Online Game: Crazy Skeleton-Chapter 1232 - 1145: An Entrance Like Constipation

"This guy can’t be left alive, go all out!"

What Su Ran worried about was whether there might be hidden traps inside this pit, but to take out this chest hair, everything was worth it!

Besides, she had the Calamity Avoiding Charm, which could significantly reduce the likelihood of encountering dangers, so the safety coefficient should be pretty high, and her life was guaranteed.

"Excuse me, coming through."

After using the Calamity Avoiding Charm and securing an hour of safety, Su Ran finally jumped down the deep pit and, after a lot of effort, squeezed into the pile of mummies. The scythe hooked onto the edge of the coffin and, with a heave, sent the coffin flying, exposing the chest hair inside.

"Damn it! Spilt Water Can’t Be Regained, I’m not done with you!"

At this time, the chest hair struggled continuously, and after much effort, an arm finally broke free from the burial cloth, trying to break through the seal, but it wasn’t something that could be done quickly. When he saw Su Ran standing amid the horde of creatures, he wore an expression as if he had seen a ghost.

Players and monsters coexisting peacefully, who would believe that?!

"Tsk, not done yet? What’s the big deal."

Su Ran was sick and tired of these threatening words, they weren’t refreshing at all. All these clichéd lines, could they get any more boring?

"If you have the guts, let me go, and let’s have a one-on-one!"

Chest hair, blinded by rage, had even forgotten the fear of impending death, staring viciously at Su Ran, wishing he could flay her skin off and pull out her tendons first!

Su Ran really wanted to tell him, "Buddy, I’m not just cowardly, I don’t even have the tools to pee with..."

"Wuwuwu."

Those mummy dogs and the like certainly weren’t going to kindly listen to chest hair’s nonsense. They rushed forward immediately and launched a total attack on him.

"Rip."

Chest hair finally broke free from the seal due to the attack, but unfortunately, he was surrounded so tightly by the undead that he couldn’t even cast his skills. Realizing there was no hope of escape, he vented his anger by cursing, saying whatever foul things he could to feel better for the moment.

However, this did nothing to alter the inevitable outcome. Chest hair’s health was quickly drained by the undead, and he was turned into a corpse, his resentful spirit lingering for a long time.

Su Ran casually reported him, figuring that with the volume and level of his cursing, he’d probably be punished with at least a week of silence.

Brother Mao, no need to thank me too much, it’s all part of the job.

However.

Just as the corpse fell to the ground, the coffin that Su Ran had sent flying came back and landed on top of the corpse, causing the entire terrain to start shaking.

"Crap, the thing I was worried about finally happened!"

Su Ran saw clearly that the corpse being wrapped up tight by the burial cloth sunk into the ground once the coffin lid covered it, and this action was directly related to the trembling of the ground. As the ground cracked open, Su Ran’s expression grew somber. Without hesitation, she used the Treading on Air Technique and hurriedly made her way back to the corridor, fearing the worst.

Seeing the ground shake more and more, Su Ran felt increasingly uneasy. She summoned her Dark Bone Eagle clone and flew towards the entrance without stopping, not even taking the time to summon Wang Cai, only hoping the original wouldn’t be impacted.

But.

When Su Ran reached the entrance of the pyramid, she found herself blocked by a stone door, and even attempting to dig with a beginner’s hoe had no effect. The reality was that she was now trapped inside.

"When things go abnormally, there must be demons at work, there must be a big secret hidden here!"

Although Su Ran was shocked, he was accompanied by a little excitement. Thinking back to when he was trapped in the tomb and witnessed the coffin spurting forth a great find, he now wondered what kind of surprises this new situation would bring him. His heart filled with anticipation, waiting for the moment to reap the rewards.

Of course, that was provided he could survive amidst the dangers.

"Swoosh, swoosh."

He summoned each of his undead pets in turn to guard by his side, and only then did Su Ran feel at ease to shift his attention to the Dark Bone Eagle, curious about what was causing the disturbance in the pit.

"Screech!"

Under Su Ran’s command, the Dark Bone Eagle cried out and soared straight into the sky, circling above the pit ceaselessly. His gaze remained fixed on the pit, patiently awaiting an abnormal change to occur.

"What is this...?"

Su Ran was surprised to find that these mummy-like undead had all jumped into the pit after it appeared, giving off a vibe of sacrificing themselves. He didn’t understand what these guys meant by jumping down, afraid to say or even ask. His curiosity rose sharply, and he almost couldn’t resist jumping down to take a look himself.

"Rumble rumble."

The trembling of the ground grew more intense, even affecting the top of the pyramid, as dust poured down ceaselessly. The whole space was shrouded in a mist-like dust, obscuring Su Ran’s vision and making the pit below hard to see clearly.

"The boss sure knows how to drag its feet making an entrance. If it doesn’t show up soon, I’m heading home for dinner!"

Su Ran watched the trembling ground below speechlessly, likening it to constipation, squeezing out bit by bit. Couldn’t it at least fart to give him something to listen to?

At the very least, he’d know whether it smelled good or bad...

As if detecting Su Ran’s impatience, the system set off a loud bang. The ground split apart, revealing the true form hidden underground—a huge sphinx rose to the surface.

The crack closed, and the sphinx lay there on the ground with its eyes firmly shut, like a statue that wouldn’t move an inch.

"Come on, this is too ridiculous. Why do I feel like this boss looks so much like Brother Mao?"

Su Ran scrutinized the features of the sphinx closely, admitting to himself that the boss shared a certain blood relation with the late Brother Mao. Chances are they were born from the same mother.

His dad might even be in the dark about it; the one in the know should probably be Old Wang next door.

"Eh? That’s it?"

Surprised, Su Ran looked at the stationary statue. After all that hustle, just to end up with this thing that doesn’t even move? Was this some kind of joke?

Phew, all bark and no bite, getting his hopes up for nothing!

Looking at the colossal statue, Su Ran decided to take a risk. He commanded the Dark Bone Eagle to dive toward the ground for a bit and circled around the sphinx a few times, only to unexpectedly find that the giant had no intention of waking up. Helpless, he had his real body come back and used the Detection Technique for a quick scan, which immediately deflated his spirit.

Well, a string of question marks, the danger level was extreme, not something on his level!

"It seems this is one of those situations where sheer numbers prevail. It’s out of my league; better to keep a safe distance!"

Su Ran completely gave up on the dormant boss and carefully bypassed it, continuing to explore deeper into the terrain, feeling that with such a powerful guardian, it was unreasonable not to expect treasures. He had to grab something before leaving, not to have come all this way for nothing!

...

On the sea surface.

Nearly fifty ships sailed forth in a grand procession, arranged in a line, very ostentatious. Other scattered players witnessing this spectacle didn’t dare to approach and steered their boats away at the first opportunity, afraid to cause any conflict.