Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad-Chapter 393 - 391: Honorary President

"Their Magic Secret Society has already recruited over a thousand students from all over the country."

"And they’ve also set up many different types of magic courses, like Divination, Spirit Communication Technique, Basic Spell, Magic Potion, and so on."

"Besides these regular courses, they also invite a foreign magic professor every two weeks."

"These magic experts teach their specialized courses online."

"For instance, I attended one of their online courses two days ago."

"The magic professor at the time was from the Ox Country, teaching us how to maintain a close relationship with animals."

"The magic professor showed us many animals he raises, like calves, goats, lizards, and so on."

"His relationship with these animals is very close, and they are well-behaved."

"As the course was about to end, the magic professor also asked us to provide a photo of an animal we like."

"He said, once he’s done casting the spell, we’ll be able to communicate with these animals..."

Jiang was very happy, enthusiastically recounting her experience in that Magic Secret Society.

At this time, in the livestream room, whether it was Lu Heng or the viewers, they all had a bewildered look on their faces.

After she finished her long story, Jiang picked up a nearby cup and took a couple of gulps of water.

Then, she smiled brightly at Lu Heng and continued, "All in all, I’ve been studying at this Magic Secret Society for almost a week now."

"But I haven’t even learned the most basic Spirit Communication Technique yet."

"I asked the president of the Magic Secret Society, and he told me that because everyone’s aptitude is different, the progress in practicing magic is also very different."

"I think what that president said makes sense. Maybe I’m just a bit slow."

"To be lucky enough to be selected by you, venerable Daoist, makes me very excited and thrilled tonight."

"I would like to ask you to help me calculate what my magic aptitude really is."

"When will I finally be able to learn those spells?"

As soon as Jiang finished speaking, the viewers couldn’t hold back anymore and burst out laughing.

Some of them with lower tolerance couldn’t even close their legs, tears streaming down.

"No way, no way, no way, someone could actually fall for this?"

"Jiang seems pretty savvy, how come she’s actually such a muddlehead?"

"Could this be the legendary charm of contrast?"

"Haha, what a muddle-headed beauty, love it, love it!"

"Even though she’s a bit silly, she could still be my wife."

"Please let my silly Jiang go, I’m willing to sacrifice my dignity to accept this dolt!"

"Sweetheart, you’re confused! These lousy spells are all scams!"

"At this moment, I finally understand the meaning of the saying, ’There are too many fools, not enough scammers,’ this is it!"

"Sister, can’t you think a bit more clearly?"

"It seems the heavens are fair! Although I’m not that pretty, at least I have the brain of a normal person."

"Speaking of which, I’m not afraid of people laughing at me... I’m actually Jiang’s boyfriend, taking care of a ditsy girlfriend takes a lot of effort, so please, single guys, don’t disturb our world of two."

"Even a single peanut would probably prevent you from getting this drunk."

"Damn! A girlfriend as pretty as Jiang, I wouldn’t even dare to dream of having her!"

"Haha, coward! I dare to dream!"

Seeing the viewers’ comments, Jiang was quite surprised.

She blinked her big, sparkling eyes, defended herself, "How could I possibly be fooled?"

"I’ve participated in all the courses at that Magic Secret Society."

"All those teachers are incredibly skilled, there’s no way they could be fakes."

Seeing Jiang still defending herself, Lu Heng was utterly speechless.

His opinion was the same as the viewers in the livestream room.

This girl looks smart and lively, but in reality, she’s really just a fool!

"Ahem!"

He habitually cleared his throat, then tentatively asked, "Young Friend Jiang, is there a possibility, I mean, just a possibility..."

"That this so-called Magic Secret Society is actually a scam?"

Hearing this, Jiang was stunned.

She furrowed her brows, full of confusion and disbelief, "Venerable Daoist, why are you also saying it’s a scam?"

"I’ve watched many episodes of your livestream already!"

"You can randomly select a viewer and tell their past and future."

"Not only do I believe it, but all the viewers in our livestream room also believe it!"

Lu Heng, upon hearing this, couldn’t help but show a surprised expression.

Wait, weren’t we talking about that lousy Magic Secret Society?

How did the topic suddenly shift to involve me?

This Jiang girl’s line of thought is quite unique, isn’t it?

Despite the heavy complaints in his heart, on the surface, Lu Heng still wore a smile.

He chuckled softly, "I, the venerable Daoist, can indeed predict other people’s past and future."

"But what does that have to do with that Magic Secret Society?"

"How can it not have anything to do with it?"

Jiang immediately spoke out, "Venerable Daoist, aren’t you the honorary president of the Magic Secret Society?"

"It’s precisely because of your name that I was willing to pay tuition and join this Magic Secret Society."

Upon hearing this, Lu Heng was left speechless.

Well, well!

How did I become the honorary president of that lousy Magic Secret Society?

Damn it, this scam organization even dares to ride on my popularity?

Are they in a hurry to die?

Compared to Lu Heng’s displeasure, the viewers were already laughing uncontrollably.

They, as onlookers, never mind a bit of chaos!

Litte did they expect that today’s first show would ensnare the venerable Daoist himself in the process.

"Damn, I’m impressed! This Magic Secret Society dare to use the Daoist’s name to scam people, really gutsy!"

"This is just like a cow visiting relatives—went way too far!"

"Damn it, they dare to ride on our venerable Daoist’s coattails, deserves punishment!"

"I suggest the Daoist calls the police immediately!"

"Yes, yes, call the police right away! Who knows how many people this scam organization has tricked under the Daoist’s name!"

"We all know the Daoist’s abilities, and it’s precisely because of this that the Magic Secret Society can attract gullible folks like Jiang."

"This is too infuriating! They actually use the Daoist’s name to deceive fools!"

"Brother, that’s too much! Don’t call my wife a fool!"

"I remember the last time someone voluntarily provoked our Daoist, it was Ju Huasong from Great Sea Unity."

"Oh, right, didn’t you mention what happened to that Ms. Ju later?"

"She ended up behind bars! Don’t ask too much, it’s insider information."

"Oh, Jiang, what can I say? Our venerable Daoist is clearly a Daoist, what do they have to do with Western magic?"

"Indeed! Anyone with a brain would know the Daoist couldn’t possibly be the honorary president of that lousy Magic Secret Society..."