My Life with Narration-Chapter 358 - 355: Your Sister Is Famous Now

"Dad, you two can rest assured. I’ve checked out Suhe School, it’s beautiful, and the people there are humorous and speak nicely. It’s a great place for retirement. The girls in the dormitory are also optimistic and cheerful. She might already be so happy she’s forgotten to come back."

In the evening, Su Qing held his phone, reporting Su He’s situation to the two elders through a video call.

Even though he hadn’t gone today, it didn’t stop him from reporting. After all, he’s still at the school, and it’s military training period. He couldn’t believe such a big living person could just disappear?

Even if she fainted and got hospitalized, the school would notify them. After all, it’s university. The teachers are mainly afraid of students dying at school; other than that, it’s no big deal.

If you fail a subject, you can retake it. If you fail the retake, you can repeat the course. Some special courses even allow you to build rapport with the teacher and get some key tips.

Don’t ask him how he knew. Anyway, when he was in school, there was an exam he failed every year, and then he would go find Liu Shuzhu for a retake.

He had to work his tail off to get Liu Shuzhu to give him key tips. He was all exercise, while she just moved a pen.

He spent billions while she just sipped water.

He was sore and exhausted, yet she was rejuvenated and full of vigor. That’s the difference.

Anyway, every time he had to rely on his slick tongue to pass the retakes, withstanding numerous hardships to finally graduate.

If someone like him can graduate, as long as Su He doesn’t pursue a postgrad degree, her university years could just be for fun.

Moreover, she’s studying finance; it’s not like we expect her to make tons of money in the future.

In the finance industry, even if he hasn’t studied it, he knows that after graduation, what matters isn’t your academic performance or the school’s prestige but your own capabilities and whether your family can provide resources.

In simpler terms, it’s whether your family has money. If they do, you can go far in this industry; otherwise, not so much.

Entering a brokerage is the most lucrative for finance majors. This industry is much like lawyers, following the typical 80/20 rule.

Twenty percent earn eighty percent of the money, while eighty percent earn twenty percent.

"Nonsense, what kind of brother are you being? We let you go there to play, but your mom and I just finished a video call with her. She was massaging her feet and crying, saying the military training was too exhausting!" Old Su said, feeling some heartache.

Even though his precious little jacket scraped his beloved car, still, precious is precious. Seeing his daughter over there massaging her feet and wailing, he felt bad too!

Meanwhile, Gotham City’s top lady was leisurely eating candied haw, and upon hearing that, she retorted:

"Well, if her feet hurt, there’s nothing we can do. Everyone’s doing military training. Why do you keep talking about our son, do you want him to do her military training for her? I think she’s just too pampered; she’ll be fine if she toughens up a bit. She didn’t cry when you didn’t call her."

It must be said, ever since he overpowered Old Su at home, although Old Su’s name is still on the first page of the household register, he’s become the de facto head of the household.

Plus, his mom’s been more and more reasonable lately, not blaming everything on him like before. Now she lays out facts and reasons things out, with a knack for small strategies, rendering Old Su, a university professor, helpless.

"Exactly, Dad, your school is starting military training too, right? Military training is always tiring, but once you get through it, you’ll be fine in ten days or half a month."

"Hey, mind your business with your dad, shut up!"

"Alright, alright, I’ll leave it. I’ll go to her school tomorrow, okay? I’ll record a video of her doing military training for you."

Meanwhile, in room 404 of Finance University’s girls’ dormitory, Su He was with her three roommates, applying face masks and gossiping, not at all matching the pitiful look she had during the video call with her dad, clearly feigning it.

"What, this is your sister-in-law? Wow, a big beauty!" Ying Tiantian exclaimed, eyes wide, looking at Shen Yi’s photo on Su He’s phone.

Wearing a graceful and elegant negligee, with long flowing hair, and a curvy figure, even just from a photo, she exuded a career woman vibe that captivated these little girls more than any regular handsome guy could.

"Straighten your tongue before you talk. This is called a beauty; she reads books with me, admires beauty, she’s a great beauty." Lv Xiaoxia corrected beside her.

Su He: ...

"You’re not much better than her."

Tao Qian looked at the photo on Su He’s phone, pondering on what kind of guy could match such a stunning woman, genuinely curious.

After all, she was the only one in the dormitory who hadn’t met Su He’s brother.

"By the way, Susu, you said your brother hasn’t left the capital yet? Can you call him over? Tiantian and I are fans of Da Huang!" Lv Xiaoxia asked excitedly.

Ying Tiantian’s eyes lit up at that: "Great idea, great idea, I haven’t seen a living internet celebrity yet, not counting last time."

Ever since they found out that Su He’s brother was the popular blogger they both liked, they’ve often asked Su He for information about him.

Judging by the video style alone, they could tell he had an interesting soul. They sensed it the first time they met.

What normal brother would introduce his sister to his friends? They missed their chance last time, but this time, they wanted a closer look. After all, the account ’Qing Huang Bu Jie’ has never shown his face. If in the future Su He’s brother reveals his face, they could seize the opportunity to post on social media.

"You’re fans of Da Huang, why do you want to meet my brother? My brother isn’t Da Huang, and he didn’t bring Da Huang either?" Su He looked askance at the two.

She had a knowing expression on her face.

Upon hearing that, the somewhat introverted Tao Qian spoke up: "I know, Da Huang is the dog, Da Qing is your brother. I saw in the comments; they want Da Qing to get neutered!"

The three of them: ...

The atmosphere became awkward at once.

No wonder socially anxious people aren’t good at mingling; it seems they all have a knack for saying deadly things.

Seeing the reaction, Tao Qian immediately felt she misspoke and apologized repeatedly: "S... sorry, I didn’t mean it, I didn’t want your brother to get neutered, I mean, it’s not up to me whether Da Qing gets neutered or not..."

Seeing Tao Qian almost on the verge of tears, Su He burst into laughter: "Haha, little Qianqian, you’re so cute. Da Qing hasn’t been neutered yet. He’ll do it after he marries my sister-in-law and has a baby, otherwise my mom wouldn’t agree, hahaha!"

Su Qing: Achoo... Achoo... Achoo!!

The next morning, Su Qing once again came to Finance University, accompanied by Tang Nan, who wore a large fisherman’s hat and a long white dress.

At the moment, she was fully covered with a hat, mask, and sunglasses.

Su Qing was carrying half a cold watermelon and some chilled drinks. The old folks at home had called, so he had to make an appearance, didn’t he?

"To the left... turn!"

"Right... turn!"

"March... forward!"

"One! Two! Three! Four! One two... three four, one two three... four!"

The synchronized chants echoed from the sports field, and in this scorching summer, it must be said, it was quite refreshing.

"Aren’t you too free as a boss? Don’t you have to work?" Su Qing asked Tang Nan beside him helplessly.

"Of course, if I still had to work every day as a boss, what’s the point of my job?"

Hearing this, Su Qing actually felt what she said made a lot of sense.

"Besides, I haven’t come to school to feel the youthful vibe for a long time. School is really good, it’s relaxing. You know, back in the day, I was the recognized belle on campus," Tang Nan continued, displaying a very proud demeanor.

Hearing this, Su Qing couldn’t help but look her up and down. Tang Nan also naturally spun around on the spot, openly showing off her great figure.

"Belle? More like a joke, considering you’re a comedian!"

Tang Nan: (╬￣皿￣)=○

"You’re the joke! I was super cool and aloof at school, okay?"

"Cool and aloof? No way, doesn’t seem like it at all. Do you even have that aura?"

Tang Nan: "Ahem, in front of outsiders, you have to put on an act! But back then, Sister Qing was also a campus belle, you don’t know, Lu Yang back then was the envy of so many boys. Who knew he’d turn out like that? Really, you know someone by their face, not their heart. Men are all no good."

Su Qing: ...

I didn’t do anything and still got scolded?

Moreover, when Tang Nan spoke, she didn’t mention Shen Yi at all, which was very much in line with her style, after all, the two would argue at every meeting.

"Anyway, back then, the crowd of people pursuing me could line up from the teaching building to the school gate!"

"Uh... the last time I saw so many men chasing after someone, it was when Chen Haonan swung a watermelon knife from east to west back then!"

"You..."

"Forget it, we’re here, let’s eat!"

"Eat? Eat what?"

As the two spoke, they arrived at the student training ground. Then Tang Nan saw Su Qing pull out two spoons from somewhere, holding half a chilled watermelon, scooping out a big chunk and putting it into his mouth, catching the resentful eyes of hundreds to thousands as they passed by.

"Of course, it’s watermelon, want some?" Saying this, Su Qing scooped a spoonful and offered it.

Seeing this, Tang Nan waved her hands repeatedly. With so many people around, she wouldn’t dare take her mask off.

"Why are you so mischievous!"

"You don’t understand, I’m looking for my sister. Since we can’t find her, we’ll let her spot us!"

Saying that, the two sat down in the shaded area of the stands. Besides them, there were also a few pairs of students, clearly indicating they weren’t the only ones here for the spectacle.

"Look, look, they’re practicing military boxing over there," Tang Nan pointed to a formation directly below them.

The formation, composed of an equal number of males and females, performed synchronized movements to the instructor’s commands.

Slap, a right leg, slap, a left front kick, slap, a series of whip punches, Haozi was lecturing on martial virtue.

It was obvious that the two, with their watermelon and cold drinks, attracted quite some attention from the students below, sweltering under the sun, even sharpening their gazes.

"Hey, hey, hey, is the one in front your sister?" Tang Nan exclaimed.

Upon hearing this, Su Qing followed her finger and indeed saw a familiar figure. Even in camouflage, he could recognize her at a glance, given they were raised by the same parents.

"It really is!" Saying this, Su Qing took out his phone.

Meanwhile, Su He below also noticed the two on the stands—both excited and angry. Excited because she recognized the person next to her brother was definitely Tang Nan, angry because her brother was eating watermelon right in front of her during her military training.

And eating it in front of the whole school, at that. She felt very conflicted inside about whether to go over after dismissal, afraid of being teased by her classmates if she did, but hesitating not to because it was Nan.

As she was pondering, the instructor came over and shouted at her:

"What are you looking at? Stand at attention!"

Su He was startled but her body obediently stood at attention immediately.

"Listen to my command, march in place... go, one!"

Su He kicked her leg hard, and instantly, a shoe flew off, and not just the shoe, but also a sanitary pad flew out, perfectly hitting the instructor and being caught in his hand.

In that instant, the instructor was stunned, and the surrounding area was silent at first, followed by some stifled laughter.

"What’s so funny? Let’s see who’s laughing?" the instructor turned around and roared angrily, then whispered, "Tie your shoelaces tighter."

Finishing, he hurriedly handed the sanitary pad back to Su He.

At this point, the two in the stands were already dumbfounded, mirroring each other’s stunned expressions, eyes wide and mouths agape. Even from the stands, they could clearly see Su He’s face turning beet-red.

"Your sister... she’s famous now!"

"No, she’s not my sister!"

[This is as bad as pooping in public on the sports field; the pretentious sister will earn a new title, "The girl who kicked a sanitary pad onto the instructor."]

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