My Milf System-Chapter 35 - . The art of Seduction and Survival

SLAP!

I stumbled back, my fingers grazing my stinging chin.

Rose had slapped me. HARD

"What do you think you're doing, human?" she groaned, shooting me a murderous glare.

"I—I'm sorry... I just couldn't resist. You looked so... beautiful."

I lied. Or maybe I didn't. It was the truth hiding another truth. What I couldn't tell her was that I gained Pleasure Points to fuel my magic by interacting with MILFs like her.

"You... you think I'm beautiful?" she asked, her cheeks flushing red.

I suppressed a smirk. "Yes, you're beautiful. The most beautiful in the world."

Spicing things up was my specialty. Here's a lesson for those who can't seduce a woman: look her in the eyes. Don't waver.

And lie.

Tell her she's the best thing you've ever laid eyes on. Then, slowly, approach her. The goal is to at least touch her hands while you keep lying—it increases believability by 19%. And if you can, start caressing her palm.

More lies.

"You know, ever since I was born, I've never seen anyone as stunning as you. You're a demon, yet you look like an angel."

SMASH!

A fist to the stomach sent me rolling across the floor.

Maybe don't say that when you're lying; end of lesson.

"Ouch... what was that for?" I groaned.

She scoffed and began putting on her clothes, slipping into a loose dress that barely reached her knees. The way it draped over her gave her an irresistible, seductive allure.

If she wasn't so violent, I'd be enjoying myself right now.

"You done with your training?" she asked, folding her arms. "Where are the rabbits?"

"I... well, you see, I was chased by the trees, and—"

"Get the hell out of here!"

Before I could react, she grabbed me and hurled me out the window. I crashed to the ground, landing painfully on black monster stones that looked eager to take a bite out of me.

I shot to my feet and ran back to the forest, deciding it would be wiser to hunt first and complete my daily quest of punching a tree later.

Rabbits.

Yeah, as if they'd be waiting for me.

I wandered in circles around the mountain, searching for even one.

No luck.

The scorching sun of the demon realm was draining me, but I didn't dare rest under the trees. No telling what those living bastards would do to me.

As I ventured deeper into the forest, I noticed several trees drying up—some already dead. Perfect candidates to punch later.

Then, I heard a cry from my right.

I turned and saw a tree.

A female tree, judging by the femanine humanoid shape of its bark. And it was crying.

I stepped closer and spotted a white rabbit beside it. Unlike normal rabbits, this one had a horn—currently buried deep into the tree's bark.

I activated my Appraisal skill and—crap!

[S-Rank Monster: Mana Farmer]

This thing wasn't just any rabbit—it fed on mana, draining trees dry to strengthen itself and its magic.

It could use magic.

"Hey..." I muttered, hurling a rock at it.

The rabbit snapped its head toward me, its glowing purple eyes brimming with malice.

I gulped.

Why the hell was I getting intimidated by a rabbit?

Clenching my fists, I charged.

It sprang backward, pulling its horn from the tree as the tree let out a relieved sigh.

"You're a fast one, aren't you? Rabbit," I muttered, drawing the dagger Rose had given me from my scabbard. "Well, let's fight to the death."

For a split second, I swear I saw it smirk—before it unleashed a massive wave of purple lightning straight at me.

CRACK!

Pain exploded through my body. I collapsed, completely paralyzed by the lightning, unable to move even a finger.

Dammit!

I quickly glanced at my screen.

419PP.

Plenty.

I switched to my Stat Points and maxed out Speed and Stealth for the first time. Then, I healed myself, instantly recovering from the lightning strike.

The rabbit had already returned to sucking mana from the tree, completely ignoring me.

Big mistake.

For the first time, I felt a powerful aura radiating from me. Moving like a ghost, I dashed at the rabbit at max speed. It barely registered my presence before I struck—sinking my dagger into its skin.

SNAP!

The blade shattered.

Its skin was tough as hell.

My PP wasn't high enough to max out Strength, so I boosted it halfway. No dagger? Fine. Time for brute force.

The rabbit, still cocky, lashed out another lightning strike.

It was slow.

I dodged effortlessly as l saw Its expression twisting in shock.

I used that split second to my advantage and lunged forward, pummeling it with my fists, punch after punch, but each punch felt like l was slamming into metal, but I kept going. Until...

CRACK!

Its skull caved in.

The rabbit dropped dead.

Panting, I slumped beside its body as my temporary buffs wore off.

"Uh... thank you, sir," came a nervous voice behind me.

The female tree.

I turned, smirking. "Nothing is free in this world, Mrs... Tree, I guess."

"I'm sorry, I don't have any fruits to offer right now," she said, voice trembling.

"Hah! Who said I wanted your lowly fruits? I'd be damned if I ate something from a talking tree that looks human. I mean, you even have breasts. Makes me curious... what else do you have?"

"I... uh..."

"Hahaha! Relax, I'm a pervert, but I wouldn't go that far."

She let out a relieved sigh.

"But I do need a reward," I continued, cracking my knuckles.

"Huh?"

"You heard me. Let me punch you. A hundred times."

"...What?"

"I did just save you."

"I... I guess I owe you for that. Do as you wish."

Grinning, I threw my first punch—right below what looked like her breast.

She let out a cry.

Not a pained cry.

More like... a high-pitched one.

Like she was enjoying it.

I heard another tree groan beside me, a distinctly male voice filled with anger.

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"Sorry, dude if she's your wife. But I gotta complete this quest!"

A hundred punches later, I finally stopped, grabbed my dead rabbit, and headed back to Rose's house.

Who would've known that hunting rabbits in the Demon Realm could be this hard!

But to get stronger, l didn't need this kind of training. I wanted something that'd increase my magic capacity, and allow me to unleash fire as strong as Rose's .

I wanted to be OP, fly over the clouds and become the strongest in the world.

But l guess that's not gonna be easy to achieve.

Tbc