My Life is a literal「Life」stream!-Chapter 43: Brother Hoodlum: let’s go find that F*CKER!!
"Fellow Daoist? Oh! You read a lot of xianxia novels on qidian, don’t you?" Tian Hua smiled and looked at Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma.
She thought that Shan Ye was cracking a joke.
"No, I do not." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma shook her head.
Hmm?
Tian Hua was taken aback and she fell silent.
She had no idea how to continue from there....
"Ah, Hua-jie, Shan Ye, what are you both looking for me for?" Xiao Shen made a timely intervention before things became awkward.
"Well, it’s like this..." Tian Hua curled a strand of her long black hair around her finger and played around with it. She did not park up her hair into a bun today, allowing it to flow past her shoulders. "I was extremely tired yesterday and ended up oversleeping this morning. I woke up by 12 pm, can you believe it?!"
"Indeed, I can." Xiao Shen nodded his head and sighed. "Why do you think I’m just coming out of my dorm?"
"Ah? Indeed, I was supposed to look for Shen-ge at the classroom!" Tian Hua felt the urge to facepalm and shook her head. Then she furrowed her brows for a while when then raised them in surprise. "Oh? Did Shen-ge also oversleep today?!" 𝕗𝚛𝚎𝚎𝐰𝗲𝗯𝗻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝕞
"Till twelve pm!" Xiao Shen did not know where to laugh or cry as he spread out his hands.
"The exhaustion seemed to have been caused by a forceful exertion of mental energy. Did you little juniors take any magical pills? Enlightenment ones, perhaps?" Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma smiled genially and asked with a raised brow.
[This woman knows about the comprehension capsule.]
[She is a rather knowledgeable lass.]
[Tch, petty! Showing off in front of Anchor!]
[Anchor, don’t fall for it!]
Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his mouth.
He looked at Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma and nodded his head. "So it was like that!"
"..." Tian Hua was at loss.
She felt like she was operating at a different wavelength from Xiao Shen and Shan Ye!
"What... What are you two even talking about?" She adjusted her glasses and tilted her head cutely.
"We were talking about the side effect of taking..." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma began, but was interrupted by Xiao Shen.
"Haha, since we have free time today, what are we wasting out time here for? What do you say we go out and play!"
He absolutely could not let Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma tell Tian Hua about the comprehension capsule!
***
In an alley, many hoodlums gathered together and were having a discussion. Some had dyed their hair in many different colors, some had pierced ears and noses, while some dressed like people from those old Hong Kong gangster movies that were popular in the 80s.
"We must find the bastard that dared to beat up our brothers and deal with him!" Brother hoodlum 2 said, pounding his open palm with his fist.
"I’m sure that he’s probably from one of the other groups trying to steal our territory!" Brother hoodlum 8 said while gnashing his teeth.
"But how do we find him?" Brother hoodlum 5 raised a brow. "There are thousands of students in this university!"
"Yeah, did he leave his name or something?" Brother hoodlum 7 asked.
"Pfft! Use your brain, Gao Chen! If you attacked someone and gave them your name, would you not end up in trouble?" Brother hoodlum 9 shook his head.
"The f*cker said that he was a student of the chemistry department!" Brother hoodlum 1 winced in pain and shook his fist.
"But, what if he was telling a lie?" Brother hoodlum 8 said. "That way, when we go to take revenge, we would end up going to look for him in the wrong department!"
"But... What if he was telling the truth," Brother hoodlum 10 said, stroking his chin. "That way, we would assume that he was lying and purposely avoid looking for him in the chemistry department!"
"Hmm..."
All the brother hoodlums fell silent in deep thought. Finding the fellow that dared to cross them would be rather troublesome, buy for the sake of revenging their beaten up comrades, it was something that completely had to be done!
"Oh! I’ve got it!" Brother hoodlum 6 raised his hand into the air. "What if we spread out and look for him in the student’s dormitory! If he is renting a house off campus, then we will go and ask for him in the chemistry department first, before going over to other departments. The university is only so big, surely we brothers will run into him sooner or later!"
"Yes, yes! That is an amazing idea!" Brother hoodlum 4 nodded his head. "What do you guys think?"
"I don’t see an issue with it." Brother hoodlum 5 nodded his head.
"It’s all good!" Brother hoodlum 9 also nodded in agreement.
"It’s settled, then!" Brother hoodlum 10 grinned evilly. "Let’s go find that f*cker!"
***
Xiao Shen, Tian Hua and Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma had sachets of sugar coated peanuts in their hands as they walked together on the street within the University Town. Many guys seeing the scene felt their livers slightly hurting.
Some of them had not even managed to score one girlfriend, yet this fellow brazenly walked about with two!
Even though the girl on the left was rather odd with her shiny bald head and the six jieba scars on her forehead, one could not deny that she was drop dead gorgeous!
Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma threw another sugar coated roasted chestnut into her mouth and bit on it, crunching it with her teeth and swallowing it. "Mmn."
She smiled and looked at Xiao Shen.
"Little junior fellow daoist Xiao Shen, these delicacies are truly exquisite!"
"Ah? Shan Ye-jie, have you not eaten sugar coated roasted chestnuts before?" Tian Hua raised her brows in surprise.
"No." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma shook her head. "I have lived on vegetables alone since I was a small child."
"Aww, that’s so sad!" Tian Hua felt depressed just thinking about it. If she had been forced to go through her life that way, without eating sweets or candy or anything good, was there even any point in living?!
