My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!-Chapter 720 - 443

"Uh... that should be it."

Xiao Yu looked at the confused little fatty with some sympathy. Then, with great care and kindness, she went over the parts of the test he struggled with until the little fatty nodded in agreement repeatedly.

"Xiao Yu, you’re really amazing. You can solve such difficult Olympiad math problems at a glance. If I were as smart as you, no question could ever stump me..."

The little fatty’s face was full of envy and admiration.

However, those words caused Xiao Yu to pause slightly before she had a sudden realization.

That’s right, her strong suit had never been fighting.

Besides, Uncle and Sister Weiwei were already so formidable. Even if she trained to perfection, in a real danger, it would likely only be the icing on the cake.

Her sister often taught her to play to her strengths and avoid her weaknesses.

But the prerequisite was, she had to find a way to master the "true scripture" that sometimes worked and sometimes did not...

Bungee jumping? But it seemed there was an age restriction, and she couldn’t do that, right?

Xiao Yu rested her chin on her hands, her gaze involuntarily drifting towards the window...

...

At dusk.

Two young female teachers with red armbands were on duty, patrolling the school.

"Hey! Mr. Fang, Zhao Ge released a new song recently, have you heard it?"

"Of course! I’m a hardcore fan of Zhao Ge. I bought the album the moment it was released!

Especially the song ’Chasing Light,’ it sounds so good. I’ve been putting it on repeat these past few days."

"Me too, absolutely love it! If it weren’t for the finals being so close and me being so busy, I would have definitely gone to the live concert.

By the way, Mr. Fang, I heard you have Zhao Ge’s autograph. Is that true or not?"

"How did you know? Got a nose like a dog, huh?"

"Ah! So envious!"

"It’s nothing. I spent quite a bit of money for that autograph..."

Mr. Fang’s voice took on a slightly grinding tone as he spoke.

As they chatted, they toured each classroom to confirm there were no lingering students and were about to leave for home when passing by the small grove in the school...

"Bang!" "Whimper~"

"Huh? What was that noise?"

The two turned in unison towards a patch of grass in the distance.

Sounds of rustling came from within...

"Just now... did something fall from the tree?"

"Could it be a little squirrel or something?"

"Bang!" "Hiss~" "Ouch..."

As they wondered, the sound came again, clearer this time, and it seemed to be mingled with an odd hissing noise...

In the quiet school, it sounded rather eerie.

"That... doesn’t sound like a squirrel, does it?" Mr. Fang couldn’t help but step back.

"Maybe it’s a snake..." the other teacher whispered.

"No... it can’t be, right?"

"Haha! Look how scared you are, in broad daylight, how could there be snakes? Mr. Fang, you’re too timid."

"Really now, don’t scare me on purpose. Just yesterday, I watched a horror movie with my boyfriend..."

"Alright alright, let’s go check it out!"

"Hey, wait for me..."

The two approached the source of the noise cautiously, then peered out from behind a tree...

"Huh? There’s nothing here?" Mr. Fang looked around.

"Probably got scared off already, must’ve been a small animal or something," said the other teacher in a relaxed tone.

"Phew~ That seems to be the case."

But just as Mr. Fang was beginning to relax...

"Swoosh~" He felt a gust of wind behind his head!

It felt as if something had fallen from above, but after a moment, there was no sound of it hitting the ground...

At that moment, the other teacher facing him had her mouth gradually opening wide, seemingly looking with a face of horror at something... behind him...

In the blink of an eye, all that was left in his mind was the scene from the horror movie watched last night, where "the thing that cannot be named" appeared behind the protagonist, its pale eyes staring at them...

Suddenly, he felt a chill run down his spine!

"Ahhh~"

...

1103.

"What? Complained by a teacher?"

Meng Lang’s face was a picture of surprise.

"No way, Xiao Yu is super well-behaved and sensible at elementary school level, how could something like being complained about by a teacher happen?"

"Yeah! I don’t believe it either!" Yan Weiwei nodded.

"I heard the teacher was almost scared to faint. There were two witnesses, could this be fake?"

Lin Haitang looked at Xiao Yu, who was hanging her head with a gloomy expression with some speechlessness.

"Thankfully, no one was hurt. Look at how you’ve fallen; your leg is all bruised..." Lin Haitang felt a bit heartbroken but had to put on a stern face.

"Tell me, why did you climb a tree instead of going home after school?" freewёbn૦νeɭ.com

Xiao Yu? Climbing trees?

Meng Lang was puzzled; how could these two things possibly go together?

Isn’t that supposed to be Meng Qingqing’s private hobby?

Xiao Yu twiddled her fingers, looking down.

"That... I saw a poor kitten that couldn’t get down from the tree, so I wanted to go up and save it. I didn’t expect to fall down by accident...

Actually, I had observed beforehand; the soil on the ground is very loose, and it’s not that high, so even if I fell, I wouldn’t get hurt..."

"Is that the point? Saving a cat? You fell from the tree several times; how many cats are there that need your persistent rescue up and down?" Lin Haitang rolled her eyes.

"Uh... actually, I was thinking of climbing the tree for bird eggs..."

The three people looked at Xiao Yu expressionlessly.

Xiao Yu shrank her neck guiltily, realizing she couldn’t hide the truth any longer, and finally told the truth.

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