Nine Nether Dragon Emperor-Chapter 190: A Drop of Water Should Be Reciprocated by a Gushing Spring!
High above High Heaven, a luxurious villa was suspended in midair. Inside, the villa was fully equipped with furniture and all manner of daily necessities.
After choosing a room, Wu Pianpian saw a completely different kind of bed and, for some reason, instinctively sat down.
Immediately after, she sprang up. Looking at the spot she had just been sitting on with a wary expression, she shouted, "Who’s there? Come out! You want to ambush me? Are you tired of living?!"
Ning Xuan chuckled to himself and explained, "No one is trying to ambush you. That thing you sat on is called a mattress. It’s springy, and since you’re rather plump, it naturally sank when you sat on it."
"Who are you calling plump... A mattress?" Wu Pianpian’s attention was quickly captivated. She pressed on it with her hand, flipped it over to study it for a good while, then lay down and sat back up. Her face filled with delight as she called out to Yun Wangshu, "Wangshu, come here! This mattress is so comfortable!"
Yun Wangshu glanced at Ning Xuan. "I’ll go check out the other rooms," he said.
Yun Wangshu nodded, breathing a sigh of relief. She wasn’t like that brazen girl Wu Pianpian, who would dare lie down in front of a man.
Inside the room, the two women hummed in comfort. Ning Xuan paused for a moment before deciding to continue his tour of the mobile villa. After finishing the tour, he couldn’t help but worry about whether he could find enough suckers like Chu Tian.
The reason was simple—this villa was too luxurious. The decor was all in a traditional style, and it seemed like the entire damn thing was made of golden phoebe wood! Moreover, it wasn’t ordinary golden phoebe wood; it exuded a mysterious aura that could accelerate the circulation of Element Force in one’s body! This villa, forget everything else, just the decorations alone would be worth more than a hundred small goals back on Blue Star!
"Ah!"
Suddenly, Yun Wangshu let out a shriek. By the time Ning Xuan rushed to her side, he saw the two women staring blankly at the toilet in the bathroom suite.
"What’s wrong?" Ning Xuan asked.
Yun Wangshu pointed at the toilet, her face filled with horror. "It... it can talk!"
Just then, the raised lid closed automatically. At the same time, a crisp female voice sounded, "A favor of a single drop should be repaid with a gushing spring. Little Ning looks forward to your next visit."
Holy hell. A smart toilet is one thing, and a voice assistant is another, but what the hell is this ’repaid with a gushing spring’ nonsense?! Let’s say I can tolerate that, making a huge concession here. But why the hell is a female voice calling me ’Little Ning’?! Is this smart system even decent?
"What’s wrong?" Seeing Ning Xuan’s expression, Yun Wangshu asked with concern.
Ning Xuan snapped out of it and smiled. "It’s nothing." He then proceeded to give the two women a deadpan explanation of how to use the smart toilet.
After a long silence, Ning Xuan looked up to see both women staring at him with strange expressions.
"Junior Brother, you certainly know a lot," Wu Pianpian said, walking over to sling an arm around his shoulders while winking suggestively. "You must have spent a lot of time in the red-light districts, haven’t you?"
Ning Xuan suddenly understood. I accidentally dropped some gynecological knowledge just now. No wonder they’re looking at me like that. But this is me we’re talking about.
He immediately shot her a disdainful look. "I told you to read more books, but you just had to go play with your staffs and clubs!"
"You!" Unable to win the argument, Wu Pianpian turned her pleading eyes to Yun Wangshu.
Yun Wangshu hesitated for a moment before asking, "And which ancient text would that be, that also teaches these things?"
"The Secret Records of Qingzhu, written by the great elder Fu Qingzhu. It introduces..." Ning Xuan began to explain eloquently.
Seeing that he could actually speak on the topic, the two women exchanged a look of disbelief.
"Oh, right. Let me introduce this to you. This is called a bathtub..." Ning Xuan only remembered that Fu Qingzhu was a master of gynecology. As for his actual writings, he couldn’t exactly look them up, so he could only bluff. Fearing Wu Pianpian would continue to ask strange questions, he quickly changed the subject.
Sure enough, the two women’s attention was diverted.
"What is this? Wow, it moves! It’s so tingly!" Wu Pianpian exclaimed, picking up another small gadget.
"Ahem, could you watch your language? This is called an electric toothbrush," Ning Xuan said.
Following that, Ning Xuan explained all the various items that seemed strange and bizarre to them. The more he explained, the more Ning Xuan had the strange feeling that he had returned to Blue Star. Otherwise, how could he explain all this stuff?
"Master Chest, who is the owner of Bi Luo Palace?" Wu Pianpian suddenly asked, glancing at Ning Xuan while she excitedly investigated her new toys.
She’s completely off guard. This is the perfect time to fish for information.
"It’s Luo... She said her name is Luo Tianyi."
"She’s a woman? Then why..." Ning Xuan’s expression turned odd as he figured out the owner’s gender and remembered the smart toilet from earlier.
"I’ve decided! Tonight, Wangshu and I will rest in this mobile villa!" Wu Pianpian suddenly raised her hand and announced loudly. "Oh, right, Little Xuanzi, hurry and bring Doll and the others up here, then you may be dismissed!"
Ning Xuan ignored her, but his movements were swift. He found the three girls and brought them up. In the front yard, Xiao Bai’s eyes lit up upon seeing an exquisite little wooden house, and she went straight to it.
"Xiao Bai, what are you doing? That’s for a do—" Never mind, isn’t that what she is? She looks so much like a person now, I almost forgot she’s actually a dog!
"Xiao Bai, what are you doing? Come over here!" Doll called out with a wave. Xiao Bai immediately trotted cheerfully over, completely ignoring Ning Xuan.
"You big ba—"
"San Wu, what are you doing? Come here!"
And with that, San Wu gave Ning Xuan a final glance before running off as well.
They say three women are enough for a whole opera. I might as well stay out of the villa!
Ning Xuan pulled out a chair in the courtyard and was just about to sit down when a voice sounded from outside. "What is this? So imposing!"
Ning Xuan looked over and saw several people outside the mobile villa, every one of them with a greedy look in their eyes. He glanced at them, his own eyes shining with excitement. He was now a man burdened with a huge mortgage. In his eyes, these guys were walking Heavenly Crystals!
Someone in the group immediately recognized him.
"Ning Xuan!!!" With horrified cries, the men turned and fled.
This threw Ning Xuan for a loop. What’s going on here? A mobile villa this beautiful and luxurious, and you’re not tempted at all?
"Hey, don’t rush off!" As Ning Xuan spoke, a thought occurred to him, and he spurred the mobile villa to chase after them.
During the chase, Ning Xuan discovered a problem. The mobile villa was bound to him, meaning its speed was equivalent to his own. The issue, however, was its terrifying consumption of Heavenly Crystals. This thing really isn’t something an ordinary person could afford! No, I have to make some money, fast!
Ning Xuan felt a sense of urgency. Before, he was the only one consuming Heavenly Crystals, but now he had this big guzzler to feed. He had to make money; there was no other way.
Ning Xuan reversed the villa, positioning it parallel to the men. "We were just passing by!" they yelled, their faces filled with terror.
By now, who in the entire Cloud Summit Heavenly Palace didn’t know that Ning Xuan was a ruthless killer, an archfiend who killed without batting an eye? He even dared to kill people from the Heavens Beyond; who the hell were they in comparison?!
"Why are you all so scared of me?"
It wasn’t until he got an answer to this question that Ning Xuan learned that Jun Wudao’s origins and the news of his death had been leaked.
