My System Forces Me to Live off Women-Chapter 263 - 232: Surprise
In the closet, Huang Tianxuan was ready to record evidence, while the situation outside the closet was also changing rapidly...
"Alright, alright."
Li Peifeng held Xu Manning's small hand that was tugging on his pants with his left hand, and with his right hand, he embraced both her and Wu Wenyue, speaking gently: "It's not appropriate during the day, I still haven't really eaten lunch, let's go shopping first, and we'll do this when we come back tonight."
Xu Manning's alabaster face blushed with a hint of red. She squinted her eyes, breathing lightly, leaning against Li Peifeng's chest, not saying yes or no, just whimpering in a coquettish manner: "Annoying... then why did you suddenly kiss me?"
She had already forgotten she was going to open the closet door to find clothes for Li Peifeng.
"Crazy!"
Wu Wenyue also seemed a bit displeased, rolling her eyes, she withdrew her hand from Xu Manning's waist, hugged Li Peifeng and gently pushed him back to the bed, offering her lips...
"No, Brother Yue, you!"
Wu Wenyue smoothly pushed him down on the bed, pressed him under her, and whispered in his ear: "This is your reward, you asked for it, and now you don't want it?!"
"I do, I do, I do!"
Li Peifeng was very excited, but more so was the fear, the fear of the woman in the closet; if he started moving around, and Huang Tianxuan couldn't resist coming out of the closet, the situation would completely spiral out of control.
The timing for a four-way synchronization wasn't right, the temptation of a "one against three" scenario was high, but the feasibility was practically zero. If Huang Tianxuan came out of the closet, Li Peifeng felt he would face a storm of attacks.
Both verbal and physical, he did not dare take this risk, so... Stop!!
"Tonight, I want it tonight, Manning, stop."
"Assistant?" Xu Manning also got on the bed, looking down at Li Peifeng, with a playful gleam in her eyes: "How do you want me to assist you? Just using hands?"
"Help me tonight!"
Li Peifeng gritted his teeth, pushed Wu Wenyue aside, and consoled her: "I really don't feel like it now... tonight, the whole night I am yours."
Wu Wenyue, pushed to the side, was a bit surprised as well as puzzled: "Don't feel like it? Doesn't seem that way. Then hurry and change clothes, don't dawdle."
Miss Xu was even more deflated: "What? It's like we're begging you, it was clearly you earlier... never mind, just change your clothes."
"You guys..."
"Change!"
The two girls urged him, showing no intention of leaving!
Li Peifeng looked around the bedroom thoroughly, great, no clothes, even the coat was in the damn closet.
"Could you guys leave first, I need some time to change."
Xu Manning and Wu Wenyue couldn't be bothered, the former sat on the bed, pulling out her phone as if replying to WeChat for work, while the latter lay on the bed fiddling with TikTok!
Damn it! 𝒇𝒓𝙚𝒆𝔀𝓮𝓫𝒏𝓸𝙫𝓮𝓵.𝓬𝙤𝙢
Li Peifeng's face turned ashen, his fists clenched tightly, loosened and clenched again. Wu Wenyue impatiently turned back to urge: "Hurry up, it'll be dark soon!"
They wouldn't leave at all, asking them to leave would only raise suspicion.
He could only open the closet to get his clothes!
This was a desperate move, because Li Peifeng noticed that the two girls no longer had their gaze on him, they were on the bed facing away from him, looking at their phones.
Meaning, as long as he opened the closet door a small crack, then used his body to block their line of sight, he could grab any coat, taking no more than two or three seconds, without letting them discover someone was hidden inside!
"Let's do this!"
Li Peifeng made up his mind, no more hesitating, time was of the essence, he strode to the closet door.
Grabbing the handle, he opened the door!
But only a small gap about thirty degrees wide, even so, Li Peifeng could see from a high downward perspective the scene in the lower half of the closet...
Huang Tianxuan was curled up in a dark corner of the closet, her arms hugging her knees, holding a phone with her hands, the rear camera pointed at him, while Miss Huang herself tilted her head with a gloomy yet pretty face, emitting a silent cold smile!
Li Peifeng swore he had never seen such a terrifying smile in his life, the upper half of the face in shadow, the lower half in light, the corners of the mouth raised in a very eerie grin.
It was too horrifying! Are you going to eat human flesh?!!
"..."
Mr. Li forced himself to stay calm, without even picking, he grabbed a casual coat and was about to close the door, but surprisingly Huang Tianxuan, sitting in the lower compartment, suddenly reached out to stop him!!!
"Thud~"
Huang Tianxuan's palm collided with the closet door, making a slight dull sound, she didn't care, continued her eerie smile, her lips touched briefly, whispering: "Let me out."
Li Peifeng was scared to death, cold sweat streaming down, he didn't dare to look back at the two girls, just clasped his hands together in a pleading gesture, and while Wu Wenyue was browsing TikTok with music playing loudly, whispered back: "We are leaving right away, then you can come out. We've done seventy-two bows, just a little more, hang in there!"
"I want to go out now! I want to go shopping too!"
Huang Tianxuan's eyes sparkled with inexplicable light, increasing her effort to open the closet door.
"Don't mess with me!"
Li Peifeng estimated she was purposely joking with him, otherwise why bother, just shout out and the two girls would discover, so ignoring Huang Tianxuan's obstruction, he used fifty percent strength to quickly close the closet door, turned around and leaned against it with his back!
Firmly shut, and as expected Huang Tianxuan just wanted to tease him, she didn't try to open it again...
Li Peifeng breathed a sigh of relief, holding the clothes, telling the two girls who were still facing away, playing on their phones: "Hurry and change shoes, we're leaving."
"Why did you take that piece of clothing?"
Xu Manning glanced back and was slightly dissatisfied: "Isn't this a suit? You're wearing sweatpants on the bottom and a suit on top. Doesn't that look ugly?"
"Not ugly, not ugly. This is called mixing and matching."
Earlier, when opening the closet, Li Peifeng didn't have time to carefully choose, so he just grabbed a dark gray suit. Upon closer look, it was indeed mismatched, but asking him to pick another one? Don't even think about it!
"You might not mind looking ugly, but we do."
Wu Wenyue also glanced back, frowned, and said: "Change it, where's the sweatshirt I bought you earlier? Wear that."
"Not changing, just this one. Hurry up and let's go." Li Peifeng urged impatiently, but Xu Manning completely ignored him, stood up and acted like she was going to the closet to pick an outfit for him again. She complained: "If you wear this suit out, we won't go shopping with you. It's too LOW!"
Seeing Xu Manning's hand almost reach the closet door handle, Li Peifeng quickly grasped it first, his gaze resolute: "No changing, I'm sticking with this outfit through thick and thin. Why dress so handsomely outside? To attract other girls? I'm not okay with that!"
Xu Manning burst into laughter: "You're talking nonsense, you're just lazy. Don't make excuses... How about wearing what I bought you, the Versace set, with the casual pants and leather jacket. It looks great!"
"We're leaving, leaving, not changing!" Li Peifeng pretended to be impatient, wrapping one arm around Xu Manning and grabbing Wu Wenyue from the bed with the other: "Let's change shoes and go shopping, if we dawdle any longer it'll really be evening."
The two girls had no choice and were dragged outside by him, but Wu Wenyue said: "What about socks? Aren't you wearing socks?"
"Not wearing them, socks make feet sweaty."
"You've got it backward, haven't you?"
"Hurry, put on shoes."
Li Peifeng didn't pay attention, and as he went out, he closed the bedroom door behind him. Together with the two girls, they went to the shoe cabinet at the entrance to change shoes. Thankfully, he was quick-witted and threw Huang Tianxuan's shoes into the side room, otherwise he would've been caught early on.
Wearing shoes barefoot was a bit uncomfortable, but he could endure!!
Putting on the suit jacket again, he took a look in the mirror... Damn, black sweatpants with a gray suit really was ugly, but Li Peifeng could endure!
But others couldn't. Wu Wenyue and Xu Manning looked at Li Peifeng in the mirror and couldn't hold back their laughter...
"What's this look?"
"It's way too tacky, are you really planning to wear this with us to go shopping?"
"This is definitely the lowest your looks have been since I knew you! Don't move, I have to take a picture!"
Wu Wenyue even took out her phone, ready to capture the moment, while Li Peifeng pretended to be indifferent, turning around: "I think it looks fine, let's go!"
"Go where?!" Xu Manning laughed and shook her head: "Hurry and change, I'll help you choose."
Even though Li Peifeng kept insisting there's no need, he couldn't stop Miss Xu's determination. After speaking, she turned around and went back to the master bedroom...
Oh heavens, you're really giving me a hard time!
Li Peifeng stomped and gritted his teeth, blocking Xu Manning, who was opening the door to enter the room: "Hurry up, let's go, why change? I'm fine with a T-shirt too."
"No way, it's too ugly!"
They were entangled at the bedroom door, with Wu Wenyue still holding her phone recording. But seeing Li Peifeng's uneasy state and his abnormal actions earlier, a hint of suspicion suddenly rose in her heart.
They dressed in black and white silk for the first time so proactively, yet Li Peifeng forcibly held back, saying he wanted to go shopping first and he was anxious to leave, that's one.
The two wanted Li Peifeng to dress up to go, but he refused and kept pushing back. Ultimately, he took an outfit that was mismatched and refused to change it when asked, that's three.
Now Xu Manning wanted to enter the bedroom to help Li Peifeng pick clothes, but he blocked her again, that's four!
"Did you hide someone in the closet?" Wu Wenyue put away the phone, jokingly said: "Otherwise, why stop Manning? If she wants you to change, just change, arguing more would waste more time."
At these words, Li Peifeng knew he could no longer block her, and silently let go of his hands: "Then I'll change, wait a moment."
Xu Manning frowned, staring at Li Peifeng's face, suddenly recalled the scenes earlier, she seemed about to open the closet door, then he kissed her. Could it be...
"I'll pick for you, whatever I choose you'll wear."
Xu Manning sensed something amiss. Although she felt the possibility was low, to be safe, she planned to open the wardrobe door herself to verify.
It wasn't unfounded paranoia, but Miss Xu had [the experience of peeking someone in the closet] herself, she had to be cautious!
"I can change myself, you guys wait outside..."
"Shut up!"
Li Peifeng still wanted to stop, but he could block Xu Manning, but not Wu Wenyue. The latter seized the opportunity, rushed into the bedroom, striding towards the closet: "I'll get your clothes."
It's over, the whole Jinxi North is going to be chaos!
"No!!"
Li Peifeng's eyes showed despair, watching Wu Wenyue standing in front of the closet, reaching out to grip the handle...
"Click~"
But before Wu Wenyue could pull, the wardrobe door opened by itself!
This startled Wu Wenyue, her face filled with fear, as she backed up half a step, ultimately sitting on the bed: "Who?!!"
"You didn't expect this, did you? It's me!"
Inside the closet, Huang Tianxuan cheerfully responded, holding a jacket and pants in each hand. After standing up inside, she looked at everyone with a gleeful expression: "Surprise~~ I've picked the clothes for you guys, let Peifeng wear this one!"
"..."
Wu Wenyue, still in shock, sat on the bed, not knowing what to say.
Xu Manning looked at Huang Tianxuan and then at Li Peifeng, with a forced smile: "Surprise? Mother funker!!!"







