My All-Heavens Chat Group-Chapter 411 - 25 It Turns Out I’m the Clown Myself_1
Empress of Huan Yin Sect: "So what if you’re Descendants of the Great Tang Dynasty? Are kings and generals destined to their positions by birth?"
Dog Son of the Upper God: "Empress Sister is so domineering! Kill Li Xingyun!"
Dominator of the World Association: "Dog Son, how many sisters have you acknowledged?"
Dog Son of the Upper God: "Every beauty in the group is my sister!"
Ye Tiandi: "Why do I suddenly feel that taking disciples or sworn sons is a very dangerous thing?"
I Don’t Want To Be Zhao Gao: "If there were no chat group, Sect Leader Yue would make one cut, only to be killed by his disciple Ling Huchong in the end!"
Tushan’s Second Master: "Leader Xiong will be killed by his own disciples, Fengyun. His rise was due to Fengyun, and so too will be his fall."
Lover of Beast Milk: "The Lecherous Immortal will be killed by the orphan he adopted!"
Great Sage: "Tie Dan Divine Marquis will also be killed by his adopted son!"
Huashan Sect Master: "..."
Dominator of the World Association: "..."
Lecherous Immortal from Toad Mountain: "..."
Little Dragon Lady Who Hangs Silk and Sleeps: "So taking disciples is that dangerous."
Demon Gate Yinhou: "Little Sister Dragon, you should also be careful. Though you’re a beauty and unlike them—not facing mortal danger—your disciple could still take you out!"
The Lord of Great Qin: "Empress Yin, you’re quite the ’expert driver,’ able to speed even on a ’broken road’ like this?"
Demon Queen: "I’ve realized that among these big villains, Yue Buqun, Xiong Ba, and Jiraiya all lacked skills and deserved to die."
"But Tie Dan Divine Marquis clearly had unbeatable martial arts in the world, yet he killed himself over a woman?"
"Mama just understood why Tie Dan Divine Marquis turned into Tie Dan Divine Marquis. It turned out he turned his bravery into eggs, no wonder he played himself to death!"
I Don’t Want To Be Zhao Gao: "The Queen has keen insight! I didn’t expect it could be explained this way!"
Tushan’s Second Master: "May I ask for the current mental shadow size of Tie Dan Divine Marquis?"
Tie Dan Divine Marquis: "..."
Tie Dan Divine Marquis: "Now that I know the future, I will certainly not repeat the same mistakes. In a while, I will personally go and eliminate that Cheng Zifei rascal. I want to see if the Son of Destiny can turn the tide!"
Lecherous Immortal from Toad Mountain: "But Cheng Zifei is the son of Su Xin and Gu Santong, Divine Marquis. If you kill Cheng Zifei, are you giving up on Su Xin?"
Demon Queen: "Old Toad, after living for so many years, don’t you understand? For example, if a male lion sees a lioness with a cub and wants to possess the lioness, what will it do?"
Lover of Beast Milk: "Eeya, I know, I’ve seen it! The male lion will kill the cub, and then he can possess the lioness!"
"I heard from Grandfather Clan Leader that as long as the lioness doesn’t have her cub anymore, she will agree to mate with other male lions!"
Demon Queen: "Correct, Little Dot is really clever!"
Ye Tiandi: "You’ve even corrupted the Emperor of the Wilderness! He’s still just a kid!"
「The Number One Under Heaven world.」
「Guardian Dragon Villa.」
Tie Dan God Marquis Zhu Wushi stood in the great hall, hands behind his back, his expression constantly changing.
With my current strength, plus the faith of the Lord of Hongmeng, conquering the world would be as easy as flipping my hand!
Zhu Wushi pondered. Before, he had to collect dirt on the top ten generals and threaten them into supporting him. But now...
All he needed to do was spread the "Meditation Method." Given his status as one favored by a Divine Spirit, not just the top ten generals, but the entire court of civil and military officials, and even the common people, would support him without hesitation.
This was the majesty of Divine Spirits.
The world was his for the taking.
Yet, at this moment...
The throne he used to obsess over and scheme to obtain seemed no longer attractive to him. He felt somewhat jaded. Indeed, the unattainable is always provocative. Like an unparalleled goddess—before obtaining her, people think of her day and night, calculating every move, even willing to give up their lives for her. But once truly obtained, after a shiver of the body, regardless of whether she is an unparalleled goddess or an immortal of unparalleled beauty, it seems just so. All becomes tasteless.
Forget it. Just let him be a puppet Emperor. With the divine right to rule, I’ll have supreme power without bearing infamy or dealing with various trivial matters. I just need to concentrate on preaching and performing rites for My Lord. Striving for immortality and divinity is the true path!
Zhu Wushi’s gaze firmed, his decision made.
For now, I will go and deal with Gu Santong and that bastard!
A murderous intent flashed in Zhu Wushi’s eyes; Su Xin was his, and everyone else must die.
「Eighteen Layers of Heavenly Prison.」
Zhu Wushi stepped in.
"Zhu Tiedan!"
Gu Santong, dirty and smelly, looking like a crazed beggar, suddenly raised his head. His eyes were extraordinarily sharp.
"What? Finally can’t bear it any longer and want to kill me?" Gu Santong sneered.
"Indeed!" Zhu Wushi didn’t say much more, his palm reaching out to grab Gu Santong.
Internal Energy Absorption Technique.
"Indestructible Divine Vajra!" Gu Santong didn’t sit waiting for death. In an instant, he transformed into a little golden figure, as if cast from gold, radiating strength and defense.
"Before, I indeed wouldn’t have been able to do anything about your Indestructible Divine Vajra. But now..."
The terrifying aura of a Supreme Grandmaster burst forth from Zhu Wushi. An extremely fearsome suction pulsed from his palm.
Even with Gu Santong’s Indestructible Divine Vajra, his internal energy poured out madly, devoured by Zhu Wushi.
"How is this possible? How can you be so strong?" A look of shock appeared on Gu Santong’s usually playful face. Zhu Wushi had always been a bit stronger than him, true, but not to this extent.
It was beyond his imagination. This wasn’t normal!
"Dead men don’t need to know so much." With some effort, Zhu Wushi drained Gu Santong’s internal energy in moments. "Rest assured, I will send your son to accompany you. You won’t be lonely on the road to the netherworld!"
"As for your wife, Su Xin, I will take good care of her and make her the happiest and most blessed woman in the world!"
Gu Santong’s eyes widened, his mind reeling as if struck by a bolt from the blue.
He has a son?
His and Su Xin’s son?
Bits and pieces of the past came flooding back. Su Xin was his fiancée, but in truth, he wasn’t very interested in women; he preferred martial arts. It was the second month after Su Xin had come to him for refuge when he had drunk some wine and was slightly intoxicated. Su Xin helped him to bed. Even though he wasn’t very interested in women, he was still a normal man. As if possessed, he took Su Xin, claiming her virginity. Therefore, it was possible that he and Su Xin had a child. However, when he woke up the next day, he didn’t pay much attention to it. After all, Su Xin was his fiancée; what was done was done. That was also the first time he had tasted a woman. It didn’t feel like much to him, though. Afterward, he didn’t pay much attention to Su Xin. That night was just a physical need and impulse. Mentally, he didn’t feel anything special towards women. He returned to his old, roguish self, focusing on martial arts, and never shared a room with Su Xin again. Now... unexpectedly, he actually had a son. And it was a hit with a single shot.
He did not doubt Zhu Wushi was deceiving him, because there was no need to.
"Zhu Tiedan, spare my son, and I will tell you the secret of the Indestructible Divine Vajra!" Gu Santong didn’t mention Su Xin; he knew he wasn’t a good man. If Su Xin were Zhu Wushi’s fiancée, she would definitely be happier than with him. And Zhu Wushi wouldn’t harm her.
"Are you trying to say that the Indestructible Divine Vajra has no usage limit and doesn’t require the cultivator to be a virgin?" Zhu Wushi asked calmly, his expression serene.
"How do you know? Did you always know I was deceiving you? And yet you acted as if you were fooled by me?" Gu Santong’s eyes bulged, incredulous.
He had once been so proud, thinking he had fooled Zhu Wushi. He thought Zhu Wushi was a complete fool. But... it turned out the other guy knew everything. He was just pretending to be fooled by him. What a self-satisfied idiot he had been. Turns out the clown was myself.
