My Dragon Baby and Billionaire Husband-Chapter 672: Going Home with Auntie! 1
Ye Shen couldn’t control himself and gave the Little Daoist’s head a rub, saying, "Kid, are your Daoist skills up to par? My luck today isn’t shining brightly; I’ve been down on my luck, toiled as a laborer for someone all afternoon. But tell me quickly, how am I ’unable to escape good fortune’?"
"Because, Uncle, you’ve met Baby!"
The Little Daoist stretched out her chubby little finger, pointing at her soft, cute self and saying, "Meeting me is the greatest fortune you have today, Uncle. You’re quite blessed today."
For a moment, Ye Shen found himself at a loss for words: "..."
Ye Siyuan also squatted down and said, "Kid, why don’t you tell me how my luck is today?" 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂
Su Chaoyang, the little baby, shook her head, her eyes blinking like black grapes, and said, "Auntie, your forehead is darkened; it’s certain you will encounter a bloody disaster today."
"PFFT, HA HA HA..." Ye Shen felt a sense of balance in his heart.
Ye Siyuan kicked Ye Shen hard. What was so funny? She refused to believe that her forehead was "darkened" or that she was doomed to a bloody disaster today!
Although the Little Daoist looked adorably cute, that finely crafted little mouth of hers could really spout nonsense, not even remotely accurate.
Ye Siyuan decided to humor her. "Then tell me, what kind of bloody disaster will it be?"
The Little Daoist shook her little head mysteriously and said, "Auntie, the will of Heaven must not be revealed~~"
"I understand." Ye Siyuan took out two hundred yuan from her handbag and handed it to the Little Daoist. "Can you reveal it now?"
The Little Daoist reached out with her chubby hand and swiftly stashed the two hundred yuan into her little bamboo basket, speaking with an air of seriousness, "Auntie, a Malicious Ghost has entangled itself with you. But don’t be scared; with Baby here, no Malicious Ghost dares to harm you. Just take me home with you, Auntie."
So this little milk bun is homeless and wishes to be taken in?
Ye Siyuan held back her laughter and deliberately put on a terrified expression. "What Malicious Ghost? Can you see one around me?"
The Little Daoist immediately started calculating with her fleshy little hands and said, "Auntie, the Malicious Ghost dares not touch you during the day, but she will cling to you at night. Haven’t you been feeling that you haven’t slept well recently? Often waking up feeling suffocated as if being pressed down on?"
Ye Siyuan said, "Yes."
For several nights, she had been sleeping in a daze, feeling as though something was pressing down on her, unable to move or call out, feeling utterly helpless and extremely frightened.
But Ye Siyuan knew that it was sleep paralysis, because her hand was pressing on her chest during sleep, which caused the illusion of being pressed down by a ghost.
According to Western medicine, this is a type of sleep paralysis, where the sleeper is half-awake, with brainwaves of a waking state, and some might even experience visual hallucinations. But the muscle tonicity is at its lowest...
Anyway, by the year 2051, no one still believes in the tales of ghosts and spirits.
The Little Daoist immediately narrowed her eyes like black grapes and huffed indignantly; so the Malicious Ghost dared to trouble Baby’s auntie!
Does she think Baby is all for show?
"Auntie, take Baby home with you. Baby will sleep with you at night; Baby will slay her for you!"
How could Ye Siyuan possibly bring a child home just like that? She was merely teasing the Little Daoist. Reaching out to pinch her chubby, rosy cheeks, she asked, "First, tell me what that Malicious Ghost looks like, and why is she bothering me?"
The Little Daoist continued her calculations, her big eyes fluttering, and said, "Auntie, that Malicious Ghost, her name is Bai Qingshui."
