My Life is a literal「Life」stream!-Chapter 17: Xiao Shen is Xiao Shen!

Aura meant a lot to a cultivator. The lack of it meant that one had perished. Excess of it meant that one had recently made a breakthrough and transcended a tribulation, and a high amount of it meant that one was terrifyingly strong.

Aura could not be faked, nor could it be hidden. Except, maybe, by incomprehensibly powerful fellows.

Living people without a qi aura were either one of these incomprehensibly powerful fellows, or an ordinary mortal.

Mu Laoban’s daughter looked Xiao Shen up and down and shook her head inwardly.

This was obviously not an incomprehensibly powerful fellow!

Not to mention that he was radiating with a provoking aura from his very soul that made one unconsciously want to attack him!

Xiao Shen did not know it, but that was the power of the <special antagonizing constitution> working it’s wonders!

It was the innate constitution contained by ugly animals, small objects and annoying people, that made one just want to chase them away or beat them up.

Ever wondered why you got annoyed by that particular odd object, or that annoying fly, or, better still, why you slapped mosquitoes to death on impulse?

This was why!

"Se— no, Fellow Daoist," Mu Laoban’s daughter narrowed her eyes. "May I know your Daoist name?"

It was taking a lot of her willpower to resist attacking him!

".... No." Xiao Shen shook his head, still feigning seniority. "Humph, puny creatures like you are not worthy of learning this small deity’s Daoist name! Merely hearing it would cause your brain to melt and run out of your nose!"

The lines were so cringe that he wanted to hide his face away in embarrassment, but, as long as it worked, he managed to endure.

"Xiao Shen." Mu Laoban’s daughter nodded her head. "I shall remember you."

"...." Xiao Shen had his body suddenly stiffen.

F*ck! She had actually guessed his real name— No, she had taken on the word ’small deity’ as his name, and it, ironically, bore the same characters as his real name!

This meant that, if she did a bit of research with her cultivation network or whatever, she might be able to find him!

[A/N: Apparently, 小神(Xiáo Shén) meaning ’Small deity’ or ’lesser god’, sounds the same as 晓绅 (Xiǎo Shēn), meaning Dawn Gentleman. Xiao Shen was born at dawn, thus the name, and he fears that she could use the name to find out that he was just an ordinary university student.

Hehe, it is also a play of words like the title. In Chinese, it would read as, 晓神是晓绅 (Xiǎo shén is Xiǎo Shēn), meaning The Small god is Dawn’s Gentleman...]

She bent her waist with cupped fists and made a bow. "We shall meet again."

"Hey! Are you tired of living? Don’t even think about crossing paths with me again!" Xiao Shen was completely terrified by her words and he tried to scare her off.

But, alas. She already had doubts about his identity and his current state was absolutely not helping matters.

It took all of her willpower to not succumb to her desires and attack him as she had read a lot of xianxia novels, learning that provoking someone with an unknown level of strength was a very dumb thing.

Even though she was skeptical about his true identity, she still took his words seriously.

After all, he was a possible powerhouse.

"Mmn." There was a small smile to her face as she nodded her head. "Noted. I shall make sure we never cross paths once more."

What, did he think that threatening her life would make her leave off avenging her father?

Ha! Naive, Xiao Shen!

She would send cultivator after cultivator from different sects and families to probe his strength!

Surely, they would never meet again, but she would make sure that he would never rest until he was eventually killed off by the waves of cultivators swarming him!

And, if he turned out to be an ordinary mortal, then she would make sure that he suffered a fate that was far worse than death!

[That face... She’s definitely planning something!]

[Anchor, kill her too!]

[Such a beauty, have you heard about dual cultivation, Anchor?]

[@### how dare you suggest such to MY Anchor?!]

«[Viewer ### has been blocked for one (1) minute for trying to inflict deliberate harm to Viewer ###]»

Xiao Shen nodded his head stiffly and folded his hands. "Now scram!"

Since she had already bowed, Mu Laoban’s daughter did not stand on ceremony. She performed a complicated hand seal and, well, ’poof!’

She was gone just like that.

Xiao Shen heaved a sigh of relief. He had come out of that hurdle unscathed. If Mu Laoban’s daughter had used cultivator logic, the scenario would have been very different.

While normal people would try to peacefully resolve problems with negotiation, cultivators seemed to avoid problems altogether by murdering the person!

A dispute? Kill!

An argument? Kill!!

Love triangle? Kill both and then kill the young master’s entire clan!!!

If Gods block, kill the Gods!

If Buddhas block, kill the Buddhas!

Kill him! Kill her! Murder everyone!

Muhahahaha!

Xiao Shen sighed and shook his head.

It was a very f*cked up mentality.

He had killed her father, even though the Old Baldy had tried to kill him first, and was liable to retaliation.

It was only fair that she would try to kill him in return.

"Aiyah... I’ve had enough extraordinary things for one day..." Xiao Shen muttered to himself and scratched the back of his head.

All children liked candy, but if you gave a child a candy factory, then he would eat until he got tired. That was the state he was in right now.

After dying more than thrice, regressing multiple times, seeking death, cheating death and experiencing superhuman strength and speed, he had gotten enough.

But that was only for today...

For, even despite getting tired of candy, the child would definitely still return for more tomorrow!