ran tried his best to evade the Pretty Boy’s advances, confused. Weren’t women supposed to be terrified of ghosts? Why could he not detect any fear from this woman?

This truly was stranger than fiction!

Finally, the Pretty Boy’s sense of novelty gradually faded. She coughed and said seriously to Su Ran, "I apologize if I was indiscreet earlier, Su Ran. No harm done, since you’re not in your human form. Don’t sweat the small stuff, okay?"

What could Su Ran do but bob his skull in mortification?

"So, you really can’t speak human language?"

The Pretty Boy asked curiously, looking at the little skeleton with no hint of reticence.

"Ka-ka-ka."

Su Ran shook his skull. He was thinking about getting the quest done quickly so he could move on to other matters.

"First, we need to settle our earlier encounter,"

The Pretty Boy’s tone became serious suddenly, "Was that lightning attack you summoned?"

The question surprised Su Ran. He was about to nod automatically when he suddenly remembered that this woman had a phobia of lightning!

Oh, I totally forgot! Luckily, when the Furious Thunderstrike happened, she didn’t witness it because she was petrified. Otherwise, he would have been forcefully kicked out of the game!

Recognizing the situation, Su Ran vehemently shook his head, denouncing any association. He pointed to the other skeletons, putting the blame on them, indicating that they were the ones who launched the attack, not him.

Since she had no way of viewing the summoned creature’s stats, he thought this plan might just work!

"Did you summon these skeletons?"

Seeing the Pretty Boy transformed into an inquisitive person, Su Ran was a bit flabbergasted. But he obediently nodded his skull.

"Well, there you have it. Whoever triggered the lightning isn’t the point - you caused it!"

The Pretty Boy huffed, a little annoyed, "I have astraphobia. I almost passed out from the lightning earlier. Thankfully, there wasn’t a second one, or I would have been so embarrassed! Do not use this move when I’m around, got it?"

Su Ran nodded, thinking to himself that he had to be careful to not use the Heavenly Thunder Bead in front of her when he played as Spilt Water Can’t Be Regained, lest he be exposed.

"The skeletons you summoned are pretty strong. I have a friend who can summon skeletons too, but he’s a Necromancer, which is a bit different from you."

The Pretty Boy seemed to have an insight, "What was that gray light you released earlier? It was so strange, all of a sudden, I didn’t know anything. When I woke up, those big bad bullies were already dead. Little Brother Su, your hidden job’s abilities are pretty powerful!"

"Ka-ka-ka."

Su Ran scrambled to explain to the Pretty Boy, but it didn’t seem to go over well.

"Nevermind, talking to you is a bit of a challenge, isn’t it? One of these days, I’ll come over to your house and get a clear answer. And if you dare not tell me, well, I might break your windows in the middle of the night!"

The Pretty Boy waved her fist menacingly at Su Ran.

Su Ran smiled, though his disjointed appearance was a bit awkward.

"Speaking of those assholes, I didn’t think they’d humiliate me like that. It’s shocking how petty the former guild leader is. So what if I left the guild? Sending people to kill me is absolutely reprehensible! Wisdom Circle - the height of hypocrisy!"

The Pretty Boy fumed at Su Ran. The situation had broken her heart. When she was with the Righteous and Indomitable guild, she had worked tirelessly even if she didn’t accomplish the most. Now that she was gone, they turned their backs on her and even tried to kill her!

Su Ran was silent. He knew that anyone in this situation would react the same way. After all, being stabbed in the back by the guild master was very painful!

"Oh, I almost forgot about this in all the excitement. I’m giving this to you. Remember, develop your domain into a fortress that nobody can bully. Who knows, one day if I get tired of being human, I might come and stay with you. You better not refuse!"

The Pretty Boy moved on quickly. She pulled out the blueprint of the Guardian Thunder Tower that she had won at the auction and gave it to the goofy little skeleton, speaking half-jokingly and half seriously.

Su Ran didn’t hesitate. He took the blueprint and crammed it into his sacrum, jabbering excitedly at the Pretty Boy.

"Wow, do you use your pelvic bone as a storage bag? How cute!" novelbuddy.cσ๓

The Pretty Boy behaved like she’d found a new continent. She crouched to take a closer look at Su Ran’s pelvic bone, intrigued as to why items could be popped in without falling out.

Su Ran was mortified. He immediately turned and fled. Joking or not, it was not a woman’s place to fondle a man’s private area!

"Hey, where are you running off to? It’s not like you’re missing a piece of bone. How boring! You’re really no fun!"

The Pretty Boy mumbled a complaint. She was about to say something else when a sudden commotion erupted behind her.