My System Forces Me to Live off Women-Chapter 106 - 103: Capturing the Enemy General

After leaving the jewelry store, Li Peifeng went to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities. During this time, Wu Wenyue sent two WeChat messages.

Wu Wenyue: "I found her."

Wu Wenyue: "Come to underground parking lot, spot 302."

Li Peifeng didn’t know what the two had discussed, but when he saw them, he found them standing silently by the Audi A7 in a tense standoff.

Face-to-face, like two statues staring at each other from a distance.

Li Peifeng glanced at the car from over ten meters away; the car’s mirrors were retracted, indicating it was locked.

It seemed my kingdom’s supreme general had captured the enemy, but Xu Manning’s will to resist was strong and her hostile intent unwavering—she just refused to surrender...

"Oh~ so you guys are here?"

Li Peifeng exclaimed in surprise and then started singing without reason, singing while walking;

"Please allow me to settle down~ to bury the past with silence~"

"I come from the sea, battered by storms~ now I hide in the desert~"

"The things that should be hidden are always clear~ a thousand words are just silence~"

It’s well known that underground parking lots are particularly suitable for singing; the mixing effects are excellent, adding to the echoing effect, even overshadowing the randomness of Li Peifeng’s sudden singing.

But after only a few lines, when Li Peifeng reached the car, Xu Manning angrily stopped him: "Shut up!"

"Meeting across mountains and rivers in a sea of people~ Oh~ so you guys are here..."

Li Peifeng stopped short, reluctantly performing in the air, pretending to take out the car key from his pocket: "Beep beep~"

"Alright, the door’s open, let’s get in the car."

Wu Wenyue couldn’t help it, holding the car handle, turning her head away from Xu Manning and laughing loudly, bending over: "What an idiot!"

"Is it funny? What are you laughing at?"

Xu Manning expressionless: "You go by yourselves, I’m not giving you a ride, it’s not on the way."

"How about I pay you?"

"No! Stay far away from me!"

Li Peifeng gestured to the other large bag of items in his hand: "I bought goji berries and brown sugar for you at the supermarket. When we get back, I’ll make sugar water for you, and there’s herbal medicine for soaking feet. Let Yueyue help you soak your feet; we’ll both serve you, okay, Miss Xu?"

Xu Manning continued to glare angrily: "Don’t try to butter me up here, it’s useless. Stay far away, I’m going home!"

"...I’ll just get her water."

Wu Wenyue muttered: "Then you soak her feet, you pour the water."

"I could wash both of you," Li Peifeng frowned: "Just signed platinum, today’s novel hasn’t been updated yet. Hurry back home,"

"How many times do I need to tell you to understand? That’s your home, not mine! I gave you the house!"

Xu Manning sneered coldly: "Tomorrow, let’s go complete the formalities, don’t think I’m joking!"

Li Peifeng glanced at her: "Then today you still have to go home and pack your belongings, right?"

"Click~ click~ click~"

Wu Wenyue also remained silent, idly flipping the car handle.

"Stop fiddling, are you a child?!"

Xu Manning reprimanded, taking out the key to open the car door, still muttering angrily: "I’ll pack up when I get back, once packed, I won’t stay a second longer!"

...

Thanks to Li Peifeng’s perfect excuse, Xu Manning finally decided to open the car door, and the three headed home.

Yet, even so, once Miss Xu got home, she went into the bedroom and began packing her bags, rummaging through drawers as if she really planned to run away.

Wu Wenyue was beside her, trying his best to persuade, and attempted to rehang the clothes Xu Manning was packing into the suitcase back in the wardrobe...

"Don’t touch my clothes!!"

"Where are you going, getting mad over such a small thing? You chased me away, I didn’t leave, and he lets one rip, and you can’t take it?"

"Easy for you to say, because it wasn’t aimed at you!"

Wu Wenyue insincerely said: "You didn’t hear, after you left, he scolded me too, said awful things, so that’s why I didn’t catch up with you right away..."

"Don’t bother talking, I’m definitely leaving. This house will be yours. You two are so in love, without me getting in the way, I wish you a happy marriage soon!"

Wu Wenyue almost couldn’t hold back his laughter: "Are you sure? If that’s what you really want, I’ll help you pack."

Xu Manning gritted her teeth: "That’s exactly what I want. Consider the house my wedding gift to you from me, as my last gift as a friend; from now on, we’re done!!"

"It’s not out of the question... here, let me help you pack."

After saying that, Wu Wenyue enthusiastically helped Xu Manning organize clothes: "You should pack your own makeup, I’ll pack the clothes."

Xu Manning kept a sullen face, her hands stopped moving, but her stare was intense: "Wu Wenyue!"

"What?" Wu Wenyue blinked: "I can’t stop you from moving, I can’t help you move either?"

"Bang~"

Li Peifeng, who had been eavesdropping for a while in the living room, finally entered. If he didn’t show up now, he feared his kingdom’s supreme general would rebel!

You’re plotting treason!

"Come out!"

"What?!"

After he entered, he didn’t pay any attention to Xu Manning, just simply dragged Wu Wenyue into the living room and closed the door on the way out.

"What do you mean?" Li Peifeng asked in a low voice, questioning: "I asked you to calm things down, not cause more trouble!"

"I’m using reverse psychology with her, don’t you understand?"

"I don’t understand at all!"

Wu Wenyue sneered: "Didn’t you see when I started packing for her, she stopped moving? What do you call this? This is called thunder with little rain, bluffing, like a tiger but with a rabbit’s courage, she has a fierce front and a soft heart! Give her a few soft words and watch her come down off her high horse, but then you pull me out here!"

There’s some truth to that, but Li Peifeng didn’t dare let Wu Wenyue keep persuading, better safe than sorry; these two women seemed to have a splitting tendency because of him, which could lead to complications...

"I’ll go in and talk her down, you stay here and watch TV."

"You can’t talk her down." Wu Wenyue shook his head: "Trust me and let me do it. How long have you known her? We’ve known each other for two years, we dated for over a year, do I not know her better?"

"Your understanding is too superficial."

"What do you mean superficial? Are you saying I don’t know her as well as you?"

Wu Wenyue was both amused and angry: "You’re being ridiculous..."

Li Peifeng was impatient: "I know her depth! Does she know your size?"

"..."

"Do you still dare say you understand her?"

After a few seconds of silence, Wu Wenyue looked peculiar, speaking softly: "Speaking of which, how long are you? I’ve never measured. Did she measure for you?"

"What nonsense are you talking?"

"Take off your pants, I’ll measure for you."

"Stop it! Let go!"

"Hmm... let’s go to a hotel... let Manning stay alone to calm down for the night..."

During the week of menstruation, most women’s desires are high. Within the two to three days before menstruation, some women’s desires decrease, but others find their desires especially high, due to hormonal changes in the body, which is a normal phenomenon.

Evidently, Wu Wenyue was the latter.

She stood outside the guest room door, suddenly pushing Li Peifeng against the wall, started kissing him madly...

But Li Peifeng was smart and even inspired by this, instantly coming up with a plan to appease Xu Manning. As soon as the thought emerged, he slowly and forcefully pushed Wu Wenyue away, whispered: "I have a plan, tell me what you think..."

Then leaned close to her ear, whispering.

While listening, Wu Wenyue’s expression changed, and she blushed bright red by the end, saying three words to Li: "Stylish, huh!!"