My Toxic Ex-Wife: BOSS, Stay Away!-Chapter 531 - 539: Flirting God Technique?
"But, Miss Shi insisted that I come and take you back to the hospital..."
"Is Miss Shi your boss, or am I your boss?"
"But didn’t you tell me to follow all of Miss Shi’s arrangements a few days ago?" Old He retorted fearlessly.
Leng Yixiu thought about it; there did seem to be such a thing. However, that’s not the same, is it?
The man fell into silence, feeling extremely frustrated in his heart. After a long time, he murmured two words, "Busybody!"
Originally, Leng Yixiu thought that with his current injured condition, he might be able to make Shi Yi feel sympathetic and let him stay at her apartment for a few more days. Who would have thought Old He would be so oblivious, eagerly coming over as soon as Shi Yi made a call?
His good plan was completely ruined; how could Leng Yixiu not be frustrated?
Leaning lazily on the leather seat, he silently built up his thoughts. Never mind, although this attempt failed, there’s always the next one. Since the heavens made Shi Yi lose her memory, he must seize this rare opportunity.
With this thought, Leng Yixiu dialed Cen Lin’s number. It rang several times before being picked up. It seemed noisy on the other end, and Cen Lin’s voice rang out, "I say, Boss Leng, you really know how to pick your timing when calling."
"Are you unable to answer the phone right now?"
"I’m about to enter the operating room, do you think it’s convenient? Never mind, say what you need to say, you have only two minutes."
"What do women like?"
"Women like a lot of things." Cen Lin squinted a bit, gossiping, "I say, Leng Yixiu, is your heart fluttering?"
"..."
"Not answering? Then I’ll take that as a yes. Is it the woman who was with you in the gossip magazine last time?"
"Hmm." Having been friends with Cen Lin for many years, Leng Yixiu didn’t plan to hide it from her, he replied in a deep voice, "You haven’t answered my question yet."
"I see you want to pursue her, right? Tsk tsk tsk... You really are hopeless; you’re already a father and still don’t know how to chase a woman."
"Aren’t you very busy?"
"I am, but I still found time to mock you. Alright, jokes aside, you’ve come to the right person. Women are emotional creatures; they seem complicated but are actually easy to handle. It’s nothing more than a few tactics: either bombard them with money, as many women like money; or play the romantic card with candlelight dinners, sweet words, a bit of appropriate ambiguity, and then... Heh heh... you get the gist. Alright, time’s almost up, I’ll teach you these two tricks first. Try them out and if they don’t work, I’ll give you some more."
As soon as Cen Lin finished her words, she hung up the phone, clearly very busy. Leng Yixiu stared at his locked phone screen, recalling what Cen Lin had just said, and couldn’t help but find it amusing.
Candlelight dinners? Sweet words? Perfect ambiguity? 𝗳𝐫𝚎𝗲𝚠𝚎𝗯𝕟𝐨𝘃𝚎𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝗺
This woman didn’t seem to have so many tricks up her sleeve before; she has changed quite a bit over the years.
However, in Leng Yixiu’s view, women understand women more than men do. Since Cen Lin said so, he might as well try her method.
As a result, Shi Yi saw a very eye-catching blue sports car at the entrance of the community, filled with red roses everywhere except the driver’s seat.
Shi Yi stared at the car full of red roses, momentarily lost in thought.
In her daze, Leng Yixiu had already gotten out of the sports car, came to her, and asked with a smile, "They’re for you, do you like them?"
It took Shi Yi quite a while to recover from the shock, and she said, "Isn’t this a bit too much? How old are you?"
"I don’t really know what you like, but I thought, as long as it’s a woman, few wouldn’t like roses, so I bought some."
Is this called ’some’?
"I’m not an eighteen-year-old girl; I’m not really that into roses," Shi Yi laughed.
"Then how about the car? What do you think? I thought having a car would make it more convenient for you to get around."
"This car is for me too?" Shi Yi was surprised, then shook her head, "I can’t accept such an expensive gift."
"Once a gift is given, there’s no taking it back. From today onwards, this car is yours." Saying that, Leng Yixiu took Shi Yi’s hand, placed the car keys in it, and held her hand tightly.
Shi Yi looked up at him and smiled, "I say, Boss Leng, you’re using bribery tactics, but I won’t fall for it."
"How is this bribery? Can’t you see I’m trying to please you?"
"I appreciate your efforts, but I cannot accept this car. Firstly, it’s too expensive and would be a psychological burden; secondly, even if I need a means of transportation, I can buy it myself. I’ve been at Lei Man for so many years, I can afford a car."
Seeing Shi Yi’s insistence, Leng Yixiu didn’t push any further, "Alright, I won’t insist then. But you know, being a strong woman isn’t always good."
"This isn’t about being strong; it’s about not accepting unearned rewards."
"If you talk about merits, you have plenty. Because of you, Yixun has become much more cheerful."
"That still doesn’t justify accepting a luxury sports car." Shi Yi suddenly remembered Leng Yixiu’s injuries and frowned, "Why did you leave the hospital again without permission?"
"It’s boring to stay in the hospital alone."
"You’re probably Shengde’s most disobedient patient."
"If I’m disobedient, it’s because of you. You should know I came out to please you, but who knew you wouldn’t appreciate it."
"So, it’s my fault?" Shi Yi said discontentedly.
"How could you be at fault? Everything you do is right."
"Stop trying to fool me with these words." Shi Yi rolled her eyes at him and urged, "You should return to the hospital."
"Take me there, and I’ll go back."
Shi Yi was speechless, how did this guy become so shameless?
"Fine, I’ll take you." However, Shi Yi glanced at the roses filling the car, her gaze landed on the passenger seat, and she frowned in frustration, "With so many roses, I’m afraid you’ll have to sit on them."
The man glanced at the passenger seat. In his attempt to be romantic, he forgot the passenger seat needed to accommodate someone. He could only open the car door, gather the roses in his arms, and forced himself to sit with the roses.
Leng Yixiu holding the roses made Shi Yi laugh. She took out her phone, gave him a close-up, and after taking the photo, she couldn’t help but tease him, "I say, Boss Leng, how does it feel to be among the flowers?"
Leng Yixiu wasn’t annoyed at all; instead, he laughed and cooperated, "Feels great, feels great!"







