My Life with Narration-Chapter 252 - 251: Then You’re Just Useless
Suddenly, Big Yellow embarked on a career working in a film crew.
After No-Business Sis managed to exchange her leg for a dog’s affection, all the girls in the crew went wild.
There are often dogs around, and it’s not uncommon to see human-like dogs online, but it’s rare to find one so human-like and a bit lecherous like this one.
The key point is, those human-like dogs online belong to other people. But this one is right in front of us, not only can you pet it, you can even enjoy the joy of interacting with it — all for just showing a bit of your thigh.
In today’s open society, what’s the big deal about showing a thigh? There are plenty of girls in super-short shorts on the streets.
Most importantly, there’s absolutely no guilt or shame in showing your thigh to a dog, isn’t it?
Then, Big Yellow’s happy life began.
"Big Yellow, look here, look here!"
"Big Yellow, how do you like my legs?"
"I heard you like stockings too, I’ll show you after my scene today!"
"Big Yellow, look at my legs... Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean? Look at me, don’t walk away! Are my legs really that ugly? Why do you look at everyone else’s but not mine?"
"Yeah, mine aren’t bad either!"
They say beauty is defined by comparison. Big Yellow is no longer that rural bumpkin that would lower its face for a lick in front of a country girl like Su He.
Now, if a leg catches its eye, it might not be sure about the person, but the leg must be a good leg.
It can’t be fat, but not too skinny either. Legs without flesh don’t feel good to lick. You might mistake it for licking a bone. Also, it must be long, straight, and fair.
Miss any of these criteria, and even if you’re wearing black stockings, if it licks through them, it’ll lose interest and turn away to someone else’s arms.
It’s clear that not all the actresses and female staff on set could win Big Yellow’s favor.
Just like a comment online said, "Big Yellow: It’s just a means to amuse me."
The ones who catch Big Yellow’s eye are naturally overjoyed, getting themselves a loyal dog follower, while those who don’t get chosen can only watch.
At the moment, several actresses surrounded Big Yellow, giving it commands. Even when they’re not thirsty, they insist Big Yellow fetches them water, including some quite famous actresses.
Rather than saying Big Yellow is being a simp for these girls, it’s more accurate to say these women are competing for Big Yellow’s attention.
If Su Qing were here, they would certainly think of that theory of being a simp relative to the situation.
Being a simp for one person is foolish, but if you’re being a simp for a hundred people, the relativity of who’s simping for whom might change.
Of course, some male actors also wanted to pet the dog, but they all got turned away by Big Yellow’s very human-like disdainful look.
Just like when a particularly handsome male actor, who’s been gaining online popularity recently, tried to tempt Big Yellow with a chicken drumstick, Big Yellow merely rolled its eyes and lay down, closing its eyes to rest.
Soon after, Big Yellow placed its paw on a female actress’s long leg and barked disdainfully.
"Woof!" [Even if I don’t have balls, I still don’t like males. Don’t touch me!]
Though no one present was fluent in level 10 dog language, just by that disdainful look, anyone could understand.
Seeing Big Yellow perform like this, Tang Nan couldn’t help but laugh and say, "See, I told you, you could use your legs in exchange!"
No-Business Sis nodded, "If so, it might even help the newcomers gain some exposure, but make sure you tell them, I don’t offer any rewards for this!"
"Oh, come on, everyone knows traffic is money."
"That’s good then, just saying in advance to avoid trouble later!"
The entertainment industry is a game of capital, and not everyone can play it, but the most important thing for an artist is exposure.
Building a fan base, expanding influence, and only then having the chance to enter the vision of capital.
For artists, fame is profit. In recent years, with the rise of the internet, there are plenty of influencers with millions of fans. Although they’re still looked down upon compared to entertainment industry artists, those with tens of millions often live even better than some celebrities, with greater influence.
Of course, established artists entering short video platforms can quickly gather fans, forming a virtuous cycle.
These days, which artist doesn’t have their own short video account? As for Weibo, its traffic isn’t what it used to be.
Of course, the reason why No-Business Sis agreed to this wasn’t because of the influence of Su Qing, who’s only a small influencer with a few hundred thousand followers. With their capabilities, they can promote through various channels. The main reason was to give Tang Nan some face. 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝓮𝒘𝙚𝙗𝒏𝙤𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝒐𝙢
Sometimes, human connections are more effective than money.
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PM, at home.
"Nan Sis, how’s this strength?"
"Nan Sis, are you thirsty? What fruit do you want? How about watermelon?"
"Nan Sis, what do you want to eat tonight?"
At the moment, Su Qing, acting like a sycophant, was massaging Tang Nan’s shoulders who was half-lying on the sofa, while showering her with flattery.
He had no choice; as soon as he got home from work, Tang Nan came back with Big Yellow. She threw him a USB drive, and when he opened it, it was filled with photos and videos of Big Yellow with female celebrities, featuring many familiar faces, including well-known artists like No-Business Sis and up-and-coming newcomers.
The shooting locations indicated it was in the crew, and some videos, if released, would certainly be behind-the-scenes content. Though there were a few male celebrities, they were rare.
While not all the photos and videos could be used as content, there was definitely enough to produce several videos, even some videos that could be a standalone episode.
The best ones, of course, were the interactions between No-Business Sis and Big Yellow, perfect for short video platforms, undoubtedly viral once posted.
Having achieved great success, Tang Nan enjoyed Su Qing’s service with a sense of satisfaction, making him run around to vent her grievances.
For the overly contended Su Qing, he didn’t mind at all and just went along with it. After all, making money doesn’t cost dignity; a real man can bend and stretch.
"Right, right, right there, harder, ah~~~ comfortable!" Tang Nan enjoyed her half-watermelon and moaned with closed eyes.
Meanwhile, Shen Yi, seeing Tang Nan acting so smug, was grinding her teeth in anger, especially towards Su Qing, who shamelessly acted this way over a few videos and photos, making her rub Big Yellow’s head hard in frustration.
"Oh Yi, your man... is amazing!" Tang Nan teased deliberately.
Shen Yi: "... Shut up, Su Qing, choke her, make her scream!"
"Hey, hey, hey, don’t take personal revenge. I was praising you! Besides, compared to your ecstatic moans, I’m already quite normal, okay?" Tang Nan retorted fearlessly.
Shen Yi was left speechless, but her clenched fists showed she wasn’t in a good mood.
But before she could explode, Tang Nan turned to Su Qing and said, "They said you can post those things, but you need to do a little favor, release some messages, and of course, tag them when you upload. There are some newcomers in there who need exposure."
Su Qing naturally agreed heartily, "No problem, Nan Sis. Don’t worry, I get it, it’s necessary!"
He clearly understood this was a matter of returning a favor.
Hearing his response, Tang Nan nodded satisfactorily and patted his shoulder with a smile, "Work hard, tomorrow Sis will take you along, and if it works out, maybe after I’m gone you can go on your own. More friends, more paths! I’ve got my eye on you!"
This left both Su Qing and Shen Yi dumbfounded.
"Weren’t you supposed to be the guest singer? Don’t you need to rehearse, you’re supposed to perform on Sunday?" Su Qing asked.
Guest singers may not be that important, but they can’t be randomly chosen either, as it affects the quality of their concert.
Even Shen Yi looked at her with some concern, thinking this woman had been playing too wildly recently.
Seeing their expressions, Tang Nan helplessly retracted her neck and replied awkwardly, "Actually, I’m just there for a cameo, to show up and warm up the crowd. The rest of the time, I’ll be offstage."
Both of them: ...
So, you’re just a space filler... Even if you’re an artist with no talent, just interacting with the audience can give the main artist some rest. Well, no wonder you’re a model, one of the representatives of relying on looks in the entertainment industry.
"Hey, what’s with your expressions? Yes, in terms of acting, I’m not as good as professionally trained actors. Yes, my singing is just KTV level, but..."
"Then you’re useless!"*2
Su and Shen said in unison.
Tang Nan: ...
