My CEO Baby Daddy Keeps Falling for My Tricks-Chapter 934: After the 947th Scheme
Chapter 934: After the 947th Scheme
Su Yueze didn’t believe it. "Liar, you just don’t want to feed me!"
Shen Hanqian gave him a disdainful look. "Let’s say I am lying to you then!"
"Don’t be like that, give me another bowl, will you?" Su Yueze was insatiable.
Shen Hanqian waved away his lingering hand. "I told you no means no. Aphrodisiacs, if overconsumed, can cause the opposite effect, leading to bleeding from all orifices, you know?"
After hearing that, Su Yueze became a bit scared. "Is that so? Then I’d better not!"
He placed the bowl back on the table.
Qiao Junnan certainly knew this, but seeing Shen Hanqian so attentive made him quite jealous. "You never used to understand these things!"
Shen Hanqian felt his strong jealousy and sorrow, but she didn’t feel the slightest bit embarrassed or ashamed.
She boldly admitted, "Yeah, I was younger before. Besides, you were always out having fun. Did you really expect me, as your wife, to make you tonics? Qiao Junnan, you should know I’m not that foolish of a woman!"
Qiao Junnan turned red-faced from her words. "I know, I’ve always known you’re smart, exceptionally smart!"
"Mhm!" Shen Hanqian nodded and wasn’t finished, she even moved her arm. "Good that you know!"
"But you’re so considerate towards Xiao Qingcang, aren’t you afraid he might change his heart? You do know that in terms of wealth, Xiao Qingcang is the richest, and in terms of looks? Even though he’s not as handsome as me, he’s still quite attractive!" Qiao Junnan never admitted that Xiao Qingcang was handsome.
After all, he couldn’t compete with money, and if he couldn’t compete in looks either, that would mean a total defeat!
Shen Hanqian curled her lips in a look of disdain for him. "Fine, if you say you’re more handsome than my Xiao Qingcang, then you are. But in my eyes, Xiao Qingcang is truly manly, handsome, and virile!"
Su Yueze couldn’t stand it anymore, pinching her cheek. "Look at you, seeming more and more like a country girl from ancient times with no experience of the world!"
Shen Hanqian brushed off Su Yueze’s hand. "You’re just downright jealous!"
"We really have nothing to be jealous of, especially not Xiao Qingcang’s looks!" Su Yueze said.
Shen Hanqian didn’t want to argue with them anymore. After all, Xiao Qingcang never wasted time arguing about looks; in his presence, they were already utterly defeated. "Don’t change the subject. Didn’t Qiao Junnan just ask me if I worry about Xiao Qingcang fooling around outside? I’ll tell you, I’m not afraid at all. Our marital life is exceptionally harmonious. He’s already exhausted just dealing with me, let alone having the energy to fool around!"
Su Yueze and Qiao Junnan exchanged glances, visibly annoyed by Shen Hanqian’s pride.
Qiao Junnan circled around the point. "So what you’re saying is that your dear Xiao is now impotent?"
"..." Shen Hanqian rolled her eyes, knowing that these people just couldn’t stand to see others happy.
Su Yueze’s eyes lit up, obviously very interested in knowing more about the subject. "Really? My cousin can’t do it? That can’t be right? He’s still so young, even if work is a bit stressful, even if he spends a long time working every day, and even if his physical strength may have decreased a bit. But he shouldn’t be too feeble to satisfy a woman, right?"
"You don’t need to overthink it, he’s doing very well. It’s just that our nights are a bit too exhaustive!" Shen Hanqian was forced to say these words by them.
How could they slander her husband like that!
The two men were speechless again!
Xiao Qingcang walked into the dining room, frowning at the two guests. "When did you start envying me to the point of talking nonsense? You two think I can’t do it, hmm?"
While speaking, he pulled out a chair and sat down.
Shen Hanqian was especially excited to see her husband returning home, fluttering into his arms like a colorful butterfly and planting a resounding kiss on his lips. "Hubby, why did you get home so late today? Tell me, have you been up to no good?"
Xiao Qingcang couldn’t help but laugh inwardly, knowing that this woman was deliberately acting the fool in front of the other two men.
Alright, a woman wants others to see how dearly loved she is by her man, and he was more than willing to play along.
He promptly lifted her onto his lap and returned her kiss with a deep one of his own.
In the restaurant, the two of them were kissing so passionately that they couldn’t bear to part.
Even their hands began to frantically roam over each other’s bodies.
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"Ahem..."
Qiao Junnan and Su Yueze could hardly bear to watch any longer and had no choice but to cough conspicuously.
Only then did the two infatuated individuals part, and an embarrassed Shen Hanqian buried her reddened cheeks into his chest, closing her eyes and wishing she could just disappear on the spot.
Xiao Qingcang, however, looked at them unabashedly, a playful smile forming on his lips, as he said leisurely, "I’m surprised you could even feel embarrassed, that’s quite unexpected."
Qiao Junnan knit his brows and stayed silent.
Su Yueze, however, spoke forthrightly. "Bro, please don’t misunderstand; it’s not that we’re embarrassed, but rather that you two were being too provocative, and it was really getting to us, hard to resist!"
He was telling the truth, as both his and Qiao Junnan’s cheeks were flushed red, and their posture was stiff, clearly suppressing something.
Xiao Qingcang was quite satisfied with the effect he had created; after all, these two jerks took the opportunity when he wasn’t home to take liberties with his wife. "Hmm, looks like that tiger whip soup really does the trick!"
It was only then that Su Yueze remembered and nodded with astonishment. "Indeed, I’ve been feeling rather hot since drinking it!"
"Hehe, really hot?" Xiao Qingcang asked again.
"Yes!" Su Yueze answered once more.
"Well, that’s good. But do you know that you’re not supposed to move for ten hours after eating tiger whip soup! At least, you can’t move extensively!" Xiao Qingcang said.
"What? Is that really a thing?" Su Yueze, unaware, looked towards Qiao Junnan.
Qiao Junnan seemed to understand.
However, Qiao Junnan was also completely bewildered. "Really? But I’ve never heard of that before!"
"You guys are younger than me, so naturally you don’t know as much. I heard about this from the locals when I was serving in the army in the northeast; they are quite knowledgeable about this!" Xiao Qingcang spoke with convincing earnestness.
Even Shen Hanqian was doubtful. "Really? But why haven’t you mentioned it before?"
Xiao Qingcang pinched her nose gently. "Before, it was just me drinking it, so who was I supposed to tell? As long as I knew, it was fine. Think about it, have I ever walked around after drinking the soup?"
Shen Hanqian thought about it and realized that he hadn’t, because every time he had something for virility, he would soon pull her back to the bedroom, and they would cling together, tirelessly frolicking.
Moreover, if he didn’t make love for several hours, until everything was a blur, he would not stop.